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quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
I wish I would wake up to find that the last few months was just a awful, awful dream.


Granted:

    That new miata that you had that awful car accident in? a dream.... it was actually a Ford Focus...

    That voluptious new cook you hired who ruined all of your meals? a dream... she was really anorexic and bulemic... and well.. you know...

    The status and praise received for a job well done only to be humiliated when someone else took credit later? a dream... they actually took credit sooner...

    Smile




My wish:


For an alliance between allopathic and naturopathic medical and healing practitioners...

quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:


For an alliance between allopathic and naturopathic medical and healing practitioners...

Granted: All naturopaths and allopaths decide to come together and form an alliance... At their first national meeting, they elect the recently released Dr. Kevorkian to be their leader...

My Wish: That polyester had never gone out of fashion...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:


For an alliance between allopathic and naturopathic medical and healing practitioners...

Granted: All naturopaths and allopaths decide to come together and form an alliance... At their first national meeting, they elect the recently released Dr. Kevorkian to be their leader...


rofl...

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My Wish: That polyester had never gone out of fashion...



Granted: Neither did smoking, because of many "accidents" people now wear polyster permanently....


(*polyster melts onto the skin when heated)

My wish:

There was a sport that combined gymnastics and ballroom dancing
Peace....

quote:
There was a sport that combined gymnastics and ballroom dancing



Granted, the new sport, involves several couples dancing in a pit, a disc jockey plays music and then at a random moment the floor opens and underneath is a pit of sharp wooden spikes, the dancers have seconds to run, and flip out of the pit and climb these slippery bars leading to safety. Those who fail to get out fall into the stakes and are impaled. The moment right as the pit floor opens is always received with screams, laughter, and cheers from the spectators...

The pit floor closes and the dance resumes until only one couple is left, and then win the prize of freedom..Oh yeah I forgot to mention that this game is played with inmates who risk their lives for a chance to be free...


My Wish

I wish cheeseburgers and fries were healthy...


Whirling Moat
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
Peace....

quote:
There was a sport that combined gymnastics and ballroom dancing



Granted, the new sport, involves several couples dancing in a pit, a disc jockey plays music and then at a random moment the floor opens and underneath is a pit of sharp wooden spikes, the dancers have seconds to run, and flip out of the pit and climb these slippery bars leading to safety. Those who fail to get out fall into the stakes and are impaled. The moment right as the pit floor opens is always received with screams, laughter, and cheers from the spectators...

The pit floor closes and the dance resumes until only one couple is left, and then win the prize of freedom..Oh yeah I forgot to mention that this game is played with inmates who risk their lives for a chance to be free...


ek Are you okay????


quote:
My Wish

I wish cheeseburgers and fries were healthy...


Whirling Moat


Granted: The compositional structure of our bodies must change to accomodate this as a healthy diet....

Therefore human beings begin to grow fangs, salivate often, our colon shrinks and men no longer lust after women to bed... but to dine.... thereafter mayhem on the planet ensues...



My wish:


That I could start my life over beginning at 12 years of age and do things differently thereafter....
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:

That I could start my life over beginning at 12 years of age and do things differently thereafter....


Granted, you can live your life "differently", but you are forced to do so in an even less preferable manner.

My wish: that the effects of global warming are reversed back to its "normal" condition.
quote:
My wish: that the effects of global warming are reversed back to its "normal" condition.


Grant: But since this can only be accomplished by switching completely to the alternative energy sources, what do we do with all the abandoned oil refineries, the people that worked in the oil industry and the Bush family?

I wish those get rich quick schemes advertised at 4:00a.m., really worked.
quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:

I wish those get rich quick schemes advertised at 4:00a.m., really worked.


Granted: You now own millions of dollars of worthless property,knick knacks, really cheesy apparel, ginzu knives... and an overabundance of ch.. ch... ch.. chia..pets...

You bought them... the advertisements work



My wish:

That more celebrity writers and thinkers would post on black message boards instead of lurking....
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:

That more celebrity writers and thinkers would post on black message boards instead of lurking....
Granted: Now celebs come to boards like this one all the time and post... Except all they post are ads for upcoming appearences.movies/events... It becomes so weighed down from all the extra traffic that it crashes... *BOOM*

My Wish: That Hip Hoppers stop using negative terminology when referring to their own people...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:

My Wish: That Hip Hoppers stop using negative terminology when referring to their own people...


