Peace...

the idea is to make a wish, any wish, and the person replying grants the wish but corrupts the outcome of the wish..After corrupting the wish of the person before you, you place your own wish and on an on...

Example...... " I wish I was wiser"

Respondent: Wish granted, however, with the instant added wisdom comes an instant 30 years of aging.



Okay, I will go first.


I wish I had a billion dollars



Kai
"Old fool! This is my hour. Do you not know Death when you see it? Die now and curse in vain!" And with that he lifted high his sword and flames ran down the blade.
Original Post
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:

I wish I had a billion dollars



Kai


granted...

with the caveat that you earn it by being a drug dealer and must constantly be on the run from rival drug lords, business/government hired mercenaries and really skanky women who want your money Smile


My Wish:

I wish that there was a successful plan for universal health care
Peace....


quote:
My Wish:

I wish that there was a successful plan for universal health care



Granted,

It is decided by world leaders that if we just kill everyone we will not have to worry about how to pay for keeping them alive, and a nuclear holocaust follows...

My wish:

I wish black people would finally give up on integration in America.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:

My wish:

I wish black people would finally give up on integration in America.



Kai


Granted:

Every black person in America simultaneously decides to riot and give up on all societal structures in favor of anarchy...


My wish:

That every black woman in America gets to marry her soul mate.....

Peace....

quote:
My wish:

That every black woman in America gets to marry her soul mate.....




Granted...

They marry their SOULMATE, however they realize that the person who matches them best is another woman.



My wish...

I wish People had the courage to do what they wanted and not bow to silly peer pressure.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
My wish...

I wish People had the courage to do what they wanted and not bow to silly peer pressure.



Kai


Granted:

Except what they want to do is exactly the same thing as their peers...



My Wish:


I wish in place of drive through "fast food" stores there were drive through "fast fruit" stores, where a mother can quickly purchase a small container of chopped Mango or a fresh Apple...
Peace....


quote:
My wish:

People would treat others how they want to be treated



Granted:

Society is changed allowing men to approach attractive women and simply grope them without introduction....


My wish,

I wish America would withdraw her troops from Iraq.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:

My wish,

I wish America would withdraw her troops from Iraq.



Kai


Granted:

America has withdrawn her troops from Iraq only to send them all to the blackest ghettoes and suburbs of America... for target practice before their next mission to Africa..


My wish,

I wish my family wouldn't pressure me so much to conform to participate in their holiday celebrations...
Your wish is granted... you have been banned from all holiday functions with your family; and they will now go overboard with decorations inside and outside of their homes; and for fun they will all dress in costumes to fit the appropriate holiday. The problem with that is you have a cousin that is a stripper that showed up to one of the family functions in his booty out Santa Clause pants, and was banned as well. This decision divided the family in half, everyone started fighting; the cops were called and all went to jail. You were called to post bail Eek... I hope you have a small family.


My wish

I wish that people would stop giving me advice when I didn't ask for it.
Peace.....


quote:
wish that people would stop giving me advice when I didn't ask for it.


Granted...

You are driving with no headlights and everyone sees but no one flashes you to tell you..well you are stopped by the State Troopers and given a hefty ticket..

My wish,

I wish they would finally find the killer of Jon Benet Ramsey
Granted:
They find the killer of Jon Benet Ramsey which leds to a public outcry for the death penalty, but the murderer escapes the death penalty pleading insanity. Riots fill the streets of boulder colorado at the verdict.

My wish:

I wish there was less black on black crime.
quote:
Originally posted by msprettygirl:
My wish:

I wish there was less black on black crime.



Granted:

Whites are peeved at the loss of a scapegoat.... so they begin dressing in black drag and killing as many black folk as they can in hopes of sparking a revival....



My wish:

I wish children would watch t.v. less and read more...
Peace...


quote:
My wish:
That we could wake up to find Hurricane Katrina never happened, it was just a horrible dream.



Granted, people all over the South awaken to find that Katrina was a dream, however they are awakened by the sounds of sirens warning the people of the sudden arrival of the world's first Hurricane at level 8. Three grades above Katrina, and the report goes on to say that the Hurricane is being pushed ashore by a Gigantic Tsunami...This Hurricane/Tsunami combo is called "the eraser".



My Wish,

I wish black men would do the right thing and pay their child support.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:

Granted, people all over the South awaken to find that Katrina was a dream, however they are awakened by the sounds of sirens warning the people of the sudden arrival of the world's first Hurricane at level 8. Three grades above Katrina, and the report goes on to say that the Hurricane is being pushed ashore by a Gigantic Tsunami...This Hurricane/Tsunami combo is called "the eraser".



My Wish,

I wish black men would do the right thing and pay their child support.



Kai


Granted black men in mass gain a collective consciousness, turn towards the women and children in their lives and begin supporting them financially... unfortunately they can only provide $1 a month because their financial stability was rocked to the core when the "eraser" hit...


My wish:

Black women in particular would stop justifying the need to keep toxic people in their lives....
quote:
Black women in particular would stop justifying the need to keep toxic people in their lives....


Granted, because Black women, in particular, reach the point of no longer feeling the need to justify or defend their relationships, toxic or otherwise. Unfortunately, this "new resolve" translates directly to parental/daughter relationships; e.g., daughters stop talking with their fathers about the knucklehead that is wooing her and daughters stop talking to their mothers about that girl that always seems to be interested in the same men as her.

My wish is for the existence of God debate to be finally and irrefutable resolved.
Peace....


quote:
My wish is for the existence of God debate to be finally and irrefutable resolved.


Granted..Out of sheer frustration God appears on Earth, and telepathically inserts the perfect evidence which convinces all humanity of His existence...People say "Oh..Okay great..." and go on living as before.


My wish,

I wish I could return to school and get a Juris Doctorate, a Ph.D in Physics, and a PhD in Archeology.


Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
My wish,

I wish I could return to school and get a Juris Doctorate, a Ph.D in Physics, and a PhD in Archeology.


Kai


Granted... you get all three degrees... upon receiving them.. you realize you already knew everything and just wasted an enormous amount of time and money... and no matter where you go people already know of your genius and upon finding out you now have been bestowed with title.. they say "Oh.. Okay.. great"... and go on living as before...


My wish:

I wish that college were free!
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Khalliqa:

Granted:

Whites are peeved at the loss of a scapegoat.... so they begin dressing in black drag and killing as many black folk as they can in hopes of sparking a revival....


[rotflmao 13

My wish:

I wish that college were free!

College is free for all, except that, everyone decides to go pre-law and law school.


I wish, that Africa finally extricates the bloody and murderous hand of europe from its throat, and thrives beyond our wildest imaginings.
quote:
Originally posted by nayo:


I wish, that Africa finally extricates the bloody and murderous hand of europe from its throat, and thrives beyond our wildest imaginings.


Granted:

But even in its success, it has yet to figure out what to do with white folks so it keeps them around like a ball and chain ever weighing it down until history repeats itself all over again... because they were too afraid to do what should have been done in the first place....

Big Grin


My wish:

I would like to abolish all book stores and turn all libraries into coffeehouses with the additional service option of purchasing copies of the books they loan...
Wish granted. The coffee house serves the finest coffee, has the most elegant and comfortable lounge chairs, and interesting and erudite clientele and staff. Khalliqa Coffee Houses mushroom across the planet. Wink

However, most of the authors die of hunger and poverty due to the paltry royalties and lack of revenue coming in via the coffee house/libary - as clients start to resent paying full price for books and will only pay for photcopies of small sections of the books, also the books become damaged and unsightly due to increase handling on shelves, coffee rings and sticky fingers.

~ ~ ~

My wish is that all software upgrades are bugless and free, and the computers they run on weight 50g, are pocket-size, wireless, have a built in phone, and a built-in 100Megapixel digital camera. This device also has a multi-language translator, a database of the best cafes and jazz clubs, and retails for $US5 and, is tax deductable.
quote:
Originally posted by FireFly:
Wish granted. The coffee house serves the finest coffee, has the most elegant and comfortable lounge chairs, and interesting and erudite clientele and staff. Khalliqa Coffee Houses mushroom across the planet. Wink

However, most of the authors die of hunger and poverty due to the paltry royalties and lack of revenue coming in via the coffee house/libary - as clients start to resent paying full price for books and will only pay for photcopies of small sections of the books, also the books become damaged and unsightly due to increase handling on shelves, coffee rings and sticky fingers.

