http://test3.thespark.com/sluttest/

TheSpark, however, dreams of a world where a woman is a woman--equally free to guard her precious jewel or give up the goods like she's going out of business.

TheSpark's Slut Test, like that greasy, congested man standing next to you at the bank, breathing heavily on your neck and peering downwards at your exposed cleavage, is ready to probe your inner-most sanctums and expose your most forbidden desires. Give him a chance and he just might reveal things about your sexuality that even you didn't know.

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

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49% slutty
which technically makes you a slut.
The worldwide average is only 46%.


Based on the 6,447,603 test takers so far:
you're sluttier than 59% of the world.
you're cleaner than 39% of the world.


(I'm hanging on to being 39% cleaner! wink)

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The Lord is on my side;I will not fear:what can man do unto me?
(Psalms 118:6)


To know me is to love me!

11% of the women who took the survey agreed with me when I said that I'd sleep with Sir Richard Burton. He was an explorer, translator (of Arabic, he did the Arabian Nights...and the Kama Sutra cool), swordsman, *and* a slut--but he always made the woman he was with feel special. I have no idea what he looked like. Okay, I just checked. Ordinary looks. But the rest can work.

Hmm. I think I'd rather *be* Richard Burton.

I will not say about the rest of the survey. wink
Just in case you men are interested in the stuff in this quiz: 17,111 women chose The Rock as the best sex option of all time! If it were an Essence Magazine poll, I'm sure it would have been more {for example, the number one guy was Brad Pitt, with Justin Timberlake not far behind. GAG!} Anyway, I am
only 43% slutty which is less than the average woman who responded to the poll. I am
53% purer than the rest of the female world!
The results are in! You are
71% slutty
which technically makes you a slut.
The worldwide average is only 46%.

Based on the 6,449,484 test takers so far:
you're sluttier than 93% of the world.
you're cleaner than 7% of the world.

3,358 women agreed with you, and chose "Morris Chestnut" as the best sex option of all time.

So far, the most popular place to lick lubricated men is below the right nipple.
{i picked right below the belly button. hehehe}

THE NUMBER ONE THING THE AVERAGE WOMAN DISLIKES ABOUT HER OWN LOOKS
--her face--
that's sad sad sad!! if u don't like your face how do you expect anyone else to?!?!

and why on that list of the 25 sexiest men is there NOT ONE BLACK MAN!!!

those who stand for nothing fall for anything
this is the year 2002 right??
where do they come up with questions like this:
"Have you ever worn thong underwear?" VPL is disgusting!


i'd also like to know where i can find one of these:
Do you own a midget who serves you sex in the night?
i could use him under my desk at work too!!

LMAO y'all know im playing!!

those who stand for nothing fall for anything
quote:
Originally posted by Faith:
Hey-- i wasn't expecting to here from THE HOST OF AA.ORG on my test score!! I hope that my lack of sluttiness doesn't preclude me from contributing to your harem, I mean forum. {sorry frown }


I was truly just joking Faith! I'm loving hearing about how everyone else is having so much fun out there! You all know I have no life other than this place so I have to extract my jollies wherever and however I can. smile

Harem? Only in my wildest dreams. BTW - the distribution of males and females is just about 50:50 here! wink



Onward and Upward!
The results are in! You are


55% slutty
which technically makes you a slut.
The worldwide average is only 46%.


Based on the 6,453,691 test takers so far:
you're sluttier than 70% of the world.
you're cleaner than 28% of the world.



i chose maxwell along with 903 other women. so, what does this mean? should i feel good about this or not? confused
maxwell doesn't 'swing' our way!! (this really belongs in the ALL THINGS SUPERFICIAL thread) but it's been seriously rumored that the beautiful man who sings and makes us "puddle" isn't interested in women.
he was even seen here in seattle spending time in a intimate manner with an equally fine man...

confused

try and think about the last time or ANY time you've seen him with a woman, or heard about him with a woman...not even his video's show him intimately with women...

those who stand for nothing fall for anything
nykki, gay men turn me oooon. don't ask me why. the fact that maxwell is gay, and i've heard this recently, makes no difference. i'm like a guy that way. they like to watch girls get it on. i'd pay to watch maxwell and ricky martin go at it!!!! big grin

i'm 24% slutty. i believe they said that makes me 83% purer than everybody else who took the test. and how shocked was i to find out that one woman agree that zacarias de la rocha is a viable sexing option. i bet none of you even know who he is. . .no cheating, now! don't find out and then tell me you know. cuz you don't!!! LOL smile
quote:
Originally posted by little minx:
nykki, gay men turn me oooon. don't ask me why. the fact that maxwell is gay, and i've heard this recently, makes no difference. i'm like a guy that way. they like to watch girls get it on. i'd pay to watch maxwell and ricky martin go at it!!!! big grin

i'm 24% slutty. i believe they said that makes me 83% purer than everybody else who took the test. and how shocked was i to find out that one woman agree that zacarias de la rocha is a viable sexing option. i bet none of you even know who he is. . .no cheating, now! don't find out and then tell me you know. cuz you don't!!! LOL smile


Little Minx, why do I find it hard to believe that a woman who would "pay" to see two men get busy could be only 24% slutty. I bet if that was a question on the quiz, your score would have jumped tremendously!!!!
43% slutty, which is actually less than the average, 46%.

    Based on the 6,797,460 test takers so far:
  • I'm sluttier than 46% of the world.
  • I'm cleaner than 53% of the world.




FACT
2,289 women agreed with me, and chose "Bob Marley" as the best sex option of all time.

What I want to know.. is who in the hell are these people who made the top 25 list:
Heath Ledger 65601 (1%)
Paul Walker 63059 (1%)
Eric Mccormack 56674 (1%)
Alex Fiorelli 45172 (1%)
Ryan Ning 36230 (1%)
Sean Williamson 34796 (1%)
Fred Durst 32281 (1%)
Joshua Jackson 28945 (1%)
Nick Carter 27699 (1%)

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