Granted: They stop using words like n*gga and b*tch and instead replace them with words like "boy-friend" and "angel"... the hip hop industry dies....


my wish:

That AG's moving script in his signature would slow down...
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
my wish:

That AG's moving script in his signature would slow down...
Granted: AG picks a fight with MBM, calls him every name in the book, talks about his mama and his grandmama... MBM bans him... Now his signature has stopped... Permanently...

My Wish: That Michael Jordan had realized that he should not have "come back" before... he embarrassed himself...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
my wish:

That AG's moving script in his signature would slow down...
Granted: AG picks a fight with MBM, calls him every name in the book, talks about his mama and his grandmama... MBM bans him... Now his signature has stopped... Permanently...


rofl...

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My Wish: That Michael Jordan had realized that he should not have "come back" before... he embarrassed himself...



Granted: He doesn't come back at all...


My wish:

That I could exist off of two hours of sleep just for tomorrow to get through this pile of papers..
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
Peace....

quote:
My wish:

That I could exist off of two hours of sleep just for tomorrow to get through this pile of papers..



Granted, however thereafter you require 17 hours of sleep per day


grrrrrrr.....


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My wish

I wish that I had a time machine



Whirling Moat


Granted: Your next birthday gift is a miniature facsmilie of a time machine...



My wish:

Everyone on the planet would be more careful of giving their word because it will come true instantly when spoken...
quote:
My wish:

Everyone on the planet would be more careful of giving their word because it will come true instantly when spoken...


Granted: However, After horrific scenes in courtroom across the country, the prison system has to be expanded as every people on trial, guilty or not plead guilty out of fear of the "So help me God" oath. But on the positive side, church, synagogue, Mosque, Kingdom Hall and Sweat Lodge attendence is at an all time high.

I wish I had complete control over my mind, body and soul.
quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:

I wish I had complete control over my mind, body and soul.


Granted: What begins as complete control deteriorates quickly into an inner battle between who will retain control.. the mind becomes tyrannous and the body revolts... the soul retreats into mute silence... chaos ensumes and you become a walking zombie

sck


My wish:

For the ban of all cloned fruits and vegetables
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
My wish:

For the ban of all cloned fruits and vegetables
Granted: Congress passes a bill banning all cloned fruits and vegetables... However, prior to the bill being sent to the white house, it is "prepped" by an angry page who was caught up in the latest scandal... He retypes the bill to say coned fruits and veggies... No one catches it and gwb signs it and it becomes law...

My wish: That all the victims of Katrina get proper restitution...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:
My wish: That all the victims of Katrina get proper restitution...


Granted: Every kracka residing in Louisiana claims victim status for having to endure the slander of racism throughout the ordeal... and maneuver all rightful victims out of their proper restitution..... and as every white person goes en masse to collect their grants... a big flood hits them at that moment

and then...

well the resources are left to... (okay so maybe that wish wasn't so corrupted)



My wish: That I could not feel pain
quote:
Originally posted by MBM:
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:

My wish: That I could not feel pain

Granted - but with it you would also feel no pleasure.

My wish: that Barack Obama win the presidency


Granted: Barack kicks McCain's ass after joining forces w/Hilary Clinton, who becomes VP.

Wish: To become Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp's wife.
quote:
Originally posted by MBM:
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:

My wish: That I could not feel pain

Granted - but with it you would also feel no pleasure.



Gee thanks a lot for the well wishes brother.. Razz


quote:
Originally posted by Stranger:

Wish: To become Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp's wife.


Both married women and lesbians become offended and your attempt at the first bisexual union backfires and in the end your efforts afford you the label of social pariah, persona non grada everywhere you visit...


My wish: That all black people who are truly wrongly convicted of crimes are released, cultivated properly back into society and end up productive and law abiding citizens
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
quote:
Originally posted by MBM:
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:

My wish: That I could not feel pain

Granted - but with it you would also feel no pleasure.



Gee thanks a lot for the well wishes brother.. Razz


quote:
Originally posted by Stranger:

Wish: To become Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp's wife.


Both married women and lesbians become offended and your attempt at the first bisexual union backfires and in the end your efforts afford you the label of social pariah, persona non grada everywhere you visit...


My wish: That all black people who are truly wrongly convicted of crimes are released, cultivated properly back into society and end up productive and law abiding citizens


So I guess you are against homo/bisexuality? No wonder there are so many black men hiding in the closet.