~ ~ ~

My wish is that all software upgrades are bugless and free, and the computers they run on weight 50g, are pocket-size, wireless, have a built in phone, and a built-in 100Megapixel digital camera. This device also has a multi-language translator, a database of the best cafes and jazz clubs, and retails for $US5 and, is tax deductable.


Granted...

These new superlightweight bugless, tax deductible voice/camera/phone pocket sized, multilanguage inexpensive computers and software are marketed heavily throughout Khalliqa's Coffeehouses thus boosting traffic and sales.. increasing her bottom line.. she reinvests the money makes a killing on the market and takes the extra to buy up real estate and charitably give back to every black person the 40 acres they deserve.. this pisses off white folk who start a race war.... but Khalliqa has taken a note from Nzingha... she feigns absence while gathering troops.... returns.. aligns all black people to position themselves at appointed stations throughout Europe, America and Australia and they successfully take over all of the Western world... through a plan that she executes via communication through the new super computer...


smile...


My wish:


That silk-cotton blend fabric was made more readily available..
Peace...


quote:
My wish:


That silk-cotton blend fabric was made more readily available..



Granted, department stores are completely stocked with beautiful cotton silk blend fabrics, however, due to the increased demand, farm owners are forced to reinstitute archaic forms of cotton processing...they return to manual cotton picking, and the prison industry supplies captive black workers to pick cotton in the fields...Also the silk demand creates a need for more silk worms and the need inporting of silk worms creates a pandemic of worms in the inner city..


My wish,

Women stop taking secrets to the grave.



Kai
quote:
My wish,

Women stop taking secrets to the grave.


Wish granted, All women stop taking secrets to the grave; however, they begin to speak any and every thing that comes to their mind, no matter how hurtful.

My wish is that all amnkind would begin treating every person they come into contact with in the manner that they wish to be treated.
quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
My wish is that all amnkind would begin treating every person they come into contact with in the manner that they wish to be treated.


Granted...

20% of the population is immediately killed off by those who are suicidal....


My wish:


The entire world ceases to accept pork as edible....
quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:

My wish is that all amnkind would begin treating every person they come into contact with in the manner that they wish to be treated.


great minds think alike ey i said that too Smile

back to the game...Khalliqa GRANTED: the entire world ceases to accept pork as edible. Pig farmers across the country burdened with debt from having pig farms in a market where there's no demand for their product go bankrupt, are forced to supplement their income with welfare and other governmental benefits which you in turn have to pay into whereas the rest is taken from the existing pot of monies allocated for education in this country.

My wish: To wake up everyday happy to go to work.
Peace....


quote:
My wish: To wake up everyday happy to go to work.





Granted, you wake, roll out of bed ecstatic, you don't even bother to shower, or brush your teeth...You throw on yesterday's clothes and jog to the corner house with all the thugs out front, walk in, get your morning fix, and get to work..You work in a Meth lab, and you get all of your methamphetamine for free...Oh happy day.



Kai
Peace....

Granted Kai posts wish realizes that it was way too intimate, and way too personal, luckily no ones sees it..



My wish,

I wish all child predators would glow with a special yellow color thereby warning every potential victim of their true nature.



Kai
quote:
I wish all child predators would glow with a special yellow color thereby warning every potential victim of their true nature.


Granted, however, you awake and discover that YOU glow a special color of yellow.

I wish the Black "posers" on this board would be revealed for the white females that they are.
quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:

I wish the Black "posers" on this board would be revealed for the white females that they are.


Granted

But by doing so it is revealed that MBM is one of the white women. The finding so shocks the AA.org community that it self-destructs - never to be seen or heard from again.

I wish that all hunger and starvation would be completely eradicated from the face of the Earth.
quote:
I wish that all hunger and starvation would be completely eradicated from the face of the Earth.


Granted. However, now the hunger and death suffered by the starving is replaced by the pain and death related to obesity.

quote:
I wish that Black people were more supportive to each other.


Granted. However, while progressive Black people had true and accepted the supportiveness, the Kumbya fest resulted in a lack of analysis and challenging of Black neo-con strategies for the uplifting of the Black community resulting in the widespread, but obvoiusly false, belief that race is no longer and has never been a consideration when judging individual successes or failures.

I wish that women would listen to and act based on what men actually said; rather than, what women feel that men really meant to say.
quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
I wish that women would listen to and act based on what men actually said; rather than, what women feel that men really meant to say.


Granted...

Families are plunged into poverty as wives around the world believe their men when, as they walk out for a night out with the guys, say they don't have enough money for basic necessities..... and earth becomes overpopulated within a year as women around the world believe their men when they promise to withdraw....



My wish:

There was a transportation system that did not cause any damage to environmental or human health...
Peace....

quote:
My wish:

There was a transportation system that did not cause any damage to environmental or human health...




Granted, people all around the world agree to use only this environmentally safe system of transportation..the world is elated...and from now on people just walk...


My wish,

I wish General Mills would make a commercial where the Trix rabbit Jack's the cereal with a gun...And says "Now you little bastards will regret being so stingy"..



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
My wish,

I wish General Mills would make a commercial where the Trix rabbit Jack's the cereal with a gun...And says "Now you little bastards will regret being so stingy"..



Kai


Granted except he fails to see that the children he is baiting have black pupils and are those featured in "Children of the Damned" and "Children of the Corn" and instead of the cereal they dine on rabbit sandwiches....



My wish:

I wish children would never get sick

granted:

children never get sick, but consequently adults around the world become stricken with all of the common illnesses associated with children. The job market for pediatricians falls leading to a mass suicide of doctors with huge student loan bills to pay with no hope for a job EVER.

My wish:

The weather could stay at 80 degrees year round no matter the season!
quote:
My wish:

The weather could stay at 80 degrees year round no matter the season!


Granted; however, the world is stricken by a world-wide drought since the water-table is no longer recharged by the snow run-offs in the spring.

I wish I could be more of a positive influence on those that I see hurting themselves through their own actions.
quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
I wish I could be more of a positive influence on those that I see hurting themselves through their own actions.

Oxymoron ~ you already are... but to make it official, wish granted.

The downside is that everywhere you help would start to look like you as well, and you become surrounded (Twilight Zone-style) by millions of replicas of yourself - even women and children will look like you - so noone would know which was the real you. Eek Big Grin Eventually - in your honour - the planet Earth would be named Planet Kweli4Real and being shocked and embarrassed by this you become a recluse.


Smile I wish everyone would smile more often.
quote:
Originally posted by FireFly:
Smile I wish everyone would smile more often.


Granted:

And the effects of the hardships of expensive dental costs begans to take their toll on all relationships...



My wish:

Every unemployed black man learns the secrets of successful entrepreneurship and thereafter maintains a thriving business...
Peace....


quote:
My wish:

Every unemployed black man learns the secrets of successful entrepreneurship and thereafter maintains a thriving business...



Granted, black men all over the world maintain these thriving businesses however black women fail to keep up leaving an income disparity which creates a social upheaval...Women are convinced to return to the home, wear skirts and aprons and bake pies during the day...Children have a mother at home, and husbands have wives to reutn to sometimes in the middle of the day (smile)...


My wish,

I wish the Government of America would tell the truth relating to 9/11.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
My wish,

I wish the Government of America would tell the truth relating to 9/11.



Kai


Granted:

The government tells the truth and..th.


* This post has been interrupted with an announcement from The Government:

Anyone who discusses telling the truth about 911 will be executed on the spot..*


You may now return to your game..

if you dare..

bwahahahahahahahahaha! laugh


My wish:

That I could have what I've longed for my whole life, right now....

quote:
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
My wish,

I wish the Government of America would tell the truth relating to 9/11.



Kai


Granted:

The government tells the truth and..th.


* This post has been interrupted with an announcement from The Government:

Anyone who discusses telling the truth about 911 will be executed on the spot..*

You may now return to your game..

if you dare..

bwahahahahahahahahaha!




lol bow lol

quote:
My wish:

That I could have what I've longed for my whole life, right now....


