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I just met a woman who absolutely INSISTED that she be called "Ms New Booty", as in that stupid new song by Bubba Sparks or whatever the hell his name is. My friend Alex and I just looked at each other. You know me, I'm gonna push this for all its worth, so I asked her "What is your name?" Her name is Julia but she wants to be called that other name. We start messing with her in a vain attempt to make her realize how ignorant this was. Just when I thought I could get any deeper into the ghettofied twillight zone some bozo actually approaches her and *this is the part that had Alex and I virtually losing it* spits out "Yeah ma, I likes a shorty that knows how to pick a name that fits her." 17
These two mental midgets, eventually walk away to "kick it", and I swear the very air got sweeter and had a higher sense of purity to it once they left. Soon as I get changed to go to dinner, I'm getting down on my knees, looking up to heaven and THANKING GOD for giving me the ability to NOT GIVE A DAMN about being with someone. I'm gonna single for the rest of my natural life and I'm throwing a party to comemerate it. Cause if this is what is passing as "the way" for my people to romantically/emotionally happy and satisfied, ya'll can have that garbage. Give me a good book and a waiting grave and I'm good to go. CIAO...
"Knowing is not enough, we must apply. Willing is not enough, we must do."----Bruce Lee "The Tao of Jeet Kune Do"
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Oh before anyone gives me that "We're not all like that" line or some such other drivel..BULL. Our culture and people in respect to meaningfull and lasting intimate encounters have dropped/punted/ and deflated the ball on every possible and concievable level, both men and women. We shot ourselves in the foot and all the drama and pain we complain about...we brought it on ourselves. I'm laughing because now I've realized...I'm free.
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Originally posted by xxGAMBITxx:
...I'm getting down on my knees, looking up to heaven and THANKING GOD for giving me the ability to NOT GIVE A DAMN about being with someone. I'm gonna single for the rest of my natural life and I'm throwing a party to comemerate it. ...


Can I get an invitation to that party? tfro
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Originally posted by xxGAMBITxx:
I just met a woman who absolutely INSISTED that she be called "Ms New Booty", as in that stupid new song by Bubba Sparks or whatever the hell his name is. My friend Alex and I just looked at each other. You know me, I'm gonna push this for all its worth, so I asked her "What is your name?" Her name is Julia but she wants to be called that other name. We start messing with her in a vain attempt to make her realize how ignorant this was. Just when I thought I could get any deeper into the ghettofied twillight zone some bozo actually approaches her and *this is the part that had Alex and I virtually losing it* spits out "Yeah ma, I likes a shorty that knows how to pick a name that fits her." ... 17


Damn ... I thought I knew you. Confused lol

I was certain your line after the above selection would have been: "I thought that I should kill them before they reproduced."
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Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
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Originally posted by xxGAMBITxx:
I just met a woman who absolutely INSISTED that she be called "Ms New Booty", as in that stupid new song by Bubba Sparks or whatever the hell his name is. My friend Alex and I just looked at each other. You know me, I'm gonna push this for all its worth, so I asked her "What is your name?" Her name is Julia but she wants to be called that other name. We start messing with her in a vain attempt to make her realize how ignorant this was. Just when I thought I could get any deeper into the ghettofied twillight zone some bozo actually approaches her and *this is the part that had Alex and I virtually losing it* spits out "Yeah ma, I likes a shorty that knows how to pick a name that fits her." ... 17


Damn ... I thought I knew you. Confused lol

I was certain your line after the above selection would have been: "I thought that I should kill them before they reproduced."
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lol lol lol lol
Firefly/art_gurl, I know this is off-topic, but are you really a book agent? Man, I've sent my manuscript and/or excerpts of it to about 60 agencies and one or two publishers. I'm waiting on whether this publisher back home will accept my excerpts and possibly my manuscript, so that he'll get it published.

Do you think you could pm me, and in case you have an opening, would you like to be my literary agent?

P.S. Like my new avatar? Wink
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Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
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Originally posted by xxGAMBITxx:
I just met a woman who absolutely INSISTED that she be called "Ms New Booty", as in that stupid new song by Bubba Sparks or whatever the hell his name is. My friend Alex and I just looked at each other. You know me, I'm gonna push this for all its worth, so I asked her "What is your name?" Her name is Julia but she wants to be called that other name. We start messing with her in a vain attempt to make her realize how ignorant this was. Just when I thought I could get any deeper into the ghettofied twillight zone some bozo actually approaches her and *this is the part that had Alex and I virtually losing it* spits out "Yeah ma, I likes a shorty that knows how to pick a name that fits her." ... 17


Damn ... I thought I knew you. Confused lol

I was certain your line after the above selection would have been: "I thought that I should kill them before they reproduced."
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lol I must of been shocked to much to think of that. I'm slipping in my old age. laugh
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Originally posted by Tre:
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Originally posted by xxGAMBITxx:
...I'm getting down on my knees, looking up to heaven and THANKING GOD for giving me the ability to NOT GIVE A DAMN about being with someone. I'm gonna single for the rest of my natural life and I'm throwing a party to comemerate it. ...


