quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:

That I could go to sleep at exactly the time I say I need to... instead of finding more stuff to do that keeps me awake...
Granted... but you develop a severe case of narcolepsy...

My wish:

That Microsoft would develop a operating system that did not... *crash*
granted: microsoft develops a system that does not crash, but the systems somehow develop a mind of their own. With a mind of their own the systems literally have us in the palm of their "hands" and gain control of every aspect of our lives from our financial assets down to our local grocery stores-they purposely cause the economy to crash to a hault.

My wish:for people to see how good my intentions are even when things don't turn out that positive.
quote:
Originally posted by msprettygirl:
My wish:for people to see how good my intentions are even when things don't turn out that positive.


Granted: After commiting a murder everyone, especially the Judge, could see that you didn't mean it...

because you're crazy

and with compassion you are sent to the looney bin....


quote:
Originally posted by MissTical:

I wish that pesticides and other chemicals weren't used on fruit and vegetables.


Granted: The industry, headed by white men, realizes they are endangering their health by utilizing dangerous chemicals to protect crops from bugs and not having much fun on the job... so they reinstitute slavery and "hire" blacks for .10 an hour to stand in fruit/vegetable fields manually removing bugs ...


My wish:


That there is a significant and positive rise of lasting and successful black marriages in our communities..



* by the way j/k with you msprettygirl Wink
Peace....


quote:
My wish:


That there is a significant and positive rise of lasting and successful black marriages in our communities..



Granted, there is a rise, an exponential rise, of black Gay marraiges...


My Wish,

I wish I could find the time for a three month vacation.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
Peace....


My Wish,

I wish I could find the time for a three month vacation.



Kai


Granted: Your business folds... now you have the time..


My wish:

That every Black person had the financial resources to make a pilgrimage to "The Door of No Return"... in Senegal...

Peace....


quote:
Granted: Your business folds... now you have the time..


ROTFLYSATOYP



quote:
My wish:

That every Black person had the financial resources to make a pilgrimage to "The Door of No Return"... in Senegal...


Granted, the trip is free for all black people, we even get to go through the same process, we even get to sit in the dungeons, and then we realize that we have been tricked again...back to the plantations....



My Wish,

I wish that I could visit other planets.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
Peace....


ROTFLYSATOYP


done...



quote:
quote:
My wish:

That every Black person had the financial resources to make a pilgrimage to "The Door of No Return"... in Senegal...


Granted, the trip is free for all black people, we even get to go through the same process, we even get to sit in the dungeons, and then we realize that we have been tricked again...back to the plantations....


ROTFSLSPANBWLMHOYPMSS



quote:
My Wish,

I wish that I could visit other planets.



Kai



Granted:

You visit.... are accepted because you favor the indigenous inhabitants... are praised as the God they've been waiting for.... but find that their protocol won't allow God to go back to where he came from... you're stuck on a planet where you can't breathe and must wear a helmet with air tank at all times but if you remove it the civilians will think you tricked them... so all you can do is stay in fear of being caught, dying.... and revelation of sadness cuz you lonely.... then you realize you should've stayed yo' black behind on earth...

My wish:

That there was a device that could reveal the truth in detail whenever I decided I wanted to know
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:

That there was a device that could reveal the truth in detail whenever I decided I wanted to know
Granted:

Only you realize that the man of your dreams really wishes that he could star in his own, real-life version of "Brokeback Mountain"...

My wish:

I wish that all African peoples would unite...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:

That there was a device that could reveal the truth in detail whenever I decided I wanted to know
Granted:

Only you realize that the man of your dreams really wishes that he could star in his own, real-life version of "Brokeback Mountain"...


grrrrrr..........

quote:
My wish:

I wish that all African peoples would unite...


Granted: All African peoples unite.... with everyone but other African people....


My wish:

The weather would get no lower than 65 degrees and no higher than 80 degrees everywhere on the planet...



quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:

The weather would get no lower than 65 degrees and no higher than 80 degrees everywhere on the planet...



Granted: All rivers, streams and oceans dry up... all vegetation dies and you are forced to start eating meat again... until that runs out too...

My wish: That Black on Black crime would cease to exist...
Peace.....


quote:
My wish: That Black on Black crime would cease to exist...