Wish granted.
quote:
Originally posted by Stranger:
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
quote:
Originally posted by MBM:
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:

My wish: That I could not feel pain

Granted - but with it you would also feel no pleasure.



Gee thanks a lot for the well wishes brother.. Razz


quote:
Originally posted by Stranger:

Wish: To become Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp's wife.


Both married women and lesbians become offended and your attempt at the first bisexual union backfires and in the end your efforts afford you the label of social pariah, persona non grada everywhere you visit...


My wish: That all black people who are truly wrongly convicted of crimes are released, cultivated properly back into society and end up productive and law abiding citizens


So I guess you are against homo/bisexuality? No wonder there are so many black men hiding in the closet.

Wish granted.



The game rules are such that after corrupting a wish you make a wish of your own..

But, thanks for playing.... you seem to be able to corrupt things well....
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish: That all black people who are truly wrongly convicted of crimes are released, cultivated properly back into society and end up productive and law abiding citizens
Granted: All wrongly convicted Black people are released... now the prison industrial complex collapses and through a huge chain reaction society as we know it collapses as well... Leaving no jobs to be had...

My Wish: That Microsoft would make an operating system that would not crash...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish: That all black people who are truly wrongly convicted of crimes are released, cultivated properly back into society and end up productive and law abiding citizens
Granted: All wrongly convicted Black people are released... now the prison industrial complex collapses and through a huge chain reaction society as we know it collapses as well... Leaving no jobs to be had...

My Wish: That Microsoft would make an operating system that would not crash...


Granted: Microsoft unveils a new sentient operating system known as SOS which begins to take over all aspects of banking, computer transactions, and medical records. SOS determines that human beings, especially black ones are an error in programming and must be scanned and deleted.

I wish Every black person on the planet had adequate means to make a living and support their families.
quote:
Originally posted by negrospiritual:
I wish Every black person on the planet had adequate means to make a living and support their families.
Granted: After hundreds of years of physical and mentsl slavery, every Black person on earth suddenly gets adequate means... Just days prior to the takeover of the microsoft's new operating system SOS... Razz

My Wish:
That a sports team in the D.C. area would win a championship...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:

My Wish: That Martin Luther King and Malcolm X had never been assassinated...


Granted, but a mad scientist working for the CIA creates a special "neutron bomb" that kills only black people and the African American community is completely annihilated (except for Martin and Malcolm who actually were never assassinated but were secretly taken by the FBI to their special island in the middle of the South Pacific where they were shielded from the bombs that got the rest of us. They lived a happy life along with JFK and Jimmy Hoffa!).

Wish: that the Celtics had gotten the first pick in the NBA draft lottery last night.
quote:
Wish: that the Celtics had gotten the first pick in the NBA draft lottery last night.


Granted ... However, they select Ohio State's Greg Oden, who after one game decides to pursue his truly passion ... competitive double dutch rope jumping.

I wish a Black politician on the national level would get elected while espousing an agenda that would without question benefit the Black community.
quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
I wish a Black politician on the national level would get elected while espousing an agenda that would without question benefit the Black community.
Granted: A Black candidate... With a grass roots, Black centered agenda... gets elected to congress... His name... Mushmouth!

My Wish: That all corruption on the continent of Africa was abolished...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:
quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
I wish a Black politician on the national level would get elected while espousing an agenda that would without question benefit the Black community.
Granted: A Black candidate... With a grass roots, Black centered agenda... gets elected to congress... His name... Mushmouth!


Not MUSHMOUTH!!!

rofl...

quote:
My Wish: That all corruption on the continent of Africa was abolished...



Granted: Every black person agrees to hold Africa sacred and all corruption on the African Continent is abolished... as all corruption intensifies outside its perimeter.... with people doubling their efforts to commit crimes before they are chased to the African borders.... Big Grin


Wish:That the public chooses fresh fruits and vegetables over McDonald's and all fast food stores as part of their national diet...
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
Wish:That the public chooses fresh fruits and vegetables over McDonald's and all fast food stores as part of their national diet...
Granted: Unfortunately, they choose genetically engineered fruits and vegetables... resulting in all Black people randomly growing additional limbs...

