Peace...

the idea is to make a wish, any wish, and the person replying grants the wish but corrupts the outcome of the wish..After corrupting the wish of the person before you, you place your own wish and on an on...

Example...... " I wish I was wiser"

Respondent: Wish granted, however, with the instant added wisdom comes an instant 30 years of aging.



Okay, I will go first.


I wish I had a billion dollars



Kai
"Old fool! This is my hour. Do you not know Death when you see it? Die now and curse in vain!" And with that he lifted high his sword and flames ran down the blade.
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quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:

I wish I had a billion dollars



Kai


granted...

with the caveat that you earn it by being a drug dealer and must constantly be on the run from rival drug lords, business/government hired mercenaries and really skanky women who want your money Smile


My Wish:

I wish that there was a successful plan for universal health care
Peace....


quote:
My Wish:

I wish that there was a successful plan for universal health care



Granted,

It is decided by world leaders that if we just kill everyone we will not have to worry about how to pay for keeping them alive, and a nuclear holocaust follows...

My wish:

I wish black people would finally give up on integration in America.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:

My wish:

I wish black people would finally give up on integration in America.



Kai


Granted:

Every black person in America simultaneously decides to riot and give up on all societal structures in favor of anarchy...


My wish:

That every black woman in America gets to marry her soul mate.....

Peace....

quote:
My wish:

That every black woman in America gets to marry her soul mate.....




Granted...

They marry their SOULMATE, however they realize that the person who matches them best is another woman.



My wish...

I wish People had the courage to do what they wanted and not bow to silly peer pressure.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
My wish...

I wish People had the courage to do what they wanted and not bow to silly peer pressure.



Kai


Granted:

Except what they want to do is exactly the same thing as their peers...



My Wish:


I wish in place of drive through "fast food" stores there were drive through "fast fruit" stores, where a mother can quickly purchase a small container of chopped Mango or a fresh Apple...
Peace....


quote:
My wish:

People would treat others how they want to be treated



Granted:

Society is changed allowing men to approach attractive women and simply grope them without introduction....


My wish,

I wish America would withdraw her troops from Iraq.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:

My wish,

I wish America would withdraw her troops from Iraq.



Kai


Granted:

America has withdrawn her troops from Iraq only to send them all to the blackest ghettoes and suburbs of America... for target practice before their next mission to Africa..


My wish,

I wish my family wouldn't pressure me so much to conform to participate in their holiday celebrations...
Your wish is granted... you have been banned from all holiday functions with your family; and they will now go overboard with decorations inside and outside of their homes; and for fun they will all dress in costumes to fit the appropriate holiday. The problem with that is you have a cousin that is a stripper that showed up to one of the family functions in his booty out Santa Clause pants, and was banned as well. This decision divided the family in half, everyone started fighting; the cops were called and all went to jail. You were called to post bail Eek... I hope you have a small family.


My wish

I wish that people would stop giving me advice when I didn't ask for it.
Peace.....


quote:
wish that people would stop giving me advice when I didn't ask for it.


Granted...

You are driving with no headlights and everyone sees but no one flashes you to tell you..well you are stopped by the State Troopers and given a hefty ticket..

My wish,

I wish they would finally find the killer of Jon Benet Ramsey
Granted:
They find the killer of Jon Benet Ramsey which leds to a public outcry for the death penalty, but the murderer escapes the death penalty pleading insanity. Riots fill the streets of boulder colorado at the verdict.

My wish:

I wish there was less black on black crime.
quote:
Originally posted by msprettygirl:
My wish:

I wish there was less black on black crime.



Granted:

Whites are peeved at the loss of a scapegoat.... so they begin dressing in black drag and killing as many black folk as they can in hopes of sparking a revival....



My wish:

I wish children would watch t.v. less and read more...
Peace...


quote:
My wish:
That we could wake up to find Hurricane Katrina never happened, it was just a horrible dream.



Granted, people all over the South awaken to find that Katrina was a dream, however they are awakened by the sounds of sirens warning the people of the sudden arrival of the world's first Hurricane at level 8. Three grades above Katrina, and the report goes on to say that the Hurricane is being pushed ashore by a Gigantic Tsunami...This Hurricane/Tsunami combo is called "the eraser".



My Wish,

I wish black men would do the right thing and pay their child support.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:

Granted, people all over the South awaken to find that Katrina was a dream, however they are awakened by the sounds of sirens warning the people of the sudden arrival of the world's first Hurricane at level 8. Three grades above Katrina, and the report goes on to say that the Hurricane is being pushed ashore by a Gigantic Tsunami...This Hurricane/Tsunami combo is called "the eraser".



My Wish,

I wish black men would do the right thing and pay their child support.



Kai


Granted black men in mass gain a collective consciousness, turn towards the women and children in their lives and begin supporting them financially... unfortunately they can only provide $1 a month because their financial stability was rocked to the core when the "eraser" hit...


My wish:

Black women in particular would stop justifying the need to keep toxic people in their lives....
quote:
Black women in particular would stop justifying the need to keep toxic people in their lives....


Granted, because Black women, in particular, reach the point of no longer feeling the need to justify or defend their relationships, toxic or otherwise. Unfortunately, this "new resolve" translates directly to parental/daughter relationships; e.g., daughters stop talking with their fathers about the knucklehead that is wooing her and daughters stop talking to their mothers about that girl that always seems to be interested in the same men as her.

My wish is for the existence of God debate to be finally and irrefutable resolved.
Peace....


quote:
My wish is for the existence of God debate to be finally and irrefutable resolved.


Granted..Out of sheer frustration God appears on Earth, and telepathically inserts the perfect evidence which convinces all humanity of His existence...People say "Oh..Okay great..." and go on living as before.


My wish,

I wish I could return to school and get a Juris Doctorate, a Ph.D in Physics, and a PhD in Archeology.


Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
My wish,

I wish I could return to school and get a Juris Doctorate, a Ph.D in Physics, and a PhD in Archeology.


Kai


Granted... you get all three degrees... upon receiving them.. you realize you already knew everything and just wasted an enormous amount of time and money... and no matter where you go people already know of your genius and upon finding out you now have been bestowed with title.. they say "Oh.. Okay.. great"... and go on living as before...


My wish:

I wish that college were free!
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Khalliqa:

Granted:

Whites are peeved at the loss of a scapegoat.... so they begin dressing in black drag and killing as many black folk as they can in hopes of sparking a revival....


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My wish:

I wish that college were free!

College is free for all, except that, everyone decides to go pre-law and law school.


I wish, that Africa finally extricates the bloody and murderous hand of europe from its throat, and thrives beyond our wildest imaginings.

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