quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
I wish I could be more of a positive influence on those that I see hurting themselves through their own actions.

Oxymoron ~ you already are... but to make it official, wish granted.

The downside is that everywhere you help would start to look like you as well, and you become surrounded (Twilight Zone-style) by millions of replicas of yourself - even women and children will look like you - so noone would know which was the real you. Eek Big Grin Eventually - in your honour - the planet Earth would be named Planet Kweli4Real and being shocked and embarrassed by this you become a recluse.


Smile I wish everyone would smile more often.
quote:
Originally posted by FireFly:
Smile I wish everyone would smile more often.


Granted:

And the effects of the hardships of expensive dental costs begans to take their toll on all relationships...



My wish:

Every unemployed black man learns the secrets of successful entrepreneurship and thereafter maintains a thriving business...
Peace....


quote:
My wish:

Every unemployed black man learns the secrets of successful entrepreneurship and thereafter maintains a thriving business...



Granted, black men all over the world maintain these thriving businesses however black women fail to keep up leaving an income disparity which creates a social upheaval...Women are convinced to return to the home, wear skirts and aprons and bake pies during the day...Children have a mother at home, and husbands have wives to reutn to sometimes in the middle of the day (smile)...


My wish,

I wish the Government of America would tell the truth relating to 9/11.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
My wish,

I wish the Government of America would tell the truth relating to 9/11.



Kai


Granted:

The government tells the truth and..th.


* This post has been interrupted with an announcement from The Government:

Anyone who discusses telling the truth about 911 will be executed on the spot..*


You may now return to your game..

if you dare..

bwahahahahahahahahaha! laugh


My wish:

That I could have what I've longed for my whole life, right now....

quote:
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
My wish,

I wish the Government of America would tell the truth relating to 9/11.



Kai


Granted:

The government tells the truth and..th.


* This post has been interrupted with an announcement from The Government:

Anyone who discusses telling the truth about 911 will be executed on the spot..*

You may now return to your game..

if you dare..

bwahahahahahahahahaha!




lol bow lol

quote:
My wish:

That I could have what I've longed for my whole life, right now....


Granted, however you are become overcome with "What Now" sentiment and don't leave your house/apartment for the reminder of your life ... "What would be the use?"

I wish every child could be spared the pain of finding out his/her parent is dying. {Cheer me up, so that I can help my wife deal.}
Peace....


quote:
wish people wouldn't smoke while dancing at concerts.


Granted, however, the abstinence of smoking is compensated for by a mind bobbling spike in the abuse of drug cocktails and liqour during concerts..Medical teams are required for each show, thus raising the already ridiculous ticket prices.


My wish..I wish Iown a fully functioning teleportation device which allowed me to travel any where on Earth instantly.



Kai
[guess I should clarify: I wish people wouldn't smoke CIGARETTES Razz at concerts. That green stuff is ok]

quote:
My wish..I wish I own a fully functioning teleportation device which allowed me to travel any where on Earth instantly.


Your wish is granted. However... the gear stick gets stuck on your way to Kemet, and you land instead on the most remote of the Galapagos Islands. After an environmental Green Ban, noone visits there so you are stuck on the island for several years. To stop yourself going mad with boredom, and to pass the time, your convert the island's population of sea lions and giant lizards to the NOI, by inventing a brand new animal/human langua franc. You are eventually rescued by a Japanese whaling ship.


I wish people would stop giving Pork such a hard time.
quote:
Originally posted by FireFly:

I wish people would stop giving Pork such a hard time.


Granted:

Ironically you say this to a group of highly venerated nutritionists at a dinner party who are attentive and nodding positively to your every word, just as you finish a medium cooked piece of pork with live trichinae in .... you die a horrible death.... and become a poster child almost to the point of superstitiously never mentioning your name of whose advice NOT to follow...


My wish:

I wish that loose clothing was the norm for women thereby eliminating the need for specific types of undergarments...
Peace....



quote:
I wish that loose clothing was the norm for women thereby eliminating the need for specific types of undergarments...


Granted, women begn to reject tight fitting clothing, and join onto the sagging pants and Basketball Jersey craze. Women begin to compete for whose pants can sag the lowest, thus revealing all undergarments, or the lack there of..men take this sagging to be an invitation and Mayhem follows.


My Wish:

I wish there was a bioological mechanism which forced women to be silent when they were ordered by their man.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
My Wish:

I wish there was a bioological mechanism which forced women to be silent when they were ordered by their man.



Kai




Granted:

Women all around the world also remain silent when their men ask them things like where they have been for the past six hours...


My wish:


That Black men take over every country they inhabit and rule successfully bringing forth peace...
Peace....


quote:
That Black men take over every country they inhabit and rule successfully bringing forth peace...



Granted, however, this peace bores the hell out of everyone, and so people request the return of the former rulers for a little excitement.

My Wish:

I wish I had an excellent personal Chef


Kai
quote:
My Wish:

I wish I had an excellent personal Chef


Granted, however, your wife/Significant Other notices the inordinate amount of attention that the chef pays towards you and fires him while you are at work.

I wish BET and TV One would really be a Black TV network.
Peace.....

Oh..alright Kweli, a male personal Chef that pays me too much attention...

En Guard!!



quote:
I wish BET and TV One would really be a Black TV network


Granted, black networks, however, thanks to this both networks lose huge portions of their audience share because people get tired of looking at this all day




A solid black Network...



My Wish,

I wish we could see an immediate return of the Clinton economy.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
My Wish,

I wish we could see an immediate return of the Clinton economy.



Kai



Granted:

And with it a return of the S&L scandals...


My wish:

Included in the design of houses is a vented but finely screened room perfectly positioned for clothes drying, so that one does not have to air their laundry in the public.....
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:

My wish:
Included in the design of houses is a vented but finely screened room perfectly positioned for clothes drying, so that one does not have to air their laundry in the public.....


Granted, immediately all homes are equipped with an air drying room, but americans begin to suffer extroardinary cases of asthma and upper respiratory concerns because of the mold in every home that is cause by the distribution of moisture throughout the home from the air drying rooms.


I wish that every african-american child had a loving family and never had to be placed into foster care.
Peace....


quote:
I wish that every african-american child had a loving family and never had to be placed into foster care.


Granted, the foster homes are emptied, however, the black children are delivered to their loving families in Latvia, and Romania, and while the families love their newly adpopted african American children, things get a little testy when the latvian parents refuse to allow rap music and seek to introduce young black teens to Native latvian folk music.


My Wish,

I wish that we lived in the Age of space travel for the average citizen.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
My Wish,

I wish that we lived in the Age of space travel for the average citizen.



Kai


Granted:

Since the average citizen is impatient... everyone leaves the earth immediately and it becomes a barren wasteland...


My wish:

That I could go to sleep at exactly the time I say I need to... instead of finding more stuff to do that keeps me awake...

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