Granted, however you are become overcome with "What Now" sentiment and don't leave your house/apartment for the reminder of your life ... "What would be the use?"

I wish every child could be spared the pain of finding out his/her parent is dying. {Cheer me up, so that I can help my wife deal.}
Peace....


quote:
wish people wouldn't smoke while dancing at concerts.


Granted, however, the abstinence of smoking is compensated for by a mind bobbling spike in the abuse of drug cocktails and liqour during concerts..Medical teams are required for each show, thus raising the already ridiculous ticket prices.


My wish..I wish Iown a fully functioning teleportation device which allowed me to travel any where on Earth instantly.



Kai
[guess I should clarify: I wish people wouldn't smoke CIGARETTES Razz at concerts. That green stuff is ok]

quote:
My wish..I wish I own a fully functioning teleportation device which allowed me to travel any where on Earth instantly.


Your wish is granted. However... the gear stick gets stuck on your way to Kemet, and you land instead on the most remote of the Galapagos Islands. After an environmental Green Ban, noone visits there so you are stuck on the island for several years. To stop yourself going mad with boredom, and to pass the time, your convert the island's population of sea lions and giant lizards to the NOI, by inventing a brand new animal/human langua franc. You are eventually rescued by a Japanese whaling ship.


I wish people would stop giving Pork such a hard time.
quote:
Originally posted by FireFly:

I wish people would stop giving Pork such a hard time.


Granted:

Ironically you say this to a group of highly venerated nutritionists at a dinner party who are attentive and nodding positively to your every word, just as you finish a medium cooked piece of pork with live trichinae in .... you die a horrible death.... and become a poster child almost to the point of superstitiously never mentioning your name of whose advice NOT to follow...


My wish:

I wish that loose clothing was the norm for women thereby eliminating the need for specific types of undergarments...
Peace....



quote:
I wish that loose clothing was the norm for women thereby eliminating the need for specific types of undergarments...


Granted, women begn to reject tight fitting clothing, and join onto the sagging pants and Basketball Jersey craze. Women begin to compete for whose pants can sag the lowest, thus revealing all undergarments, or the lack there of..men take this sagging to be an invitation and Mayhem follows.


My Wish:

I wish there was a bioological mechanism which forced women to be silent when they were ordered by their man.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
My Wish:

I wish there was a bioological mechanism which forced women to be silent when they were ordered by their man.



Kai




Granted:

Women all around the world also remain silent when their men ask them things like where they have been for the past six hours...


My wish:


That Black men take over every country they inhabit and rule successfully bringing forth peace...
Peace....


quote:
That Black men take over every country they inhabit and rule successfully bringing forth peace...



Granted, however, this peace bores the hell out of everyone, and so people request the return of the former rulers for a little excitement.

My Wish:

I wish I had an excellent personal Chef


Kai
quote:
My Wish:

I wish I had an excellent personal Chef


Granted, however, your wife/Significant Other notices the inordinate amount of attention that the chef pays towards you and fires him while you are at work.

I wish BET and TV One would really be a Black TV network.
Peace.....

Oh..alright Kweli, a male personal Chef that pays me too much attention...

En Guard!!



quote:
I wish BET and TV One would really be a Black TV network


Granted, black networks, however, thanks to this both networks lose huge portions of their audience share because people get tired of looking at this all day




A solid black Network...



My Wish,

I wish we could see an immediate return of the Clinton economy.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
My Wish,

I wish we could see an immediate return of the Clinton economy.



Kai



Granted:

And with it a return of the S&L scandals...


My wish:

Included in the design of houses is a vented but finely screened room perfectly positioned for clothes drying, so that one does not have to air their laundry in the public.....
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:

My wish:
Included in the design of houses is a vented but finely screened room perfectly positioned for clothes drying, so that one does not have to air their laundry in the public.....


Granted, immediately all homes are equipped with an air drying room, but americans begin to suffer extroardinary cases of asthma and upper respiratory concerns because of the mold in every home that is cause by the distribution of moisture throughout the home from the air drying rooms.


I wish that every african-american child had a loving family and never had to be placed into foster care.
Peace....


quote:
I wish that every african-american child had a loving family and never had to be placed into foster care.


Granted, the foster homes are emptied, however, the black children are delivered to their loving families in Latvia, and Romania, and while the families love their newly adpopted african American children, things get a little testy when the latvian parents refuse to allow rap music and seek to introduce young black teens to Native latvian folk music.


My Wish,

I wish that we lived in the Age of space travel for the average citizen.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
My Wish,

I wish that we lived in the Age of space travel for the average citizen.



Kai


Granted:

Since the average citizen is impatient... everyone leaves the earth immediately and it becomes a barren wasteland...


My wish:

That I could go to sleep at exactly the time I say I need to... instead of finding more stuff to do that keeps me awake...
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:

That I could go to sleep at exactly the time I say I need to... instead of finding more stuff to do that keeps me awake...
Granted... but you develop a severe case of narcolepsy...

My wish:

That Microsoft would develop a operating system that did not... *crash*
granted: microsoft develops a system that does not crash, but the systems somehow develop a mind of their own. With a mind of their own the systems literally have us in the palm of their "hands" and gain control of every aspect of our lives from our financial assets down to our local grocery stores-they purposely cause the economy to crash to a hault.

My wish:for people to see how good my intentions are even when things don't turn out that positive.
quote:
Originally posted by msprettygirl:
My wish:for people to see how good my intentions are even when things don't turn out that positive.


Granted: After commiting a murder everyone, especially the Judge, could see that you didn't mean it...

because you're crazy

and with compassion you are sent to the looney bin....


quote:
Originally posted by MissTical:

I wish that pesticides and other chemicals weren't used on fruit and vegetables.


Granted: The industry, headed by white men, realizes they are endangering their health by utilizing dangerous chemicals to protect crops from bugs and not having much fun on the job... so they reinstitute slavery and "hire" blacks for .10 an hour to stand in fruit/vegetable fields manually removing bugs ...


My wish:


That there is a significant and positive rise of lasting and successful black marriages in our communities..



* by the way j/k with you msprettygirl Wink
Peace....


quote:
My wish:


That there is a significant and positive rise of lasting and successful black marriages in our communities..



Granted, there is a rise, an exponential rise, of black Gay marraiges...


My Wish,

I wish I could find the time for a three month vacation.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
Peace....


My Wish,

I wish I could find the time for a three month vacation.



Kai


Granted: Your business folds... now you have the time..


My wish:

That every Black person had the financial resources to make a pilgrimage to "The Door of No Return"... in Senegal...

Peace....


quote:
Granted: Your business folds... now you have the time..


ROTFLYSATOYP



quote:
My wish:

That every Black person had the financial resources to make a pilgrimage to "The Door of No Return"... in Senegal...


Granted, the trip is free for all black people, we even get to go through the same process, we even get to sit in the dungeons, and then we realize that we have been tricked again...back to the plantations....



My Wish,

I wish that I could visit other planets.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
Peace....


ROTFLYSATOYP


done...



quote:
quote:
My wish:

That every Black person had the financial resources to make a pilgrimage to "The Door of No Return"... in Senegal...


Granted, the trip is free for all black people, we even get to go through the same process, we even get to sit in the dungeons, and then we realize that we have been tricked again...back to the plantations....


ROTFSLSPANBWLMHOYPMSS



quote:
My Wish,

I wish that I could visit other planets.



Kai



Granted:

You visit.... are accepted because you favor the indigenous inhabitants... are praised as the God they've been waiting for.... but find that their protocol won't allow God to go back to where he came from... you're stuck on a planet where you can't breathe and must wear a helmet with air tank at all times but if you remove it the civilians will think you tricked them... so all you can do is stay in fear of being caught, dying.... and revelation of sadness cuz you lonely.... then you realize you should've stayed yo' black behind on earth...

My wish:

That there was a device that could reveal the truth in detail whenever I decided I wanted to know
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:

That there was a device that could reveal the truth in detail whenever I decided I wanted to know
Granted:

Only you realize that the man of your dreams really wishes that he could star in his own, real-life version of "Brokeback Mountain"...

My wish:

I wish that all African peoples would unite...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:

That there was a device that could reveal the truth in detail whenever I decided I wanted to know
Granted:

Only you realize that the man of your dreams really wishes that he could star in his own, real-life version of "Brokeback Mountain"...


grrrrrr..........

quote:
My wish:

I wish that all African peoples would unite...


