Peace...

the idea is to make a wish, any wish, and the person replying grants the wish but corrupts the outcome of the wish..After corrupting the wish of the person before you, you place your own wish and on an on...

Example...... " I wish I was wiser"

Respondent: Wish granted, however, with the instant added wisdom comes an instant 30 years of aging.



Okay, I will go first.


I wish I had a billion dollars



Kai
"Old fool! This is my hour. Do you not know Death when you see it? Die now and curse in vain!" And with that he lifted high his sword and flames ran down the blade.
Original Post
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:

I wish I had a billion dollars



Kai


granted...

with the caveat that you earn it by being a drug dealer and must constantly be on the run from rival drug lords, business/government hired mercenaries and really skanky women who want your money Smile


My Wish:

I wish that there was a successful plan for universal health care
Peace....


quote:
My Wish:

I wish that there was a successful plan for universal health care



Granted,

It is decided by world leaders that if we just kill everyone we will not have to worry about how to pay for keeping them alive, and a nuclear holocaust follows...

My wish:

I wish black people would finally give up on integration in America.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:

My wish:

I wish black people would finally give up on integration in America.



Kai


Granted:

Every black person in America simultaneously decides to riot and give up on all societal structures in favor of anarchy...


My wish:

That every black woman in America gets to marry her soul mate.....

Peace....

quote:
My wish:

That every black woman in America gets to marry her soul mate.....




Granted...

They marry their SOULMATE, however they realize that the person who matches them best is another woman.



My wish...

I wish People had the courage to do what they wanted and not bow to silly peer pressure.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
My wish...

I wish People had the courage to do what they wanted and not bow to silly peer pressure.



Kai


Granted:

Except what they want to do is exactly the same thing as their peers...



My Wish:


I wish in place of drive through "fast food" stores there were drive through "fast fruit" stores, where a mother can quickly purchase a small container of chopped Mango or a fresh Apple...
Peace....


quote:
My wish:

People would treat others how they want to be treated



Granted:

Society is changed allowing men to approach attractive women and simply grope them without introduction....


My wish,

I wish America would withdraw her troops from Iraq.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:

My wish,

I wish America would withdraw her troops from Iraq.



Kai


Granted:

America has withdrawn her troops from Iraq only to send them all to the blackest ghettoes and suburbs of America... for target practice before their next mission to Africa..


My wish,

I wish my family wouldn't pressure me so much to conform to participate in their holiday celebrations...
Your wish is granted... you have been banned from all holiday functions with your family; and they will now go overboard with decorations inside and outside of their homes; and for fun they will all dress in costumes to fit the appropriate holiday. The problem with that is you have a cousin that is a stripper that showed up to one of the family functions in his booty out Santa Clause pants, and was banned as well. This decision divided the family in half, everyone started fighting; the cops were called and all went to jail. You were called to post bail Eek... I hope you have a small family.


My wish

I wish that people would stop giving me advice when I didn't ask for it.
Peace.....


quote:
wish that people would stop giving me advice when I didn't ask for it.


Granted...

You are driving with no headlights and everyone sees but no one flashes you to tell you..well you are stopped by the State Troopers and given a hefty ticket..

My wish,

I wish they would finally find the killer of Jon Benet Ramsey
Granted:
They find the killer of Jon Benet Ramsey which leds to a public outcry for the death penalty, but the murderer escapes the death penalty pleading insanity. Riots fill the streets of boulder colorado at the verdict.

My wish:

I wish there was less black on black crime.
quote:
Originally posted by msprettygirl:
My wish:

I wish there was less black on black crime.



Granted:

Whites are peeved at the loss of a scapegoat.... so they begin dressing in black drag and killing as many black folk as they can in hopes of sparking a revival....



My wish:

I wish children would watch t.v. less and read more...
Peace...


quote:
My wish:
That we could wake up to find Hurricane Katrina never happened, it was just a horrible dream.



Granted, people all over the South awaken to find that Katrina was a dream, however they are awakened by the sounds of sirens warning the people of the sudden arrival of the world's first Hurricane at level 8. Three grades above Katrina, and the report goes on to say that the Hurricane is being pushed ashore by a Gigantic Tsunami...This Hurricane/Tsunami combo is called "the eraser".



My Wish,

I wish black men would do the right thing and pay their child support.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:

Granted, people all over the South awaken to find that Katrina was a dream, however they are awakened by the sounds of sirens warning the people of the sudden arrival of the world's first Hurricane at level 8. Three grades above Katrina, and the report goes on to say that the Hurricane is being pushed ashore by a Gigantic Tsunami...This Hurricane/Tsunami combo is called "the eraser".



My Wish,

I wish black men would do the right thing and pay their child support.



Kai


Granted black men in mass gain a collective consciousness, turn towards the women and children in their lives and begin supporting them financially... unfortunately they can only provide $1 a month because their financial stability was rocked to the core when the "eraser" hit...


My wish:

Black women in particular would stop justifying the need to keep toxic people in their lives....
quote:
Black women in particular would stop justifying the need to keep toxic people in their lives....


Granted, because Black women, in particular, reach the point of no longer feeling the need to justify or defend their relationships, toxic or otherwise. Unfortunately, this "new resolve" translates directly to parental/daughter relationships; e.g., daughters stop talking with their fathers about the knucklehead that is wooing her and daughters stop talking to their mothers about that girl that always seems to be interested in the same men as her.

My wish is for the existence of God debate to be finally and irrefutable resolved.
Peace....


quote:
My wish is for the existence of God debate to be finally and irrefutable resolved.


Granted..Out of sheer frustration God appears on Earth, and telepathically inserts the perfect evidence which convinces all humanity of His existence...People say "Oh..Okay great..." and go on living as before.


