
A thread for quotes which make you scratch your head. 

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quote:Originally posted by Black Viking:
Side note to Oshun...
Pat Robertson is such an azz. Every single time I've tried to hold my nose and watch the 700 Club, I've made it about 10 or 15 minutes before I absolutely must find something less painful to do... like hanging by thumbscrews...![]()
quote:Originally posted by Oshun Auset:
When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front-row seat.
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It's because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.
Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Then you're just what they're looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.
Property is theft. Nobody "owns" anything. When you die, it all stays here.
The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.
-George Carlinquote:Originally posted by Black Viking:
Side note to Oshun...
Pat Robertson is such an azz. Every single time I've tried to hold my nose and watch the 700 Club, I've made it about 10 or 15 minutes before I absolutely must find something less painful to do... like hanging by thumbscrews...![]()
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My parents used to leave it on in the morning times and yell at it(The 700 club on TV). I used to call them political/religious masochists... They always told me 'know thine enemy'... My response: But once we see he is a moron, I think it's time to tune out, for our own sanity...
Although I must admit I do get stuck on TBN if I'm flipping through channels and Jan Crouch is on... Kinda like watching a car crash... I can't look away...
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quote:Originally posted by negrospiritual:
Why does she cry so much? and why is her hair pink?
quote:Originally posted by Romulus Burnett:quote:Originally posted by HonestBrother:quote:Originally posted by Romulus Burnett:
But I'm still a passive aggressive little girl of below average intelligence involuntarily drawn to a debilitating need for affirmation and acceptance.
Please tell us more about yourself.
This is fascinating. Truly.![]()
Thank you. I'm glad you asked. I actually like being the bad guy on this discussion board. Ever stood behind an old woman in a check-out line that just stood there like an old buzzard--jerking around the girl at the cash register over a book of stamps or some cigarettes? Ever got the urge to punch that little bitch in the gutt? Yeah. I have.
I get that same kind of satisfaction when I take on certain topics on this discussion board--like punching an old bitch in the gutt. When I can take a bunch of self-righteous, vacuous, rigid, pretentious, pompous people and reduce them to making immature insults and resort to using devious, deceitful tactics to dismiss, minimalize, and ignore an opposing argument because they can't logically defend their argument I get that same satisfaction.
You can't punch and old woman in the stomach and be a good guy. You can't drop kick a snot-nozed kid in the nuts because he has gone wild and driven all of his teachers crazy and be a good guy.
Burnett & Obama in 08!!!![]()
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quote:Originally posted by HonestBrother:
"I must say, I'm a little envious. If I were slightly younger and not employed here, I think it would be a fantastic experience to be on the front lines of helping this young democracy succeed ... It must be exciting for you ... in some ways romantic, in some ways, you know, confronting danger. You're really making history, and thanks."
~ George W. Bush during a video conference with soldiers in Afghanistan
quote:"James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was."
quote:"The only way America can lose the war on terror is if we defeat ourselves."
quote:Originally posted by EbonyRose:
Pres. GeeDubya Bush told the graduating class at the Air Force Academy today:
quote:"The only way America can lose the war on terror is if we defeat ourselves."
Can somebody tell methat's supposed to mean?
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quote:I'm still trying to figure out why they elected him TWICE.
quote:Originally posted by Kweli4Real:quote:I'm still trying to figure out why they elected him TWICE.
They didn't ... In 2000, he was appointed by the SCOTUS and in 2004 there is/was evidence of voting fraud. If there had been U.N. observers [like the US insists on for less civilized (read: white) nations, both elections would have been labelled corrupt and de-certified.
quote:Originally posted by Huey:quote:Originally posted by EbonyRose:
Pres. GeeDubya Bush told the graduating class at the Air Force Academy today:
quote:"The only way America can lose the war on terror is if we defeat ourselves."
Can somebody tell methat's supposed to mean?
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I'm still trying to figure out why they elected him TWICE.
quote:Originally posted by Kweli4Real:quote:I'm still trying to figure out why they elected him TWICE.