Granted: All African peoples unite.... with everyone but other African people....


My wish:

The weather would get no lower than 65 degrees and no higher than 80 degrees everywhere on the planet...



quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:

The weather would get no lower than 65 degrees and no higher than 80 degrees everywhere on the planet...



Granted: All rivers, streams and oceans dry up... all vegetation dies and you are forced to start eating meat again... until that runs out too...

My wish: That Black on Black crime would cease to exist...
Peace.....


quote:
My wish: That Black on Black crime would cease to exist...



Granted, after one last violent gun battle, a black brother emerges from a behind a gun riddled door, cigarette in hand, he realizes that he has won...And then he realizes that besides himself, he has just killed the last black person on Earth ....In a rage of self pity he rushes over to "friend" sheds a tower of tears, and turns the gun upon himself.."POW!!!"..and it is over..No more black people..No more black on black crime...


My wish,

I wish the Detroit Lions would win the SuperBowl in 2008.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
My wish,

I wish the Detroit Lions would win the SuperBowl in 2008.



Kai
Granted: As a joke during the game the guy who controls the u.s. nuclear launch codes, who happens to be from the opposing team's city, enters one and aims a missle at Detroit and jokes "... and if they win, I will blow the whole state off the map ha-ha..." Detroit wins... While attempting to disarm te missle one of his co-workers bumps him and he presses the "launch" button by mistake... In the midst of a city wide celebration, Saracen looks to the sky and says oh sh... *boom*

My Wish: That Vanilla Ice would have been exposed as a fraud much earlier in his career...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:

My Wish: That Vanilla Ice would have been exposed as a fraud much earlier in his career...


Granted: Then the world would never have accepted Eminem... and then that would have spelled the end of Death Row records and then promotion of the stripper would have taken a nose dive....and then...

wait..

this was supposed to be "corrupted" right?

sorry... can't see nuthin but good coming out of that...


My wish:

That men could sincerely view life through the prism of their woman sometimes....
Peace....


quote:
That men could sincerely view life through the prism of their woman sometimes....






Granted, in order to acheive this world view which goes through women men begin to carve large holes through women. The hole is created large enough for a man to see right through her to the other side...The women die of course, and the men realize that the view doesn't change much...


My Wish,

I wish physically aging stopped at 19...


Kai
Granted: People wouldn't die any longer due to age, this will lead to a total overpopulation of earth. Water runs out and food and space to live on, leading to a worldwide war, which exterminates the entire human race

My wish
I would wish that love alone could safe a life so that a beloved one would never die
quote:
Originally posted by listener:

I would wish that love alone could safe a life so that a beloved one would never die


quote:
Originally posted by listener:
Granted: People wouldn't die any longer . . ., this will lead to a total overpopulation of earth. Water runs out and food and space to live on, leading to a worldwide war, which exterminates the entire human race


I wish that I could experience the 72 virgins that greet Islamic terrorists upon their death without having to either die or harm others. 4
Peace...


quote:
I wish that I could experience the 72 virgins that greet Islamic terrorists upon their death without having to either die or harm others.


Granted, however what you experience is not what the matyrs experience, instead you are confronted with 72 virgin suicide bombers who are eager to take you with them into paradise...Somehow Islamic clerics determine that this special method of martydom will be rewarded by making the man become the special 73rd virgin in line waiting for Saddam Hussein after his execution...

My Wish,

I wish that Souhern rap music would finally play out, and the world sees the reutrn of conscious hip hop.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
Peace...


quote:
I wish that I could experience the 72 virgins that greet Islamic terrorists upon their death without having to either die or harm others.


Granted, however what you experience is not what the matyrs experience, instead you are confronted with 72 virgin suicide bombers who are eager to take you with them into paradise...Somehow Islamic clerics determine that this special method of martydom will be rewarded by making the man become the special 73rd virgin in line waiting for Saddam Hussein after his execution...


rofl...

quote:
My Wish,

I wish that Souhern rap music would finally play out, and the world sees the reutrn of conscious hip hop.



Kai


Granted: Southern rap music is dead... and we return to conscious hip hop... now brothers talk about "conscious" thangs... like f da police... and "fear of a black planet" ... and "the red the black the green" and "don't push me cuz I'm close to da edge".... and white folx get scurred and riots happen... and protests.... and then west coast rappers get play... then Southerners .....

ya feel me?


My wish:


That Lasik eye surgery was confirmed as a safe procedure and became an inexpensive procedure available to all who deem it necessary
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:


That Lasik eye surgery was confirmed as a safe procedure and became an inexpensive procedure available to all who deem it necessary
Granted: Lasik becomes cheap and many find it very necessary... Eye doctors jump "into the game" at an alarming rate... Soon Lasik becomes like crack and eye docs start doing drive-byes in order to get more "turf"... Many lives are lost in the "Lasik Eye Surgery Epidemic"...

My Wish: That public school education would rise the standard that private school has...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:


That Lasik eye surgery was confirmed as a safe procedure and became an inexpensive procedure available to all who deem it necessary
Granted: Lasik becomes cheap and many find it very necessary... Eye doctors jump "into the game" at an alarming rate... Soon Lasik becomes like crack and eye docs start doing drive-byes in order to get more "turf"... Many lives are lost in the "Lasik Eye Surgery Epidemic"...


okay... that was a good one... didn't see that coming!

quote:
My Wish: That public school education would rise the standard that private school has...



Granted: Now all parents are required to pay for public school so that all children will come out knowing the difference between the words "rise" and "raise" Big Grin



My wish:

That Obama and Powell are really double agents for the black liberation separatist movement.... and in a few years the rest of the world will be let in on the secret coup planned by these masters of deception and strategic planning
quote:
My wish:

That Obama and Powell are really double agents for the black liberation separatist movement.... and in a few years the rest of the world will be let in on the secret coup planned by these masters of deception and strategic planning


Granted: however, when the plan is implemented, it is revealed that your Black heroes that you patterned your personal values and life philosophies were all active agents for the integrationalist movement.

My Wish:

To always be able to find a parking space at the mall, nearest to whatever store I need to go to. [And, don't make me become suddenly handicapped].
quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
My Wish:

To always be able to find a parking space at the mall, nearest to whatever store I need to go to. [And, don't make me become suddenly handicapped].


Granted: You're homeless... with a parking spot for your cart right near whatever store you're looking to enter! Big Grin hug



My wish:

That food could be dispersed to all who were truly in need of it....
quote:
That food could be dispersed to all who were truly in need of it....


Granted: All people on earth get enough food. Nobody will die of starvation and malnutrition. This will lead to overpopulation. No, not to extermination of the entire human race this time;-) People start exploring the universe and settle down on Mars. There they will find Outlander living. And history repeats.

My wish: That there is no Xmas next week
quote:
Originally posted by listener:

My wish: That there is no Xmas next week
Granted: The president, the Veep and all the leaders in succession the throne are eliminated after a state dinner where spinach and green onions where served... Due to the fact that he missed the dinner, the only member of congress with enough seniority left is Joe Lieberman... he then becomes the president and his first executive order: Cancel xmas!!

My Wish: That dodgeball be reintegrated back into the schools...
quote:
Originally posted by MissTical:
My wish

I wish that all marriages were happy, pure bliss till death. girl


Granted: With the caveat that the kiss given upon stating their vows is one laced with poison...

sck


My wish:

That court proceedings would go swiftly, easy and with justice served
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:

That court proceedings would go swiftly, easy and with justice served
Granted: The Diebold company (same company that makes electronic voting machines) comes up with an "electronic judge & jury"... you submit your case and in a flash it is decided - no questons asked... and then the sentence is carried out immediately, on the spot, with no appeal - including death penalty cases...

My Wish: That music became music again - with real musicians playing...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:
My Wish: That music became music again - with real musicians playing...


Granted: Every time you turn on your stereo your car is flooded with band members....

My wish:

That all envelopes were manufactured as premoistened...
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:

That all envelopes were manufactured as premoistened...
Granted: Child labor laws are rescinded... Children are then pressed in to service as envelope pre moisteners... each child must work a 12 hour shift, 6 days a week... licking envelopes...

