Subject: Dave's Wisdom
> David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black drivers in NASCAR.
> (I bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP sees this!)
> Here we go........
> # 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
> # 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
> # 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
> # 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
> # 6 - No speed rated tires for 24" rims with spinners
> # 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
> # 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
> # 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.
> # 2 - Can't wear helmet! sideway s.
> AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON
> # 1 - When they crash their cars, they bail out and run.