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Originally posted by AudioGuy:
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Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:


That Lasik eye surgery was confirmed as a safe procedure and became an inexpensive procedure available to all who deem it necessary
Granted: Lasik becomes cheap and many find it very necessary... Eye doctors jump "into the game" at an alarming rate... Soon Lasik becomes like crack and eye docs start doing drive-byes in order to get more "turf"... Many lives are lost in the "Lasik Eye Surgery Epidemic"...


okay... that was a good one... didn't see that coming!

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My Wish: That public school education would rise the standard that private school has...



Granted: Now all parents are required to pay for public school so that all children will come out knowing the difference between the words "rise" and "raise" Big Grin



My wish:

That Obama and Powell are really double agents for the black liberation separatist movement.... and in a few years the rest of the world will be let in on the secret coup planned by these masters of deception and strategic planning
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My wish:

That Obama and Powell are really double agents for the black liberation separatist movement.... and in a few years the rest of the world will be let in on the secret coup planned by these masters of deception and strategic planning


Granted: however, when the plan is implemented, it is revealed that your Black heroes that you patterned your personal values and life philosophies were all active agents for the integrationalist movement.

My Wish:

To always be able to find a parking space at the mall, nearest to whatever store I need to go to. [And, don't make me become suddenly handicapped].
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Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
My Wish:

To always be able to find a parking space at the mall, nearest to whatever store I need to go to. [And, don't make me become suddenly handicapped].


Granted: You're homeless... with a parking spot for your cart right near whatever store you're looking to enter! Big Grin hug



My wish:

That food could be dispersed to all who were truly in need of it....
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That food could be dispersed to all who were truly in need of it....


Granted: All people on earth get enough food. Nobody will die of starvation and malnutrition. This will lead to overpopulation. No, not to extermination of the entire human race this time;-) People start exploring the universe and settle down on Mars. There they will find Outlander living. And history repeats.

My wish: That there is no Xmas next week
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Originally posted by listener:

My wish: That there is no Xmas next week
Granted: The president, the Veep and all the leaders in succession the throne are eliminated after a state dinner where spinach and green onions where served... Due to the fact that he missed the dinner, the only member of congress with enough seniority left is Joe Lieberman... he then becomes the president and his first executive order: Cancel xmas!!

My Wish: That dodgeball be reintegrated back into the schools...
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Originally posted by MissTical:
My wish

I wish that all marriages were happy, pure bliss till death. girl


Granted: With the caveat that the kiss given upon stating their vows is one laced with poison...

sck


My wish:

That court proceedings would go swiftly, easy and with justice served
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Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:

That court proceedings would go swiftly, easy and with justice served
Granted: The Diebold company (same company that makes electronic voting machines) comes up with an "electronic judge & jury"... you submit your case and in a flash it is decided - no questons asked... and then the sentence is carried out immediately, on the spot, with no appeal - including death penalty cases...

My Wish: That music became music again - with real musicians playing...
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Originally posted by AudioGuy:
My Wish: That music became music again - with real musicians playing...


Granted: Every time you turn on your stereo your car is flooded with band members....

My wish:

That all envelopes were manufactured as premoistened...
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Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:

That all envelopes were manufactured as premoistened...
Granted: Child labor laws are rescinded... Children are then pressed in to service as envelope pre moisteners... each child must work a 12 hour shift, 6 days a week... licking envelopes...

My Wish: That Gangsta Rap never made it off the west coast...
Peace....

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My Wish: That Gangsta Rap never made it off the west coast...



Granted, however, instead of Gansta rap spreading across the country, a new bizarro form of Techno Gangster Folk music takes hold......


My wish,

I could read and retain the information of entire text books in 30 seconds.



Kai
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My wish,

I could read and retain the information of entire text books in 30 seconds.


Granted: however, the physiological changes to your brain that allows for your new ability is accompanied by a swelling of your brain and the surrounding cranium, causing you to develop a freakish huge head - large to the point where you cannot leave your home without being met with scares from adults and screams of fear from little children.