My Wish: That Gangsta Rap never made it off the west coast...
Peace....

quote:
My Wish: That Gangsta Rap never made it off the west coast...



Granted, however, instead of Gansta rap spreading across the country, a new bizarro form of Techno Gangster Folk music takes hold......


My wish,

I could read and retain the information of entire text books in 30 seconds.



Kai
quote:
My wish,

I could read and retain the information of entire text books in 30 seconds.


Granted: however, the physiological changes to your brain that allows for your new ability is accompanied by a swelling of your brain and the surrounding cranium, causing you to develop a freakish huge head - large to the point where you cannot leave your home without being met with scares from adults and screams of fear from little children.

I wish for peace on Earth and goodwill to all mankind.
quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
quote:
My wish,

I could read and retain the information of entire text books in 30 seconds.


Granted: however, the physiological changes to your brain that allows for your new ability is accompanied by a swelling of your brain and the surrounding cranium, causing you to develop a freakish huge head - large to the point where you cannot leave your home without being met with scares from adults and screams of fear from little children.


I'm soooooo sorry Kai.. but... bwahahahahaha! laugh

Kweli, that was a good one! rofl....

quote:
I wish for peace on Earth and goodwill to all mankind.



Granted: You wake up to find a huge billboard with the word "PEACE" has fallen from a low flying cesna during a commerce transport and embedded itself deep into the earth in your backyard.... just as you view the tele to find out that the nefarious new drug euphemistically and ironically referred to as "goodwill" is plaguing all of mankind....

My wish:

Condoleeza Rice finds a righteous, conscious black man to marry who affects her so much she quits her job and becomes a stay at home homeschooling mother pledging to raise the next Malcolm X
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:

Condoleeza Rice finds a righteous, conscious black man to marry who affects her so much she quits her job and becomes a stay at home homeschooling mother pledging to raise the next Malcolm X


Granted, but George takes it personally and declares war on all black peoples - bloodshed runs through the streets and Condoleeza is never heard from again from the guilt and shame of her actions.

Wish: I wish I found a bottle with a genie in it to answer my every wish. 16
quote:
Originally posted by MBM:
Wish: I wish I found a bottle with a genie in it to answer my every wish. 16
Granted: Except the "bottle" has alcohol in it too... You take a swig, and become intoxicated... Now everytime you make a wish, you instantly become drunk...

My Wish: That the NFL had a Black owner...
Peace....

quote:
My Wish: That the NFL had a Black owner...



Granted, Don King, 50 cents, lil Wayne, and Jim Jones collaborate on the creation of a New NFL franchise in Neptune, New Jersy, called the "Neptune Niggas".

Their helmets display a picture of the Cannibas plant, with the Words "BALLIN!!!" across the side...

The black community is so embarassed that we demand that the only black ownership in the NFL be rescinded...

My wish,

I wish the building plans and engineering equipment used to build the pyramids was revealed to the public.



Moat
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
My wish,

I wish the building plans and engineering equipment used to build the pyramids was revealed to the public.



Moat


Granted:

Because they are interlaced with four dimensional spiritual knowledge and understanding... still no one can figure it out.... and you hear a collective arrrrggggggghhhhh come out of every engineering lab on the planet...

Smile


My wish:

The government would give enough aid to single mothers to allow them to stay at home with their babies until they are 6 years of age and continue to give support if the mother decides to homeschool... holding the mother accountable for the child's reasonable progress... and the men in their lives become shamed and turn a new leaf, owning their own successful businesses, dropping any destructive habits and offering marriage to the women who are successfully raising their children...
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:

The government would give enough aid to single mothers to allow them to stay at home with their babies until they are 6 years of age and continue to give support if the mother decides to homeschool... holding the mother accountable for the child's reasonable progress... and the men in their lives become shamed and turn a new leaf, owning their own successful businesses, dropping any destructive habits and offering marriage to the women who are successfully raising their children...
Granted:

After years of irresponsibilty, men are turning over new leaves... They start businesses that are very successful, drop the destructive habits, and offer marriage... to all their babies mama's...

My Wish: That all corrupt police officers, past and present, are brought to justice...
granted AG: all corrupt police officers past and present are brought to justice, but after this is done mass chaos ensues as there are no policing agents left to "serve and protect" citizens.

My wish: That cigarettes would ceize to exist, companies would simply stop producing them.
quote:
My wish: That cigarettes would ceize to exist, companies would simply stop producing them.


Granted: But who would'a guessed the matchbook and desposable lighter industry employed so many people?

I wish I would wake up to find that the last few months was just a awful, awful dream.
quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
I wish I would wake up to find that the last few months was just a awful, awful dream.


Granted:

    That new miata that you had that awful car accident in? a dream.... it was actually a Ford Focus...

    That voluptious new cook you hired who ruined all of your meals? a dream... she was really anorexic and bulemic... and well.. you know...

    The status and praise received for a job well done only to be humiliated when someone else took credit later? a dream... they actually took credit sooner...

    Smile




My wish:


For an alliance between allopathic and naturopathic medical and healing practitioners...

quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:


For an alliance between allopathic and naturopathic medical and healing practitioners...

Granted: All naturopaths and allopaths decide to come together and form an alliance... At their first national meeting, they elect the recently released Dr. Kevorkian to be their leader...

My Wish: That polyester had never gone out of fashion...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:


For an alliance between allopathic and naturopathic medical and healing practitioners...

Granted: All naturopaths and allopaths decide to come together and form an alliance... At their first national meeting, they elect the recently released Dr. Kevorkian to be their leader...


rofl...

quote:
My Wish: That polyester had never gone out of fashion...



Granted: Neither did smoking, because of many "accidents" people now wear polyster permanently....


(*polyster melts onto the skin when heated)

My wish:

There was a sport that combined gymnastics and ballroom dancing
Peace....

quote:
There was a sport that combined gymnastics and ballroom dancing



Granted, the new sport, involves several couples dancing in a pit, a disc jockey plays music and then at a random moment the floor opens and underneath is a pit of sharp wooden spikes, the dancers have seconds to run, and flip out of the pit and climb these slippery bars leading to safety. Those who fail to get out fall into the stakes and are impaled. The moment right as the pit floor opens is always received with screams, laughter, and cheers from the spectators...

The pit floor closes and the dance resumes until only one couple is left, and then win the prize of freedom..Oh yeah I forgot to mention that this game is played with inmates who risk their lives for a chance to be free...


My Wish

I wish cheeseburgers and fries were healthy...


Whirling Moat
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
Peace....

quote:
There was a sport that combined gymnastics and ballroom dancing



Granted, the new sport, involves several couples dancing in a pit, a disc jockey plays music and then at a random moment the floor opens and underneath is a pit of sharp wooden spikes, the dancers have seconds to run, and flip out of the pit and climb these slippery bars leading to safety. Those who fail to get out fall into the stakes and are impaled. The moment right as the pit floor opens is always received with screams, laughter, and cheers from the spectators...

The pit floor closes and the dance resumes until only one couple is left, and then win the prize of freedom..Oh yeah I forgot to mention that this game is played with inmates who risk their lives for a chance to be free...


ek Are you okay????


quote:
My Wish

I wish cheeseburgers and fries were healthy...


Whirling Moat


Granted: The compositional structure of our bodies must change to accomodate this as a healthy diet....

Therefore human beings begin to grow fangs, salivate often, our colon shrinks and men no longer lust after women to bed... but to dine.... thereafter mayhem on the planet ensues...



My wish:


That I could start my life over beginning at 12 years of age and do things differently thereafter....
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:

That I could start my life over beginning at 12 years of age and do things differently thereafter....


Granted, you can live your life "differently", but you are forced to do so in an even less preferable manner.

My wish: that the effects of global warming are reversed back to its "normal" condition.
quote:
My wish: that the effects of global warming are reversed back to its "normal" condition.


Grant: But since this can only be accomplished by switching completely to the alternative energy sources, what do we do with all the abandoned oil refineries, the people that worked in the oil industry and the Bush family?

I wish those get rich quick schemes advertised at 4:00a.m., really worked.
quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:

I wish those get rich quick schemes advertised at 4:00a.m., really worked.


