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Originally posted by MBM:
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Originally posted by Khalliqa:

My wish: That I could not feel pain

Granted - but with it you would also feel no pleasure.



Gee thanks a lot for the well wishes brother.. Razz


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Originally posted by Stranger:

Wish: To become Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp's wife.


Both married women and lesbians become offended and your attempt at the first bisexual union backfires and in the end your efforts afford you the label of social pariah, persona non grada everywhere you visit...


My wish: That all black people who are truly wrongly convicted of crimes are released, cultivated properly back into society and end up productive and law abiding citizens
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Originally posted by Khalliqa:
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Originally posted by MBM:
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Originally posted by Khalliqa:

My wish: That I could not feel pain

Granted - but with it you would also feel no pleasure.



Gee thanks a lot for the well wishes brother.. Razz


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Originally posted by Stranger:

Wish: To become Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp's wife.


Both married women and lesbians become offended and your attempt at the first bisexual union backfires and in the end your efforts afford you the label of social pariah, persona non grada everywhere you visit...


My wish: That all black people who are truly wrongly convicted of crimes are released, cultivated properly back into society and end up productive and law abiding citizens


So I guess you are against homo/bisexuality? No wonder there are so many black men hiding in the closet.

Wish granted.
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Originally posted by Stranger:
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Originally posted by Khalliqa:
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Originally posted by MBM:
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Originally posted by Khalliqa:

My wish: That I could not feel pain

Granted - but with it you would also feel no pleasure.



Gee thanks a lot for the well wishes brother.. Razz


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Originally posted by Stranger:

Wish: To become Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp's wife.


Both married women and lesbians become offended and your attempt at the first bisexual union backfires and in the end your efforts afford you the label of social pariah, persona non grada everywhere you visit...


My wish: That all black people who are truly wrongly convicted of crimes are released, cultivated properly back into society and end up productive and law abiding citizens


So I guess you are against homo/bisexuality? No wonder there are so many black men hiding in the closet.

Wish granted.



The game rules are such that after corrupting a wish you make a wish of your own..

But, thanks for playing.... you seem to be able to corrupt things well....
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Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish: That all black people who are truly wrongly convicted of crimes are released, cultivated properly back into society and end up productive and law abiding citizens
Granted: All wrongly convicted Black people are released... now the prison industrial complex collapses and through a huge chain reaction society as we know it collapses as well... Leaving no jobs to be had...

My Wish: That Microsoft would make an operating system that would not crash...
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Originally posted by AudioGuy:
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Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish: That all black people who are truly wrongly convicted of crimes are released, cultivated properly back into society and end up productive and law abiding citizens
Granted: All wrongly convicted Black people are released... now the prison industrial complex collapses and through a huge chain reaction society as we know it collapses as well... Leaving no jobs to be had...

My Wish: That Microsoft would make an operating system that would not crash...


Granted: Microsoft unveils a new sentient operating system known as SOS which begins to take over all aspects of banking, computer transactions, and medical records. SOS determines that human beings, especially black ones are an error in programming and must be scanned and deleted.

I wish Every black person on the planet had adequate means to make a living and support their families.
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Originally posted by negrospiritual:
I wish Every black person on the planet had adequate means to make a living and support their families.
Granted: After hundreds of years of physical and mentsl slavery, every Black person on earth suddenly gets adequate means... Just days prior to the takeover of the microsoft's new operating system SOS... Razz

My Wish:
That a sports team in the D.C. area would win a championship...
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Originally posted by Fabulous:
Wish: that I could open several charter schools throughout the inner city [for black children only].
Granted: Except the only people who apply for teacher positions are white, former priests!

My Wish: That Martin Luther King and Malcolm X had never been assassinated...
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Originally posted by AudioGuy:

My Wish: That Martin Luther King and Malcolm X had never been assassinated...


Granted, but a mad scientist working for the CIA creates a special "neutron bomb" that kills only black people and the African American community is completely annihilated (except for Martin and Malcolm who actually were never assassinated but were secretly taken by the FBI to their special island in the middle of the South Pacific where they were shielded from the bombs that got the rest of us. They lived a happy life along with JFK and Jimmy Hoffa!).

Wish: that the Celtics had gotten the first pick in the NBA draft lottery last night.
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Wish: that the Celtics had gotten the first pick in the NBA draft lottery last night.


Granted ... However, they select Ohio State's Greg Oden, who after one game decides to pursue his truly passion ... competitive double dutch rope jumping.

I wish a Black politician on the national level would get elected while espousing an agenda that would without question benefit the Black community.
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Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
I wish a Black politician on the national level would get elected while espousing an agenda that would without question benefit the Black community.
Granted: A Black candidate... With a grass roots, Black centered agenda... gets elected to congress... His name... Mushmouth!

My Wish: That all corruption on the continent of Africa was abolished...
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Originally posted by AudioGuy:
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Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
I wish a Black politician on the national level would get elected while espousing an agenda that would without question benefit the Black community.
Granted: A Black candidate... With a grass roots, Black centered agenda... gets elected to congress... His name... Mushmouth!


Not MUSHMOUTH!!!

rofl...

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My Wish: That all corruption on the continent of Africa was abolished...



Granted: Every black person agrees to hold Africa sacred and all corruption on the African Continent is abolished... as all corruption intensifies outside its perimeter.... with people doubling their efforts to commit crimes before they are chased to the African borders.... Big Grin


Wish:That the public chooses fresh fruits and vegetables over McDonald's and all fast food stores as part of their national diet...
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Originally posted by Khalliqa:
Wish:That the public chooses fresh fruits and vegetables over McDonald's and all fast food stores as part of their national diet...
Granted: Unfortunately, they choose genetically engineered fruits and vegetables... resulting in all Black people randomly growing additional limbs...

My Wish: That bicycles become the dominant mode of transportation...
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Originally posted by AudioGuy:
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Originally posted by Khalliqa:
Wish:That the public chooses fresh fruits and vegetables over McDonald's and all fast food stores as part of their national diet...
Granted: Unfortunately, they choose genetically engineered fruits and vegetables... resulting in all Black people randomly growing additional limbs...



Ha! Ha! Ha! Cute... Smile

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My Wish: That bicycles become the dominant mode of transportation...



Granted: Shortly thereafter roads are narrowed thereby increasing the amount of property per homeowner leading to violent propertly line disputes among homeowners everywhere...



Wish: Solar power replaces electrical energy as the preferred source of energy.....
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Wish: Solar power replaces electrical energy as the preferred source of energy.....


Granted: However, the coal and oil industry join forces to purchase and shelve all current solar energy technology, and stifle the development of future solar energy research ... turning back the alternate energy cause more than 100 years.

I wish ... The Sunday News Shows would even pretend to address issues [hell, AN issue] of direct importance to the advancement of the Black community.

[Ohhh .... Ohhhh, I'll take it ...

Granted: However, every people person in america decides to spend THAT sunday morning in church.]
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Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
I wish ... The Sunday News Shows would even pretend to address issues [hell, AN issue] of direct importance to the advancement of the Black community.
Granted: However, the shows are moderated by Clarence Thomas, Condaleeza Rice, and Larry Elder and nothing gets accomplished due to all the rhetoric and hot air...

My Wish: That people would just accept that Barry Bonds is a great hitter and leave him alone...
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Originally posted by AudioGuy:

My Wish: That people would just accept that Barry Bonds is a great hitter and leave him alone...


Granted: They accept he is a great hitter and then leave him and his accomplishments alone ceasing any further recognition...


My wish:


That a four hour work week yielded the same amount of income everyone currently makes...

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