My Wish: That bicycles become the dominant mode of transportation...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
Wish:That the public chooses fresh fruits and vegetables over McDonald's and all fast food stores as part of their national diet...
Granted: Unfortunately, they choose genetically engineered fruits and vegetables... resulting in all Black people randomly growing additional limbs...



Ha! Ha! Ha! Cute... Smile

quote:
My Wish: That bicycles become the dominant mode of transportation...



Granted: Shortly thereafter roads are narrowed thereby increasing the amount of property per homeowner leading to violent propertly line disputes among homeowners everywhere...



Wish: Solar power replaces electrical energy as the preferred source of energy.....
quote:
Wish: Solar power replaces electrical energy as the preferred source of energy.....


Granted: However, the coal and oil industry join forces to purchase and shelve all current solar energy technology, and stifle the development of future solar energy research ... turning back the alternate energy cause more than 100 years.

I wish ... The Sunday News Shows would even pretend to address issues [hell, AN issue] of direct importance to the advancement of the Black community.

[Ohhh .... Ohhhh, I'll take it ...

Granted: However, every people person in america decides to spend THAT sunday morning in church.]
quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
I wish ... The Sunday News Shows would even pretend to address issues [hell, AN issue] of direct importance to the advancement of the Black community.
Granted: However, the shows are moderated by Clarence Thomas, Condaleeza Rice, and Larry Elder and nothing gets accomplished due to all the rhetoric and hot air...

My Wish: That people would just accept that Barry Bonds is a great hitter and leave him alone...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:

My Wish: That people would just accept that Barry Bonds is a great hitter and leave him alone...


Granted: They accept he is a great hitter and then leave him and his accomplishments alone ceasing any further recognition...


My wish:


That a four hour work week yielded the same amount of income everyone currently makes...
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:

My wish:


That a four hour work week yielded the same amount of income everyone currently makes...


Granted - but in the current economy, decreasing the amount of labor while maintaining salaries caused runaway inflation which forced millions to lose their jobs!

I wish AA.org was not only self-sufficient financially, but that it could actually blow up to the degree that it could allow me quit my "day job" and focus on the site, writing books, and speaking etc.
quote:
Originally posted by MBM:

Granted - but in the current economy, decreasing the amount of labor while maintaining salaries caused runaway inflation which forced millions to lose their jobs!

I wish AA.org was not only self-sufficient financially, but that it could actually blow up to the degree that it could allow me quit my "day job" and focus on the site, writing books, and speaking etc.



GRANTED: You then have all of this time to become obsessed with the site.. and your presence becomes overbearing and people leave in droves... you turn to writing books and speaking but your addiction to the site has left you with a bad reputation of a "bore" and no one buys your books or listens to you...

Big Grin


MY WISH: I wish that I could go on tour belly dancing with huge crowds of all female (hetero!) audience members....
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
MY WISH: I wish that I could go on tour belly dancing with huge crowds of all female (hetero!) audience members....


Granted: Your 1st audience is mainly members of the United Daughters of the Confederacy... Who then become stalker/groupies and travel to every show on your tour, buying up all available seating so nobody else can ever attend.

MY WISH:Matriarchal communal societies were a worldwide norm.
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:
quote:
Originally posted by Oshun Auset:
MY WISH: Matriarchal communal societies were a worldwide norm.


Granted: Except all the patriarchs, as a show of devotion, become eunuchs and eventually all society ceases to exist...


lol... but not all men are patriarchs or patriarchal... So there would still be plenty of non gender elitist men to reproduce with...

quote:
My wish: That the philosophy of white supremacy comes to an end...


19 I can't think of a negative twist on that one... I'll have to let someone else do it...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:
quote:
Originally posted by Oshun Auset:
MY WISH: Matriarchal communal societies were a worldwide norm.


Granted: Except all the patriarchs, as a show of devotion, become eunuchs and eventually all society ceases to exist...

My wish: That the philosophy of white supremacy comes to an end...


It ends tomorrow at 12Am..to be taken up immediately by Asian supremacy...


Wish:

I could have all of my schooling completed by the end of this year...
quote:
Originally posted by Santana St. Cloud:
My wish: To eat chocolate and pizza and never gain weight!
GRANTED: Except your complexion goes from silky smooth to grotesquely rough... All over!! Your husband leaves you, your family disowns you, you become depressed and a walking bag of bones...

My Wish: To see Erykah Badu & Billie Holliday in concert... together...
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
Wish:

That men would would treat women better...