Granted: You now own millions of dollars of worthless property,knick knacks, really cheesy apparel, ginzu knives... and an overabundance of ch.. ch... ch.. chia..pets...

You bought them... the advertisements work



My wish:

That more celebrity writers and thinkers would post on black message boards instead of lurking....
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:

That more celebrity writers and thinkers would post on black message boards instead of lurking....
Granted: Now celebs come to boards like this one all the time and post... Except all they post are ads for upcoming appearences.movies/events... It becomes so weighed down from all the extra traffic that it crashes... *BOOM*

My Wish: That Hip Hoppers stop using negative terminology when referring to their own people...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:

My Wish: That Hip Hoppers stop using negative terminology when referring to their own people...


Granted: They stop using words like n*gga and b*tch and instead replace them with words like "boy-friend" and "angel"... the hip hop industry dies....


my wish:

That AG's moving script in his signature would slow down...
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
my wish:

That AG's moving script in his signature would slow down...
Granted: AG picks a fight with MBM, calls him every name in the book, talks about his mama and his grandmama... MBM bans him... Now his signature has stopped... Permanently...

My Wish: That Michael Jordan had realized that he should not have "come back" before... he embarrassed himself...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
my wish:

That AG's moving script in his signature would slow down...
Granted: AG picks a fight with MBM, calls him every name in the book, talks about his mama and his grandmama... MBM bans him... Now his signature has stopped... Permanently...


rofl...

quote:
My Wish: That Michael Jordan had realized that he should not have "come back" before... he embarrassed himself...



Granted: He doesn't come back at all...


My wish:

That I could exist off of two hours of sleep just for tomorrow to get through this pile of papers..
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
Peace....

quote:
My wish:

That I could exist off of two hours of sleep just for tomorrow to get through this pile of papers..



Granted, however thereafter you require 17 hours of sleep per day


grrrrrrr.....


quote:
My wish

I wish that I had a time machine



Whirling Moat


Granted: Your next birthday gift is a miniature facsmilie of a time machine...



My wish:

Everyone on the planet would be more careful of giving their word because it will come true instantly when spoken...
quote:
My wish:

Everyone on the planet would be more careful of giving their word because it will come true instantly when spoken...


Granted: However, After horrific scenes in courtroom across the country, the prison system has to be expanded as every people on trial, guilty or not plead guilty out of fear of the "So help me God" oath. But on the positive side, church, synagogue, Mosque, Kingdom Hall and Sweat Lodge attendence is at an all time high.

I wish I had complete control over my mind, body and soul.
quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:

I wish I had complete control over my mind, body and soul.


Granted: What begins as complete control deteriorates quickly into an inner battle between who will retain control.. the mind becomes tyrannous and the body revolts... the soul retreats into mute silence... chaos ensumes and you become a walking zombie

sck


My wish:

For the ban of all cloned fruits and vegetables
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
My wish:

For the ban of all cloned fruits and vegetables
Granted: Congress passes a bill banning all cloned fruits and vegetables... However, prior to the bill being sent to the white house, it is "prepped" by an angry page who was caught up in the latest scandal... He retypes the bill to say coned fruits and veggies... No one catches it and gwb signs it and it becomes law...

My wish: That all the victims of Katrina get proper restitution...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:
My wish: That all the victims of Katrina get proper restitution...


Granted: Every kracka residing in Louisiana claims victim status for having to endure the slander of racism throughout the ordeal... and maneuver all rightful victims out of their proper restitution..... and as every white person goes en masse to collect their grants... a big flood hits them at that moment

and then...

well the resources are left to... (okay so maybe that wish wasn't so corrupted)



My wish: That I could not feel pain
quote:
Originally posted by MBM:
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:

My wish: That I could not feel pain

Granted - but with it you would also feel no pleasure.

My wish: that Barack Obama win the presidency


Granted: Barack kicks McCain's ass after joining forces w/Hilary Clinton, who becomes VP.

Wish: To become Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp's wife.
quote:
Originally posted by MBM:
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:

My wish: That I could not feel pain

Granted - but with it you would also feel no pleasure.



Gee thanks a lot for the well wishes brother.. Razz


quote:
Originally posted by Stranger:

Wish: To become Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp's wife.


Both married women and lesbians become offended and your attempt at the first bisexual union backfires and in the end your efforts afford you the label of social pariah, persona non grada everywhere you visit...


My wish: That all black people who are truly wrongly convicted of crimes are released, cultivated properly back into society and end up productive and law abiding citizens
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
quote:
Originally posted by MBM:
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:

My wish: That I could not feel pain

Granted - but with it you would also feel no pleasure.



Gee thanks a lot for the well wishes brother.. Razz


quote:
Originally posted by Stranger:

Wish: To become Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp's wife.


Both married women and lesbians become offended and your attempt at the first bisexual union backfires and in the end your efforts afford you the label of social pariah, persona non grada everywhere you visit...


My wish: That all black people who are truly wrongly convicted of crimes are released, cultivated properly back into society and end up productive and law abiding citizens


So I guess you are against homo/bisexuality? No wonder there are so many black men hiding in the closet.

Wish granted.
quote:
Originally posted by Stranger:
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
quote:
Originally posted by MBM:
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:

My wish: That I could not feel pain

Granted - but with it you would also feel no pleasure.



Gee thanks a lot for the well wishes brother.. Razz


quote:
Originally posted by Stranger:

Wish: To become Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp's wife.


Both married women and lesbians become offended and your attempt at the first bisexual union backfires and in the end your efforts afford you the label of social pariah, persona non grada everywhere you visit...


My wish: That all black people who are truly wrongly convicted of crimes are released, cultivated properly back into society and end up productive and law abiding citizens


So I guess you are against homo/bisexuality? No wonder there are so many black men hiding in the closet.

Wish granted.



The game rules are such that after corrupting a wish you make a wish of your own..

But, thanks for playing.... you seem to be able to corrupt things well....
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish: That all black people who are truly wrongly convicted of crimes are released, cultivated properly back into society and end up productive and law abiding citizens
Granted: All wrongly convicted Black people are released... now the prison industrial complex collapses and through a huge chain reaction society as we know it collapses as well... Leaving no jobs to be had...

My Wish: That Microsoft would make an operating system that would not crash...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish: That all black people who are truly wrongly convicted of crimes are released, cultivated properly back into society and end up productive and law abiding citizens
Granted: All wrongly convicted Black people are released... now the prison industrial complex collapses and through a huge chain reaction society as we know it collapses as well... Leaving no jobs to be had...

My Wish: That Microsoft would make an operating system that would not crash...


Granted: Microsoft unveils a new sentient operating system known as SOS which begins to take over all aspects of banking, computer transactions, and medical records. SOS determines that human beings, especially black ones are an error in programming and must be scanned and deleted.

I wish Every black person on the planet had adequate means to make a living and support their families.
quote:
Originally posted by negrospiritual:
I wish Every black person on the planet had adequate means to make a living and support their families.
Granted: After hundreds of years of physical and mentsl slavery, every Black person on earth suddenly gets adequate means... Just days prior to the takeover of the microsoft's new operating system SOS... Razz

My Wish:
That a sports team in the D.C. area would win a championship...
quote:
Originally posted by Fabulous:
Wish: that I could open several charter schools throughout the inner city [for black children only].
Granted: Except the only people who apply for teacher positions are white, former priests!

My Wish: That Martin Luther King and Malcolm X had never been assassinated...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:

My Wish: That Martin Luther King and Malcolm X had never been assassinated...


Granted, but a mad scientist working for the CIA creates a special "neutron bomb" that kills only black people and the African American community is completely annihilated (except for Martin and Malcolm who actually were never assassinated but were secretly taken by the FBI to their special island in the middle of the South Pacific where they were shielded from the bombs that got the rest of us. They lived a happy life along with JFK and Jimmy Hoffa!).

Wish: that the Celtics had gotten the first pick in the NBA draft lottery last night.
quote:
Wish: that the Celtics had gotten the first pick in the NBA draft lottery last night.


Granted ... However, they select Ohio State's Greg Oden, who after one game decides to pursue his truly passion ... competitive double dutch rope jumping.