Can I get an invitation to that party? tfro


You bring the alchol, food, music and the tylenol and IT'S ON! Razz
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Originally posted by xxGAMBITxx:
Oh before anyone gives me that "We're not all like that" line or some such other drivel..BULL. Our culture and people in respect to meaningfull and lasting intimate encounters have dropped/punted/ and deflated the ball on every possible and concievable level, both men and women. We shot ourselves in the foot and all the drama and pain we complain about...we brought it on ourselves. I'm laughing because now I've realized...I'm free.


your perceptions often dictate your reality more than any other factor ...that's real...

where you may see selfish people full of drama who have no hope..i may see desperate and lonely folks in search of love...and if i look a little closer i see glimpses of hope here and there..reflected in a smile, a warm look, a selfless gesture.

i refuse to let the negativity that many of us perpetuate into self-fulfilling prophecies surround my existence like white noise...life is hard and beautiful..and true love prevails thru it all...
In another time and another day I would easily agree with you. But I have to say, where the hell were you when you met up with this lil girl? If you hang around bums, inevitably, one of them will try to follow you home. Stop hanging out with the dregs and get with some sistas with a moderate level of self-respect. Admittedly, there are not a lot of get up and go sistas who are out here getting it done, but they are out here. I think too many times, brothas who want more put themselves in situations to get less. Pay attention to your company...because it sounds like a low class hootchie mama festival you were at. Somebody that damn dumb wouldn't be able to get into a party I was at...trust.
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Originally posted by ripshyt:
In another time and another day I would easily agree with you. But I have to say, where the hell were you when you met up with this lil girl? If you hang around bums, inevitably, one of them will try to follow you home. Stop hanging out with the dregs and get with some sistas with a moderate level of self-respect. Admittedly, there are not a lot of get up and go sistas who are out here getting it done, but they are out here. I think too many times, brothas who want more put themselves in situations to get less. Pay attention to your company...because it sounds like a low class hootchie mama festival you were at. Somebody that damn dumb wouldn't be able to get into a party I was at...trust.


You must be one of those people who does'nt seem to realize that the ignorance of our people seems to run rampant no matter where the locale is. Those same hoochie mamas are the ones in YOUR church trying to get thier holiness on. td6
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Originally posted by Girl Friday:
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Originally posted by xxGAMBITxx:
Oh before anyone gives me that "We're not all like that" line or some such other drivel..BULL. Our culture and people in respect to meaningfull and lasting intimate encounters have dropped/punted/ and deflated the ball on every possible and concievable level, both men and women. We shot ourselves in the foot and all the drama and pain we complain about...we brought it on ourselves. I'm laughing because now I've realized...I'm free.


your perceptions often dictate your reality more than any other factor ...that's real...

where you may see selfish people full of drama who have no hope..i may see desperate and lonely folks in search of love...and if i look a little closer i see glimpses of hope here and there..reflected in a smile, a warm look, a selfless gesture.

i refuse to let the negativity that many of us perpetuate into self-fulfilling prophecies surround my existence like white noise...life is hard and beautiful..and true love prevails thru it all...


The only glimmer of hope I saw with these two was the one that maybe,just MAYBE, a tree would fall on them.
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Originally posted by xxGAMBITxx:
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Originally posted by Girl Friday:
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Originally posted by xxGAMBITxx:
Oh before anyone gives me that "We're not all like that" line or some such other drivel..BULL. Our culture and people in respect to meaningfull and lasting intimate encounters have dropped/punted/ and deflated the ball on every possible and concievable level, both men and women. We shot ourselves in the foot and all the drama and pain we complain about...we brought it on ourselves. I'm laughing because now I've realized...I'm free.


your perceptions often dictate your reality more than any other factor ...that's real...

where you may see selfish people full of drama who have no hope..i may see desperate and lonely folks in search of love...and if i look a little closer i see glimpses of hope here and there..reflected in a smile, a warm look, a selfless gesture.

i refuse to let the negativity that many of us perpetuate into self-fulfilling prophecies surround my existence like white noise...life is hard and beautiful..and true love prevails thru it all...


The only glimmer of hope I saw with these two was the one that maybe,just MAYBE, a tree would fall on them.


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ok..imma leave that one alone..

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