Granted: But some women would still hate themselves and treat men bad, while even more women would gain "supremist" notions, thus causing men to go on the defensive and resort to "cave men" like actions....AGAIN!

Wish: I wish the general public would be cleaner and more respectful of each other's property.

"WIAW!"
quote:
Wish: I wish that there were 48 hours in a day.


Granted: Causing havoc to the solar system... and planets collide... and as a giant asteroid is about to hit the earth from being thrown off its trajectory by the misalignment of the planets... before everyone dies... they look at you in anger... citing it was all because of yo' "wish"

My Wish: That this white I'm about to wear does not get one stain on it!
quote:

My Wish: That this white I'm about to wear does not get one stain on it!


Granted: But your unsoiled white garments will blind a poor unsuspecting driver who will swerve into a crowded side walk. Many people will die or be injured.

My Wish: That people should have to get a minimal score on an IQ test before being given a driver's licence.
quote:
Originally posted by MBM:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by AudioGuy:
My wish is that gas prices come back down to $1 per gallon.


Granted - but the price drop is a result of the discovery of massive oil fields in Africa which causes an arms race between China and Amerikkkka, as well as the most violent imperialist occupation wars on the planet to be centered on the African continent for the next 200 years. Resulting in genocide, pestilence, and environmental damage like never seen before in all of human history...

My wish: That conscious hip-hop would make a comeback.
quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
My Wish: Black folks wake up one morning to the realization that D whiteman's ice ain't colder.
Granted: Except that morning a "War of the Worlds" style attack on the earth begins...

My Wish: That Microsoft would wake up and realize that they shouldn't make products that are incompatible with each other...
Peace....



quote:
My Wish: That Microsoft would wake up and realize that they shouldn't make products that are incompatible with each other...




Granted. Microsoft execs feel so bad about the problems they have caused that they all decide to close shop and call it quits. No more Microsoft.


My Wish:

I wish Barack Obama would entertain Minister Farrakhan, Osama Bin Laden, and Muammar Qadafi at the whitehouse for a muslim prayer service...On live television.


Whirling Moat
quote:
Originally posted by Whirling Moat:
Peace....



quote:
My Wish: That Microsoft would wake up and realize that they shouldn't make products that are incompatible with each other...




Granted. Microsoft execs feel so bad about the problems they have caused that they all decide to close shop and call it quits. No more Microsoft.


My Wish:

I wish Barack Obama would entertain Minister Farrakhan, Osama Bin Laden, and Muammar Qadafi at the whitehouse for a muslim prayer service...On live television.


Whirling Moat


Granted:

Drawn to watch by President Obama's irresistable charm and cool.. Viewers are treated to an inspirational and cuttingly realistic view of themselves by Minister Farrakhan, are led to greater awareness of the need for unity in Africa after a speech by Qadafi .. and are motivated to do better for themselves, America and global uplift.. just before they're blown to bits by Osama...



My Wish:


I wish AG, Shango67, Frenchy,Ma'am, "one", Solitude, Lynn, Msprettygirl, XXGambitXX and Saracen (He was sooo much nicer than WM) would come back to the board!


Peace....


quote:
I wish AG, Shango67, Frenchy,Ma'am, "one", Solitude, Lynn, Msprettygirl, XXGambitXX and Saracen (He was sooo much nicer than WM) would come back to the board!



Granted However, it is revealed that all of the posters you mentoin are actually one single poster already here...and you find out that they are all actually ...Shulamite



My wish: I wish I would have purchased alot of gold four years ago.



Whirling Moat
quote:
Originally posted by Whirling Moat:
Peace....


quote:
I wish AG, Shango67, Frenchy,Ma'am, "one", Solitude, Lynn, Msprettygirl, XXGambitXX and Saracen (He was sooo much nicer than WM) would come back to the board!



Granted However, it is revealed that all of the posters you mentoin are actually one single poster already here...and you find out that they are all actually ...Shulamite


laugh


quote:

My wish: I wish I would have purchased alot of gold four years ago.



Whirling Moat


Granted: You discover that four years ago the only person from which you are able to purchase gold is Victor Danilchenko

My Wish:

That men would no longer objectify women and would appreciate them for their minds
quote:
My Wish:

That men would no longer objectify women and would appreciate them for their minds


Grant. However, men become so enrupt with the mind of the woman that we come to engage their mind and only their mind. No hugs. No kisses. No touching at all. So the human race dies.

