-You know what "no hometraining" means.
-You've told your mother you had a headache and her remedy was to take a crap or some Robitussin.
-You were always able to find a Jet, Ebony, or Essence somewhere around the home.
-You've fallen asleep in your mother's lap while getting your hair canerowed, woke up, fell back asleep, and woke up again and she still wasn't finished (for the ladies).
-You knew about the controversy of the barbershop/beauty shop dialogue way before "Barbershop" or "Beauty Shop" came out.
-Many of the people you grew up calling your aunty, uncle, cousin, sister, or brother have no blood relation to you at all.
-You've never been to a family reunion where a Black Muslim Garveyite didn't have a verbal duke out with a self-hating Uncle Ruckus.
-You have the tendency to describe people's complexions in terms of food.
-Your family had Sunday dinners.
-OJ taught you that Black or White doesn't matter. . .So long as you've got green.
-You've been given the Sunday choice of going to church or watch the preachers on tv and you go to church only to be stuck behind the lady with the flamboyant church hat.
-You've been told to stop crying before you got something to cry about.
(Please add your own)