Why Parents
> > Drink
> >
> > A father passing by his son's
> > bedroom was
> > astonished to see
> > that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
> > Then he saw an
> >
> > Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was
> > addressed to 'Dad.'
> >
> >
> >
> > With the worst premonition he opened the envelope
> >
> >
> > with trembling hands
> > and read the letter.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Dear Dad:
> >
> >
> >
> > It is with great regret20and sorrow that I'm writing
> > you. I had to elope with
> > my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with
> > Mom and you.
> >
> >
> >
> > I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so
> > nice.
> >
> >
> >
> > But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her
> > piercing, tattoos,
> > tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much
> > older than I am. But it'
> > s not only the passion.....Dad she's pregnant.
> >
> >
> >
> > Stacy said that we will be very happy.
> >
> >
> >
> > She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood
> > for the whole
> > winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
> >
> >
> >
> > Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana
> > doesn't really hurt anyone.
> >
> >
> > We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with
> > the other people that
> > live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.
> >
> >
> >
> > In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure
> > for AIDS so
> >
> > Stacy can get
> > better. She deserves it.
> >
> >
> >
> > Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care
> > of myself.
> >
> >
> >
> > Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that
> > you can
> >
> > get to know your
> > grandchildren.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Love, Your Son John
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at
> > Tommy's house.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in
> > life than a Report
> > card That's in my center desk drawer.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > I love you.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Call me when it's safe to come home
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
Peace & Love 2 All
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