They didn't ... In 2000, he was appointed by the SCOTUS and in 2004 there is/was evidence of voting fraud. If there had been U.N. observers [like the US insists on for less civilized (read: white) nations, both elections would have been labelled corrupt and de-certified.
quote:Originally posted by HonestBrother:
President Bush met with Filipino President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo today at the White House. Arroyo was in Washington while her country tries to recover from a typhoon that devastated coastal areas and flipped a ferry carrying over 800 passengers last week. Before discussing aide for the Philippines, Bush couldn't resist beginning the sober meeting with a quip about a Filipino member of his kitchen staff. Read part of the transcript from the meeting [...] below:
PRESIDENT BUSH: Madam President, it is a pleasure to welcome you back to the Oval Office. We have just had a very constructive dialogue. First, I want to tell you how proud I am to be the President of a nation that -- in which there's a lot of Philippine-Americans. They love America and they love their heritage. And I reminded the President that I am reminded of the great talent of the -- of our Philippine-Americans when I eat dinner at the White House. (Laughter.)
PRESIDENT ARROYO: [Da hell u say!?!] Yes.
PRESIDENT BUSH: And the chef is a great person and a really good cook, by the way, Madam President.
PRESIDENT ARROYO: [Da hell u say!?!] Thank you.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/06/24/bush-to-filipi...esiden_n_108985.html
quote:Originally posted by HonestBrother:
President Bush met with Filipino President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo today at the White House. Arroyo was in Washington while her country tries to recover from a typhoon that devastated coastal areas and flipped a ferry carrying over 800 passengers last week. Before discussing aide for the Philippines, Bush couldn't resist beginning the sober meeting with a quip about a Filipino member of his kitchen staff. Read part of the transcript from the meeting [...] below:
PRESIDENT BUSH: Madam President, it is a pleasure to welcome you back to the Oval Office. We have just had a very constructive dialogue. First, I want to tell you how proud I am to be the President of a nation that -- in which there's a lot of Philippine-Americans. They love America and they love their heritage. And I reminded the President that I am reminded of the great talent of the -- of our Philippine-Americans when I eat dinner at the White House. (Laughter.)
PRESIDENT ARROYO: [Da hell u say!?!] Yes.
PRESIDENT BUSH: And the chef is a great person and a really good cook, by the way, Madam President.
PRESIDENT ARROYO: [Da hell u say!?!] Thank you.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/06/24/bush-to-filipi...esiden_n_108985.html
quote:Originally posted by HonestBrother:
http://www.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2008/09/john_mcca...o_of_wall_stree.html
quote:Originally posted by Santana St. Cloud:quote:Originally posted by HonestBrother:
http://www.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2008/09/john_mcca...o_of_wall_stree.html
Waaaaait! That didn't come from The Onion?
quote:Originally posted by HonestBrother:
That was a real interview.
I added the [...Da hell you say !?!...] though ...![]()
quote:Originally posted by Santana St. Cloud:
"All this P.C. is bullshit."--Mell Kuhn, mayor of Arkansas City, KS
The mayor participated in a beauty pageant fundraiser and "won awards for 'most creative talent' and the overall Ms. CASA [Court Appointed Special Advocates] 2008." His backup dancers were called the "Red Hot Puntangs."
Here's KKKuhn in blackface (my bad, he doesn't consider it "blackface" because he "can't do a black accent"--DHUA!?!) and without his white sheet and hood.![]()
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quote:PERRY: See, yeah. So, did you notice her high heels last night?
BAKER: Love those.
quote:Originally posted by Santana St. Cloud:
"There are millions of people around this world praying to their god"”whether it's Hindu, Buddha, Allah"”that his opponent wins, for a variety of reasons. And Lord, I pray that you will guard your own reputation, because they're going to think that their God is bigger than you, if that happens."
Da hell u sayeth!?!
That was Arnold Conrad, the former pastor of Grace Evangelical Free Church in Davenport delivering the invocation at John McCain's rally in Davenport, Iowa Saturday, October 10, 2008.
quote:Originally posted by HonestBrother:
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) - A Minneapolis radio station said Friday it would air public service announcements on HIV/AIDS after a pair of talk hosts accused former NBA star Magic Johnson of faking AIDS.
KTLK's Chris Baker and Langdon Perry made the remarks during Baker's conservative talk show on Wednesday. After Johnson condemned the statements, the station said on Friday it regretted "some off-hand remarks" by the pair.
According to a partial transcript and audio clip posted on a media watchdog site, mediamatters.org, the remarks came after a caller asserted that health care isn't a basic right. Perry responded by asking about treatable diseases that a person can live with for a long time "if you just get some basic drugs."
Baker responded, "Like Magic Johnson?"
Perry replied, "Like Magic with his faked AIDS. Magic faked AIDS."
Baker said, "You think Magic faked AIDS for sympathy?"
Perry replied, "I'm convinced that Magic faked AIDS."
"Me too," Baker said.
