quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
I wish I would wake up to find that the last few months was just a awful, awful dream.


Granted:

    That new miata that you had that awful car accident in? a dream.... it was actually a Ford Focus...

    That voluptious new cook you hired who ruined all of your meals? a dream... she was really anorexic and bulemic... and well.. you know...

    The status and praise received for a job well done only to be humiliated when someone else took credit later? a dream... they actually took credit sooner...

    Smile




My wish:


For an alliance between allopathic and naturopathic medical and healing practitioners...

quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:


For an alliance between allopathic and naturopathic medical and healing practitioners...

Granted: All naturopaths and allopaths decide to come together and form an alliance... At their first national meeting, they elect the recently released Dr. Kevorkian to be their leader...

My Wish: That polyester had never gone out of fashion...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:


For an alliance between allopathic and naturopathic medical and healing practitioners...

Granted: All naturopaths and allopaths decide to come together and form an alliance... At their first national meeting, they elect the recently released Dr. Kevorkian to be their leader...


rofl...

quote:
My Wish: That polyester had never gone out of fashion...



Granted: Neither did smoking, because of many "accidents" people now wear polyster permanently....


(*polyster melts onto the skin when heated)

My wish:

There was a sport that combined gymnastics and ballroom dancing
Peace....

quote:
There was a sport that combined gymnastics and ballroom dancing



Granted, the new sport, involves several couples dancing in a pit, a disc jockey plays music and then at a random moment the floor opens and underneath is a pit of sharp wooden spikes, the dancers have seconds to run, and flip out of the pit and climb these slippery bars leading to safety. Those who fail to get out fall into the stakes and are impaled. The moment right as the pit floor opens is always received with screams, laughter, and cheers from the spectators...

The pit floor closes and the dance resumes until only one couple is left, and then win the prize of freedom..Oh yeah I forgot to mention that this game is played with inmates who risk their lives for a chance to be free...


My Wish

I wish cheeseburgers and fries were healthy...


Whirling Moat
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
Peace....

quote:
There was a sport that combined gymnastics and ballroom dancing



Granted, the new sport, involves several couples dancing in a pit, a disc jockey plays music and then at a random moment the floor opens and underneath is a pit of sharp wooden spikes, the dancers have seconds to run, and flip out of the pit and climb these slippery bars leading to safety. Those who fail to get out fall into the stakes and are impaled. The moment right as the pit floor opens is always received with screams, laughter, and cheers from the spectators...

The pit floor closes and the dance resumes until only one couple is left, and then win the prize of freedom..Oh yeah I forgot to mention that this game is played with inmates who risk their lives for a chance to be free...


ek Are you okay????


quote:
My Wish

I wish cheeseburgers and fries were healthy...


Whirling Moat


Granted: The compositional structure of our bodies must change to accomodate this as a healthy diet....

Therefore human beings begin to grow fangs, salivate often, our colon shrinks and men no longer lust after women to bed... but to dine.... thereafter mayhem on the planet ensues...



My wish:


That I could start my life over beginning at 12 years of age and do things differently thereafter....
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:

That I could start my life over beginning at 12 years of age and do things differently thereafter....


Granted, you can live your life "differently", but you are forced to do so in an even less preferable manner.

My wish: that the effects of global warming are reversed back to its "normal" condition.
quote:
My wish: that the effects of global warming are reversed back to its "normal" condition.


Grant: But since this can only be accomplished by switching completely to the alternative energy sources, what do we do with all the abandoned oil refineries, the people that worked in the oil industry and the Bush family?

I wish those get rich quick schemes advertised at 4:00a.m., really worked.
quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:

I wish those get rich quick schemes advertised at 4:00a.m., really worked.


Granted: You now own millions of dollars of worthless property,knick knacks, really cheesy apparel, ginzu knives... and an overabundance of ch.. ch... ch.. chia..pets...

You bought them... the advertisements work



My wish:

That more celebrity writers and thinkers would post on black message boards instead of lurking....
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:

That more celebrity writers and thinkers would post on black message boards instead of lurking....
Granted: Now celebs come to boards like this one all the time and post... Except all they post are ads for upcoming appearences.movies/events... It becomes so weighed down from all the extra traffic that it crashes... *BOOM*

My Wish: That Hip Hoppers stop using negative terminology when referring to their own people...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:

My Wish: That Hip Hoppers stop using negative terminology when referring to their own people...


Granted: They stop using words like n*gga and b*tch and instead replace them with words like "boy-friend" and "angel"... the hip hop industry dies....


my wish:

That AG's moving script in his signature would slow down...
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
my wish:

That AG's moving script in his signature would slow down...
Granted: AG picks a fight with MBM, calls him every name in the book, talks about his mama and his grandmama... MBM bans him... Now his signature has stopped... Permanently...

My Wish: That Michael Jordan had realized that he should not have "come back" before... he embarrassed himself...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
my wish:

That AG's moving script in his signature would slow down...
Granted: AG picks a fight with MBM, calls him every name in the book, talks about his mama and his grandmama... MBM bans him... Now his signature has stopped... Permanently...


rofl...

quote:
My Wish: That Michael Jordan had realized that he should not have "come back" before... he embarrassed himself...



Granted: He doesn't come back at all...


My wish:

That I could exist off of two hours of sleep just for tomorrow to get through this pile of papers..
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
Peace....

quote:
My wish:

That I could exist off of two hours of sleep just for tomorrow to get through this pile of papers..



Granted, however thereafter you require 17 hours of sleep per day


grrrrrrr.....


quote:
My wish

I wish that I had a time machine



Whirling Moat


Granted: Your next birthday gift is a miniature facsmilie of a time machine...



My wish:

Everyone on the planet would be more careful of giving their word because it will come true instantly when spoken...
quote:
My wish:

Everyone on the planet would be more careful of giving their word because it will come true instantly when spoken...


Granted: However, After horrific scenes in courtroom across the country, the prison system has to be expanded as every people on trial, guilty or not plead guilty out of fear of the "So help me God" oath. But on the positive side, church, synagogue, Mosque, Kingdom Hall and Sweat Lodge attendence is at an all time high.

I wish I had complete control over my mind, body and soul.
quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:

I wish I had complete control over my mind, body and soul.


Granted: What begins as complete control deteriorates quickly into an inner battle between who will retain control.. the mind becomes tyrannous and the body revolts... the soul retreats into mute silence... chaos ensumes and you become a walking zombie

sck


My wish:

For the ban of all cloned fruits and vegetables
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
My wish:

For the ban of all cloned fruits and vegetables
Granted: Congress passes a bill banning all cloned fruits and vegetables... However, prior to the bill being sent to the white house, it is "prepped" by an angry page who was caught up in the latest scandal... He retypes the bill to say coned fruits and veggies... No one catches it and gwb signs it and it becomes law...

My wish: That all the victims of Katrina get proper restitution...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:
My wish: That all the victims of Katrina get proper restitution...


Granted: Every kracka residing in Louisiana claims victim status for having to endure the slander of racism throughout the ordeal... and maneuver all rightful victims out of their proper restitution..... and as every white person goes en masse to collect their grants... a big flood hits them at that moment

and then...

well the resources are left to... (okay so maybe that wish wasn't so corrupted)



My wish: That I could not feel pain
quote:
Originally posted by MBM:
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:

My wish: That I could not feel pain

Granted - but with it you would also feel no pleasure.

My wish: that Barack Obama win the presidency


Granted: Barack kicks McCain's ass after joining forces w/Hilary Clinton, who becomes VP.

Wish: To become Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp's wife.

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