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The Geography of a Woman



Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future (a bit like Tony Blair, maybe Blair' s a women really).

After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

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Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.


only if she has no 'essence' and sense of self poetry and expression. If she's till haunted by mistakes then she must be too dumb to learn Wink
40+ can mean a whole new era of men who had lived lives, learnt and have lots to share Wink there's no despair darling Smile
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Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.


only if she has no 'essence' and sense of self poetry and expression. If she's till haunted by mistakes then she must be too dumb to learn Wink
40+ can mean a whole new era of men who had lived lives, learnt and have lots to share Wink there's no despair darling Smile


i'm glad that generalization/joke doesn't apply to you.
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