Johnson issued a statement Thursday saying he was "outraged that Chris Baker and Langdon Perry would minimize such a serious and deadly issue."
quote:Originally posted by nuggyt:
What's the big deal?? A couple of blowhards poppin' off at the mouth. That's what they do. It's a free country and they expressed their opinions.
quote:Originally posted by Santana St. Cloud:quote:PERRY: See, yeah. So, did you notice her high heels last night?
BAKER: Love those.![]()
quote:Originally posted by HonestBrother:
On the October 15 broadcast of his nationally syndicated radio show, Bob Grant said: "[W]hat is that flag that Obama's been standing in front of that looks like an American flag, but instead of having the field of 50 stars representing the 50 states, there's a circle?" He then said: "Is the circle the 'O' for Obama? Is that what it is?" Grant later said: "[D]id you notice Obama is not content with just having several American flags, plain old American flags with the 50 states represented by 50 stars? He has the 'O' flag. And that's what that 'O' is. That's what that 'O' is. Just like he did with the plane he was using. He had the flag painted over, and the 'O' for Obama. Now, these are symptom -- these things are symptomatic of a person who would like to be a potentate -- a dictator." '
Grant did not further elaborate on what he meant by the " 'O' flag." However, conservative blogger Michelle Malkin stated on October 13 that she had "received several e-mails today from readers complaining about Barack Obama's backdrop in Toledo today. Apparently, some talk show hosts have also gone ballistic over what they think is an 'Obama flag.' " But, as Malkin noted, the flag appearing behind Obama during his October 13 speech was actually the Ohio state flag.
http://mediamatters.org/items/200810160022![]()
The Flag of the United States of Obamaland
http://www.50states.com/flag/ohflag.htm
quote:Originally posted by HonestBrother:
Memo To Palin: Fruit Fly Research Has Led To Advances In Understanding Autism»
This morning, Gov. Sarah Palin (R-AK) gave her first policy speech urging the federal government to fully fund the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act (IDEA) ......Where does a lot of that earmark money end up anyway? [...] You've heard about some of these pet projects they really don't make a whole lot of sense and sometimes these dollars go to projects that have little or nothing to do with the public good. Things like fruit fly research in Paris, France. I kid you not.
Palin did not specify what fruit fly research earmark she was referring to (presumably a grant for olive fruit fly research), but she is apparently unaware that scientific research with fruit flies has led to valuable discoveries that have boosted autism research, as a study at the University of North Carolina demonstrated last year:The study of fruit flies has also been used for other autism research and "revolutionize[d]" the study of birth defects.
[S]cientists at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill School of Medicine have shown that a protein called neurexin is required for..nerve cell connections to form and function correctly.
The discovery, made in Drosophila fruit flies may lead to advances in understanding autism spectrum disorders, as recently, human neurexins have been identified as a genetic risk factor for autism.
quote:Originally posted by HonestBrother:
Exhibit 1 in the case against letting ignorant people set public policy.quote:Originally posted by HonestBrother:
Memo To Palin: Fruit Fly Research Has Led To Advances In Understanding Autism»
This morning, Gov. Sarah Palin (R-AK) gave her first policy speech urging the federal government to fully fund the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act (IDEA) ......Where does a lot of that earmark money end up anyway? [...] You've heard about some of these pet projects they really don't make a whole lot of sense and sometimes these dollars go to projects that have little or nothing to do with the public good. Things like fruit fly research in Paris, France. I kid you not.
Palin did not specify what fruit fly research earmark she was referring to (presumably a grant for olive fruit fly research), but she is apparently unaware that scientific research with fruit flies has led to valuable discoveries that have boosted autism research, as a study at the University of North Carolina demonstrated last year:The study of fruit flies has also been used for other autism research and "revolutionize[d]" the study of birth defects.
[S]cientists at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill School of Medicine have shown that a protein called neurexin is required for..nerve cell connections to form and function correctly.
The discovery, made in Drosophila fruit flies may lead to advances in understanding autism spectrum disorders, as recently, human neurexins have been identified as a genetic risk factor for autism.
quote:Originally posted by HonestBrother:
What's going to become of this thread when Gee Dub and Sarah Barracuda are no longer in the public eye?![]()
quote:Originally posted by Santana St. Cloud:
^Snap! Who graded that paper, George W. Bush?!![]()
quote:Originally posted by Santana St. Cloud:
When asked about his perspective on social issues"”gay marriage, abortion"”Prince tapped his Bible and said, "God came to earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever, and he just cleared it all out. He was, like, ˜Enough.' "