I wish a Black politician on the national level would get elected while espousing an agenda that would without question benefit the Black community.
quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
I wish a Black politician on the national level would get elected while espousing an agenda that would without question benefit the Black community.
Granted: A Black candidate... With a grass roots, Black centered agenda... gets elected to congress... His name... Mushmouth!

My Wish: That all corruption on the continent of Africa was abolished...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:
quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
I wish a Black politician on the national level would get elected while espousing an agenda that would without question benefit the Black community.
Granted: A Black candidate... With a grass roots, Black centered agenda... gets elected to congress... His name... Mushmouth!


Not MUSHMOUTH!!!

rofl...

quote:
My Wish: That all corruption on the continent of Africa was abolished...



Granted: Every black person agrees to hold Africa sacred and all corruption on the African Continent is abolished... as all corruption intensifies outside its perimeter.... with people doubling their efforts to commit crimes before they are chased to the African borders.... Big Grin


Wish:That the public chooses fresh fruits and vegetables over McDonald's and all fast food stores as part of their national diet...
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
Wish:That the public chooses fresh fruits and vegetables over McDonald's and all fast food stores as part of their national diet...
Granted: Unfortunately, they choose genetically engineered fruits and vegetables... resulting in all Black people randomly growing additional limbs...

My Wish: That bicycles become the dominant mode of transportation...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
Wish:That the public chooses fresh fruits and vegetables over McDonald's and all fast food stores as part of their national diet...
Granted: Unfortunately, they choose genetically engineered fruits and vegetables... resulting in all Black people randomly growing additional limbs...



Ha! Ha! Ha! Cute... Smile

quote:
My Wish: That bicycles become the dominant mode of transportation...



Granted: Shortly thereafter roads are narrowed thereby increasing the amount of property per homeowner leading to violent propertly line disputes among homeowners everywhere...



Wish: Solar power replaces electrical energy as the preferred source of energy.....
quote:
Wish: Solar power replaces electrical energy as the preferred source of energy.....


Granted: However, the coal and oil industry join forces to purchase and shelve all current solar energy technology, and stifle the development of future solar energy research ... turning back the alternate energy cause more than 100 years.

I wish ... The Sunday News Shows would even pretend to address issues [hell, AN issue] of direct importance to the advancement of the Black community.

[Ohhh .... Ohhhh, I'll take it ...

Granted: However, every people person in america decides to spend THAT sunday morning in church.]
quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
I wish ... The Sunday News Shows would even pretend to address issues [hell, AN issue] of direct importance to the advancement of the Black community.
Granted: However, the shows are moderated by Clarence Thomas, Condaleeza Rice, and Larry Elder and nothing gets accomplished due to all the rhetoric and hot air...

My Wish: That people would just accept that Barry Bonds is a great hitter and leave him alone...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:

My Wish: That people would just accept that Barry Bonds is a great hitter and leave him alone...


Granted: They accept he is a great hitter and then leave him and his accomplishments alone ceasing any further recognition...


My wish:


That a four hour work week yielded the same amount of income everyone currently makes...
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:

My wish:


That a four hour work week yielded the same amount of income everyone currently makes...


Granted - but in the current economy, decreasing the amount of labor while maintaining salaries caused runaway inflation which forced millions to lose their jobs!

I wish AA.org was not only self-sufficient financially, but that it could actually blow up to the degree that it could allow me quit my "day job" and focus on the site, writing books, and speaking etc.
quote:
Originally posted by MBM:

Granted - but in the current economy, decreasing the amount of labor while maintaining salaries caused runaway inflation which forced millions to lose their jobs!

I wish AA.org was not only self-sufficient financially, but that it could actually blow up to the degree that it could allow me quit my "day job" and focus on the site, writing books, and speaking etc.



GRANTED: You then have all of this time to become obsessed with the site.. and your presence becomes overbearing and people leave in droves... you turn to writing books and speaking but your addiction to the site has left you with a bad reputation of a "bore" and no one buys your books or listens to you...

Big Grin


MY WISH: I wish that I could go on tour belly dancing with huge crowds of all female (hetero!) audience members....
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
MY WISH: I wish that I could go on tour belly dancing with huge crowds of all female (hetero!) audience members....


Granted: Your 1st audience is mainly members of the United Daughters of the Confederacy... Who then become stalker/groupies and travel to every show on your tour, buying up all available seating so nobody else can ever attend.

MY WISH:Matriarchal communal societies were a worldwide norm.
quote:
Originally posted by Oshun Auset:
MY WISH: Matriarchal communal societies were a worldwide norm.


Granted: Except all the patriarchs, as a show of devotion, become eunuchs and eventually all society ceases to exist...

My wish: That the philosophy of white supremacy comes to an end...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:
quote:
Originally posted by Oshun Auset:
MY WISH: Matriarchal communal societies were a worldwide norm.


Granted: Except all the patriarchs, as a show of devotion, become eunuchs and eventually all society ceases to exist...


lol... but not all men are patriarchs or patriarchal... So there would still be plenty of non gender elitist men to reproduce with...

quote:
My wish: That the philosophy of white supremacy comes to an end...


19 I can't think of a negative twist on that one... I'll have to let someone else do it...
quote:
Originally posted by Oshun Auset:

quote:
My wish: That the philosophy of white supremacy comes to an end...


19 I can't think of a negative twist on that one... I'll have to let someone else do it...


Dag AG, why you have to mess the whole game up with that one! 17 ohsnap 15
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:
quote:
Originally posted by Oshun Auset:
MY WISH: Matriarchal communal societies were a worldwide norm.


Granted: Except all the patriarchs, as a show of devotion, become eunuchs and eventually all society ceases to exist...

My wish: That the philosophy of white supremacy comes to an end...


It ends tomorrow at 12Am..to be taken up immediately by Asian supremacy...


Wish:

I could have all of my schooling completed by the end of this year...
quote:
Originally posted by Santana St. Cloud:
My wish: To eat chocolate and pizza and never gain weight!
GRANTED: Except your complexion goes from silky smooth to grotesquely rough... All over!! Your husband leaves you, your family disowns you, you become depressed and a walking bag of bones...

My Wish: To see Erykah Badu & Billie Holliday in concert... together...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:
My Wish: To see Erykah Badu & Billie Holliday in concert... together...


Done:

The audience becomes restless, then boos and leaves the concert as they have trouble determining exactly who IS singing...



Wish:

That men would would treat women better...
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
Wish:

That men would would treat women better...


Granted: But some women would still hate themselves and treat men bad, while even more women would gain "supremist" notions, thus causing men to go on the defensive and resort to "cave men" like actions....AGAIN!

Wish: I wish the general public would be cleaner and more respectful of each other's property.

"WIAW!"
quote:
Originally posted by ShayaButHer:
Wish: I wish the general public would be cleaner and more respectful of each other's property.


Sim sim salabim! Done!

However, now you will have to put up with extreme noise pollution and your personal space will be compromised.

Wish: I wish that there were 48 hours in a day.
quote:
Wish: I wish that there were 48 hours in a day.


Granted: Causing havoc to the solar system... and planets collide... and as a giant asteroid is about to hit the earth from being thrown off its trajectory by the misalignment of the planets... before everyone dies... they look at you in anger... citing it was all because of yo' "wish"

My Wish: That this white I'm about to wear does not get one stain on it!
quote:

My Wish: That this white I'm about to wear does not get one stain on it!


Granted: But your unsoiled white garments will blind a poor unsuspecting driver who will swerve into a crowded side walk. Many people will die or be injured.

My Wish: That people should have to get a minimal score on an IQ test before being given a driver's licence.
quote:
Originally posted by HonestBrother:
My Wish: That people should have to get a minimal score on an IQ test before being given a driver's licence.
Granted: Minimum score: 1400... Now everyone walks...

My Wish: That music went back to using real instruments and real singers...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:

My Wish: That music went back to using real instruments and real singers...


Granted - but it goes back to the 1950's and Perry Como is the rage!

My wish is that gas prices come back down to $1 per gallon.
quote:
Originally posted by MBM:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by AudioGuy:
My wish is that gas prices come back down to $1 per gallon.


Granted - but the price drop is a result of the discovery of massive oil fields in Africa which causes an arms race between China and Amerikkkka, as well as the most violent imperialist occupation wars on the planet to be centered on the African continent for the next 200 years. Resulting in genocide, pestilence, and environmental damage like never seen before in all of human history...