I wish people would awaken to the fact that all philosophical, religious and meta-physical thought boils down to the simply truths of "Live and Let Live" and the Golden Rule.
quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
quote:
My Wish:

That men would no longer objectify women and would appreciate them for their minds


Grant. However, men become so enrupt with the mind of the woman that we come to engage their mind and only their mind. No hugs. No kisses. No touching at all. So the human race dies.


The human race dies because with all that effort to engage their minds ... women completely lose interest in men and turn to lesbianism in droves ...

quote:

I wish people would awaken to the fact that all philosophical, religious and meta-physical thought boils down to the simply truths of "Live and Let Live" and the Golden Rule.


Granted. But then all the drama and human interest would be completely gone from life. The television networks and movie industry would go bankrupt overnight. The military industrial complex would instantly shrivel. Academia would lose any rationale for continuing to exist. The economy would be in a bigger shitter than it already is.


I wish people would just say what they mean and mean what they say.
quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
However, men become so enrupt with the mind of the woman that we come to engage their mind and only their mind. No hugs. No kisses. No touching at all. So the human race dies.


lol

quote:
Originally posted by HonestBrother:
I wish people would just say what they mean and mean what they say.


Granted... but politics, and compromises allowing for effective government, would cease to exist.

I wish that we could all take early afternoons off from work to enjoy our sunny days...
Peace....


quote:
I wish that we could all take early afternoons off from work to enjoy our sunny days...


Granted..In an act of desperation Employers all over the world join to hire an chemical manufacturer who creates a nonhazardous fume which is emitted to block out the sun....


My Wish: I Wish I was the first to create and patent a completely self recharging electric automobile.



Whirling Moat
quote:
Originally posted by Whirling Moat:
Peace....


quote:
I wish that we could all take early afternoons off from work to enjoy our sunny days...


Granted..In an act of desperation Employers all over the world join to hire an chemical manufacturer who creates a nonhazardous fume which is emitted to block out the sun....


My Wish: I Wish I was the first to create and patent a completely self recharging electric automobile.



Whirling Moat


Granted... Hit men from OPEC and the automobile manufacturers retaliate and take you out immediately.

I wish that everyone put communal needs ahead of individual wants.
quote:
Originally posted by Whirling Moat:



I wish University Of Michigan would win the NCAA basketball tournament.



Whirling Moat
Granted: Due to further sanctions from the "Fab 5" era, MU is moved to Division III and wins the championship...

Unfortunately, no one knows...

I wish that some of the conspiracy theories of the bush administration were proven to be true...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:


I wish that some of the conspiracy theories of the bush administration were proven to be true...


Granted: The only conspiracy theories proven true are the one with him having an affair with Condoleeza -I've got credentials-Rice... and The controversy surrounding the bad relationship he's rumored to have with the elder Bush...

and that's it...



My wish: I wish that women would form their own separate and effective economic/social structure which does not interfere with time spent with their own children...
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish: I wish that women would form their own separate and effective economic/social structure which does not interfere with time spent with their own children...
GRANTED: Before Barack leave office he forms a coalition to assist women in their cause and names Khalliqa it's chairwoman...

After Barack leaves office he becomes the pimp and Khalliqa the madame of "The Coretta Scott King Daycare and 'Massage' Center" aka the real "No Child Left Behind" organization...

My Wish: That Microsoft would just make an operating system that works and stick with it!
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish: I wish that women would form their own separate and effective economic/social structure which does not interfere with time spent with their own children...
GRANTED: Before Barack leave office he forms a coalition to assist women in their cause and names Khalliqa it's chairwoman...

After Barack leaves office he becomes the pimp and Khalliqa the madame of "The Coretta Scott King Daycare and 'Massage' Center" aka the real "No Child Left Behind" organization...


stck

quote:

My Wish: That Microsoft would just make an operating system that works and stick with it!


Granted:They make an operating system that works, they stick with it coincidentally at the same time every major customer decides to switch over to Macs...


My wish: That all new houses are built with the local environment in mind... and are no longer set to the European Victorian model as a standard base...
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish: That all new houses are built with the local environment in mind... and are no longer set to the European Victorian model as a standard base...
GRANTED: Except the local environment they pick is a garbage dump...

My Wish: That the majority of musical artists insisted on using real instruments...

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