A man who went to Church with his wife always fell asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something about this and one Sunday took a long hat pin along to poke him with it every time he would doze off.
As the preacher got to a part in the sermon where he shouted out "... and who created all there is in 6 days and rested on the 7th?" she poked her husband, who came
flying out of the pew and screamed
"Good God all mighty!"
"Correct!" said the minister and went on with his sermon. The man sat back down, muttering under his breath, and later began to doze off again when the minister got to "... and who died on the cross to save us from our sins?" the wife hit him again and he jumped
up and shouted
"That's right!" said the minister and went on with his sermon.
The man sat back down and began to fall asleep again.
The minister then goes to "... and what did Eve say to Adam after the birth of 29th child?"
The wife poked her husband once again and he shouted
"If you stick that damn thing in me again
I'll break it off!"