My wish: That conscious hip-hop would make a comeback.
quote:
My wish: That conscious hip-hop would make a comeback.


Granted ... but the consciousness promoted is wHITE consciousness and it is widely accepted among Black and white folks.

My Wish: Black folks wake up one morning to the realization that D whiteman's ice ain't colder.
quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
My Wish: Black folks wake up one morning to the realization that D whiteman's ice ain't colder.
Granted: Except that morning a "War of the Worlds" style attack on the earth begins...

My Wish: That Microsoft would wake up and realize that they shouldn't make products that are incompatible with each other...
Peace....



quote:
My Wish: That Microsoft would wake up and realize that they shouldn't make products that are incompatible with each other...




Granted. Microsoft execs feel so bad about the problems they have caused that they all decide to close shop and call it quits. No more Microsoft.


My Wish:

I wish Barack Obama would entertain Minister Farrakhan, Osama Bin Laden, and Muammar Qadafi at the whitehouse for a muslim prayer service...On live television.


Whirling Moat
quote:
Originally posted by Whirling Moat:
Peace....



quote:
My Wish: That Microsoft would wake up and realize that they shouldn't make products that are incompatible with each other...




Granted. Microsoft execs feel so bad about the problems they have caused that they all decide to close shop and call it quits. No more Microsoft.


My Wish:

I wish Barack Obama would entertain Minister Farrakhan, Osama Bin Laden, and Muammar Qadafi at the whitehouse for a muslim prayer service...On live television.


Whirling Moat


Granted:

Drawn to watch by President Obama's irresistable charm and cool.. Viewers are treated to an inspirational and cuttingly realistic view of themselves by Minister Farrakhan, are led to greater awareness of the need for unity in Africa after a speech by Qadafi .. and are motivated to do better for themselves, America and global uplift.. just before they're blown to bits by Osama...



My Wish:


I wish AG, Shango67, Frenchy,Ma'am, "one", Solitude, Lynn, Msprettygirl, XXGambitXX and Saracen (He was sooo much nicer than WM) would come back to the board!


Peace....


quote:
I wish AG, Shango67, Frenchy,Ma'am, "one", Solitude, Lynn, Msprettygirl, XXGambitXX and Saracen (He was sooo much nicer than WM) would come back to the board!



Granted However, it is revealed that all of the posters you mentoin are actually one single poster already here...and you find out that they are all actually ...Shulamite



My wish: I wish I would have purchased alot of gold four years ago.



Whirling Moat
quote:
Originally posted by Whirling Moat:
Peace....


quote:
I wish AG, Shango67, Frenchy,Ma'am, "one", Solitude, Lynn, Msprettygirl, XXGambitXX and Saracen (He was sooo much nicer than WM) would come back to the board!



Granted However, it is revealed that all of the posters you mentoin are actually one single poster already here...and you find out that they are all actually ...Shulamite


laugh


quote:

My wish: I wish I would have purchased alot of gold four years ago.



Whirling Moat


Granted: You discover that four years ago the only person from which you are able to purchase gold is Victor Danilchenko

My Wish:

That men would no longer objectify women and would appreciate them for their minds
quote:
My Wish:

That men would no longer objectify women and would appreciate them for their minds


Grant. However, men become so enrupt with the mind of the woman that we come to engage their mind and only their mind. No hugs. No kisses. No touching at all. So the human race dies.

I wish people would awaken to the fact that all philosophical, religious and meta-physical thought boils down to the simply truths of "Live and Let Live" and the Golden Rule.
quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
quote:
My Wish:

That men would no longer objectify women and would appreciate them for their minds


Grant. However, men become so enrupt with the mind of the woman that we come to engage their mind and only their mind. No hugs. No kisses. No touching at all. So the human race dies.


The human race dies because with all that effort to engage their minds ... women completely lose interest in men and turn to lesbianism in droves ...

quote:

I wish people would awaken to the fact that all philosophical, religious and meta-physical thought boils down to the simply truths of "Live and Let Live" and the Golden Rule.


Granted. But then all the drama and human interest would be completely gone from life. The television networks and movie industry would go bankrupt overnight. The military industrial complex would instantly shrivel. Academia would lose any rationale for continuing to exist. The economy would be in a bigger shitter than it already is.


I wish people would just say what they mean and mean what they say.
quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
However, men become so enrupt with the mind of the woman that we come to engage their mind and only their mind. No hugs. No kisses. No touching at all. So the human race dies.


lol

quote:
Originally posted by HonestBrother:
I wish people would just say what they mean and mean what they say.


Granted... but politics, and compromises allowing for effective government, would cease to exist.

I wish that we could all take early afternoons off from work to enjoy our sunny days...
Peace....


quote:
I wish that we could all take early afternoons off from work to enjoy our sunny days...


Granted..In an act of desperation Employers all over the world join to hire an chemical manufacturer who creates a nonhazardous fume which is emitted to block out the sun....


My Wish: I Wish I was the first to create and patent a completely self recharging electric automobile.



Whirling Moat
quote:
Originally posted by Whirling Moat:
Peace....


quote:
I wish that we could all take early afternoons off from work to enjoy our sunny days...


Granted..In an act of desperation Employers all over the world join to hire an chemical manufacturer who creates a nonhazardous fume which is emitted to block out the sun....


My Wish: I Wish I was the first to create and patent a completely self recharging electric automobile.



Whirling Moat


Granted... Hit men from OPEC and the automobile manufacturers retaliate and take you out immediately.

I wish that everyone put communal needs ahead of individual wants.
Peace...


quote:
I wish I had the answer to the question "Why?"



Granted


The sky rolls, and the clouds part..A beam of light descends and there appears a man on a cloud.... It is The Lord our God, and in a Mighty voice, He says...


"Because I said so..."



I wish University Of Michigan would win the NCAA basketball tournament.



Whirling Moat
quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
quote:
Granted


The sky rolls, and the clouds part..A beam of light descends and there appears a man on a cloud.... It is The Lord our God, and in a Mighty voice, He says...


"Because I said so..."


laugh Now that made me laugh out loud. appl


Me, too!

LOL....

"WIAW!"
quote:
Originally posted by Whirling Moat:



I wish University Of Michigan would win the NCAA basketball tournament.



Whirling Moat
Granted: Due to further sanctions from the "Fab 5" era, MU is moved to Division III and wins the championship...

Unfortunately, no one knows...

I wish that some of the conspiracy theories of the bush administration were proven to be true...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:


I wish that some of the conspiracy theories of the bush administration were proven to be true...


Granted: The only conspiracy theories proven true are the one with him having an affair with Condoleeza -I've got credentials-Rice... and The controversy surrounding the bad relationship he's rumored to have with the elder Bush...

and that's it...



My wish: I wish that women would form their own separate and effective economic/social structure which does not interfere with time spent with their own children...
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish: I wish that women would form their own separate and effective economic/social structure which does not interfere with time spent with their own children...
GRANTED: Before Barack leave office he forms a coalition to assist women in their cause and names Khalliqa it's chairwoman...

After Barack leaves office he becomes the pimp and Khalliqa the madame of "The Coretta Scott King Daycare and 'Massage' Center" aka the real "No Child Left Behind" organization...

My Wish: That Microsoft would just make an operating system that works and stick with it!
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish: I wish that women would form their own separate and effective economic/social structure which does not interfere with time spent with their own children...
GRANTED: Before Barack leave office he forms a coalition to assist women in their cause and names Khalliqa it's chairwoman...

After Barack leaves office he becomes the pimp and Khalliqa the madame of "The Coretta Scott King Daycare and 'Massage' Center" aka the real "No Child Left Behind" organization...


stck

quote:

My Wish: That Microsoft would just make an operating system that works and stick with it!


Granted:They make an operating system that works, they stick with it coincidentally at the same time every major customer decides to switch over to Macs...


My wish: That all new houses are built with the local environment in mind... and are no longer set to the European Victorian model as a standard base...
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish: That all new houses are built with the local environment in mind... and are no longer set to the European Victorian model as a standard base...
GRANTED: Except the local environment they pick is a garbage dump...

My Wish: That the majority of musical artists insisted on using real instruments...

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