Granted, after one last violent gun battle, a black brother emerges from a behind a gun riddled door, cigarette in hand, he realizes that he has won...And then he realizes that besides himself, he has just killed the last black person on Earth ....In a rage of self pity he rushes over to "friend" sheds a tower of tears, and turns the gun upon himself.."POW!!!"..and it is over..No more black people..No more black on black crime...


My wish,

I wish the Detroit Lions would win the SuperBowl in 2008.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
My wish,

I wish the Detroit Lions would win the SuperBowl in 2008.



Kai
Granted: As a joke during the game the guy who controls the u.s. nuclear launch codes, who happens to be from the opposing team's city, enters one and aims a missle at Detroit and jokes "... and if they win, I will blow the whole state off the map ha-ha..." Detroit wins... While attempting to disarm te missle one of his co-workers bumps him and he presses the "launch" button by mistake... In the midst of a city wide celebration, Saracen looks to the sky and says oh sh... *boom*

My Wish: That Vanilla Ice would have been exposed as a fraud much earlier in his career...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:

My Wish: That Vanilla Ice would have been exposed as a fraud much earlier in his career...


Granted: Then the world would never have accepted Eminem... and then that would have spelled the end of Death Row records and then promotion of the stripper would have taken a nose dive....and then...

wait..

this was supposed to be "corrupted" right?

sorry... can't see nuthin but good coming out of that...


My wish:

That men could sincerely view life through the prism of their woman sometimes....
Peace....


quote:
That men could sincerely view life through the prism of their woman sometimes....






Granted, in order to acheive this world view which goes through women men begin to carve large holes through women. The hole is created large enough for a man to see right through her to the other side...The women die of course, and the men realize that the view doesn't change much...


My Wish,

I wish physically aging stopped at 19...


Kai
Granted: People wouldn't die any longer due to age, this will lead to a total overpopulation of earth. Water runs out and food and space to live on, leading to a worldwide war, which exterminates the entire human race

My wish
I would wish that love alone could safe a life so that a beloved one would never die
quote:
Originally posted by listener:

I would wish that love alone could safe a life so that a beloved one would never die


quote:
Originally posted by listener:
Granted: People wouldn't die any longer . . ., this will lead to a total overpopulation of earth. Water runs out and food and space to live on, leading to a worldwide war, which exterminates the entire human race


I wish that I could experience the 72 virgins that greet Islamic terrorists upon their death without having to either die or harm others. 4
Peace...


quote:
I wish that I could experience the 72 virgins that greet Islamic terrorists upon their death without having to either die or harm others.


Granted, however what you experience is not what the matyrs experience, instead you are confronted with 72 virgin suicide bombers who are eager to take you with them into paradise...Somehow Islamic clerics determine that this special method of martydom will be rewarded by making the man become the special 73rd virgin in line waiting for Saddam Hussein after his execution...

My Wish,

I wish that Souhern rap music would finally play out, and the world sees the reutrn of conscious hip hop.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
Peace...


quote:
I wish that I could experience the 72 virgins that greet Islamic terrorists upon their death without having to either die or harm others.


Granted, however what you experience is not what the matyrs experience, instead you are confronted with 72 virgin suicide bombers who are eager to take you with them into paradise...Somehow Islamic clerics determine that this special method of martydom will be rewarded by making the man become the special 73rd virgin in line waiting for Saddam Hussein after his execution...


rofl...

quote:
My Wish,

I wish that Souhern rap music would finally play out, and the world sees the reutrn of conscious hip hop.



Kai


Granted: Southern rap music is dead... and we return to conscious hip hop... now brothers talk about "conscious" thangs... like f da police... and "fear of a black planet" ... and "the red the black the green" and "don't push me cuz I'm close to da edge".... and white folx get scurred and riots happen... and protests.... and then west coast rappers get play... then Southerners .....

ya feel me?


My wish:


That Lasik eye surgery was confirmed as a safe procedure and became an inexpensive procedure available to all who deem it necessary
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:


That Lasik eye surgery was confirmed as a safe procedure and became an inexpensive procedure available to all who deem it necessary
Granted: Lasik becomes cheap and many find it very necessary... Eye doctors jump "into the game" at an alarming rate... Soon Lasik becomes like crack and eye docs start doing drive-byes in order to get more "turf"... Many lives are lost in the "Lasik Eye Surgery Epidemic"...

My Wish: That public school education would rise the standard that private school has...

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