I wish for peace on Earth and goodwill to all mankind.
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Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
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My wish,

I could read and retain the information of entire text books in 30 seconds.


Granted: however, the physiological changes to your brain that allows for your new ability is accompanied by a swelling of your brain and the surrounding cranium, causing you to develop a freakish huge head - large to the point where you cannot leave your home without being met with scares from adults and screams of fear from little children.


I'm soooooo sorry Kai.. but... bwahahahahaha! laugh

Kweli, that was a good one! rofl....

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I wish for peace on Earth and goodwill to all mankind.



Granted: You wake up to find a huge billboard with the word "PEACE" has fallen from a low flying cesna during a commerce transport and embedded itself deep into the earth in your backyard.... just as you view the tele to find out that the nefarious new drug euphemistically and ironically referred to as "goodwill" is plaguing all of mankind....

My wish:

Condoleeza Rice finds a righteous, conscious black man to marry who affects her so much she quits her job and becomes a stay at home homeschooling mother pledging to raise the next Malcolm X
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Originally posted by Khalliqa:

Condoleeza Rice finds a righteous, conscious black man to marry who affects her so much she quits her job and becomes a stay at home homeschooling mother pledging to raise the next Malcolm X


Granted, but George takes it personally and declares war on all black peoples - bloodshed runs through the streets and Condoleeza is never heard from again from the guilt and shame of her actions.

Wish: I wish I found a bottle with a genie in it to answer my every wish. 16
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Originally posted by MBM:
Wish: I wish I found a bottle with a genie in it to answer my every wish. 16
Granted: Except the "bottle" has alcohol in it too... You take a swig, and become intoxicated... Now everytime you make a wish, you instantly become drunk...

My Wish: That the NFL had a Black owner...
Peace....

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My Wish: That the NFL had a Black owner...



Granted, Don King, 50 cents, lil Wayne, and Jim Jones collaborate on the creation of a New NFL franchise in Neptune, New Jersy, called the "Neptune Niggas".

Their helmets display a picture of the Cannibas plant, with the Words "BALLIN!!!" across the side...

The black community is so embarassed that we demand that the only black ownership in the NFL be rescinded...

My wish,

I wish the building plans and engineering equipment used to build the pyramids was revealed to the public.



Moat
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Originally posted by Saracen:
My wish,

I wish the building plans and engineering equipment used to build the pyramids was revealed to the public.



Moat


Granted:

Because they are interlaced with four dimensional spiritual knowledge and understanding... still no one can figure it out.... and you hear a collective arrrrggggggghhhhh come out of every engineering lab on the planet...

Smile


My wish:

The government would give enough aid to single mothers to allow them to stay at home with their babies until they are 6 years of age and continue to give support if the mother decides to homeschool... holding the mother accountable for the child's reasonable progress... and the men in their lives become shamed and turn a new leaf, owning their own successful businesses, dropping any destructive habits and offering marriage to the women who are successfully raising their children...
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Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:

The government would give enough aid to single mothers to allow them to stay at home with their babies until they are 6 years of age and continue to give support if the mother decides to homeschool... holding the mother accountable for the child's reasonable progress... and the men in their lives become shamed and turn a new leaf, owning their own successful businesses, dropping any destructive habits and offering marriage to the women who are successfully raising their children...
Granted:

After years of irresponsibilty, men are turning over new leaves... They start businesses that are very successful, drop the destructive habits, and offer marriage... to all their babies mama's...

My Wish: That all corrupt police officers, past and present, are brought to justice...
granted AG: all corrupt police officers past and present are brought to justice, but after this is done mass chaos ensues as there are no policing agents left to "serve and protect" citizens.

My wish: That cigarettes would ceize to exist, companies would simply stop producing them.
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My wish: That cigarettes would ceize to exist, companies would simply stop producing them.


Granted: But who would'a guessed the matchbook and desposable lighter industry employed so many people?

I wish I would wake up to find that the last few months was just a awful, awful dream.

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