My wish,

I wish I could return to school and get a Juris Doctorate, a Ph.D in Physics, and a PhD in Archeology.


Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
My wish,

I wish I could return to school and get a Juris Doctorate, a Ph.D in Physics, and a PhD in Archeology.


Kai


Granted... you get all three degrees... upon receiving them.. you realize you already knew everything and just wasted an enormous amount of time and money... and no matter where you go people already know of your genius and upon finding out you now have been bestowed with title.. they say "Oh.. Okay.. great"... and go on living as before...


My wish:

I wish that college were free!
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Khalliqa:

Granted:

Whites are peeved at the loss of a scapegoat.... so they begin dressing in black drag and killing as many black folk as they can in hopes of sparking a revival....


[rotflmao 13

My wish:

I wish that college were free!

College is free for all, except that, everyone decides to go pre-law and law school.


I wish, that Africa finally extricates the bloody and murderous hand of europe from its throat, and thrives beyond our wildest imaginings.
quote:
Originally posted by nayo:


I wish, that Africa finally extricates the bloody and murderous hand of europe from its throat, and thrives beyond our wildest imaginings.


Granted:

But even in its success, it has yet to figure out what to do with white folks so it keeps them around like a ball and chain ever weighing it down until history repeats itself all over again... because they were too afraid to do what should have been done in the first place....

Big Grin


My wish:

I would like to abolish all book stores and turn all libraries into coffeehouses with the additional service option of purchasing copies of the books they loan...
Wish granted. The coffee house serves the finest coffee, has the most elegant and comfortable lounge chairs, and interesting and erudite clientele and staff. Khalliqa Coffee Houses mushroom across the planet. Wink

However, most of the authors die of hunger and poverty due to the paltry royalties and lack of revenue coming in via the coffee house/libary - as clients start to resent paying full price for books and will only pay for photcopies of small sections of the books, also the books become damaged and unsightly due to increase handling on shelves, coffee rings and sticky fingers.

~ ~ ~

My wish is that all software upgrades are bugless and free, and the computers they run on weight 50g, are pocket-size, wireless, have a built in phone, and a built-in 100Megapixel digital camera. This device also has a multi-language translator, a database of the best cafes and jazz clubs, and retails for $US5 and, is tax deductable.
quote:
Originally posted by FireFly:
Wish granted. The coffee house serves the finest coffee, has the most elegant and comfortable lounge chairs, and interesting and erudite clientele and staff. Khalliqa Coffee Houses mushroom across the planet. Wink

However, most of the authors die of hunger and poverty due to the paltry royalties and lack of revenue coming in via the coffee house/libary - as clients start to resent paying full price for books and will only pay for photcopies of small sections of the books, also the books become damaged and unsightly due to increase handling on shelves, coffee rings and sticky fingers.

~ ~ ~

My wish is that all software upgrades are bugless and free, and the computers they run on weight 50g, are pocket-size, wireless, have a built in phone, and a built-in 100Megapixel digital camera. This device also has a multi-language translator, a database of the best cafes and jazz clubs, and retails for $US5 and, is tax deductable.


Granted...

These new superlightweight bugless, tax deductible voice/camera/phone pocket sized, multilanguage inexpensive computers and software are marketed heavily throughout Khalliqa's Coffeehouses thus boosting traffic and sales.. increasing her bottom line.. she reinvests the money makes a killing on the market and takes the extra to buy up real estate and charitably give back to every black person the 40 acres they deserve.. this pisses off white folk who start a race war.... but Khalliqa has taken a note from Nzingha... she feigns absence while gathering troops.... returns.. aligns all black people to position themselves at appointed stations throughout Europe, America and Australia and they successfully take over all of the Western world... through a plan that she executes via communication through the new super computer...


smile...


My wish:


That silk-cotton blend fabric was made more readily available..
Peace...


quote:
My wish:


That silk-cotton blend fabric was made more readily available..



Granted, department stores are completely stocked with beautiful cotton silk blend fabrics, however, due to the increased demand, farm owners are forced to reinstitute archaic forms of cotton processing...they return to manual cotton picking, and the prison industry supplies captive black workers to pick cotton in the fields...Also the silk demand creates a need for more silk worms and the need inporting of silk worms creates a pandemic of worms in the inner city..


My wish,

Women stop taking secrets to the grave.



Kai
quote:
My wish,

Women stop taking secrets to the grave.


Wish granted, All women stop taking secrets to the grave; however, they begin to speak any and every thing that comes to their mind, no matter how hurtful.

My wish is that all amnkind would begin treating every person they come into contact with in the manner that they wish to be treated.
quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
My wish is that all amnkind would begin treating every person they come into contact with in the manner that they wish to be treated.


Granted...

20% of the population is immediately killed off by those who are suicidal....


My wish:


The entire world ceases to accept pork as edible....
quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:

My wish is that all amnkind would begin treating every person they come into contact with in the manner that they wish to be treated.


great minds think alike ey i said that too Smile

back to the game...Khalliqa GRANTED: the entire world ceases to accept pork as edible. Pig farmers across the country burdened with debt from having pig farms in a market where there's no demand for their product go bankrupt, are forced to supplement their income with welfare and other governmental benefits which you in turn have to pay into whereas the rest is taken from the existing pot of monies allocated for education in this country.

My wish: To wake up everyday happy to go to work.
Peace....


quote:
My wish: To wake up everyday happy to go to work.





Granted, you wake, roll out of bed ecstatic, you don't even bother to shower, or brush your teeth...You throw on yesterday's clothes and jog to the corner house with all the thugs out front, walk in, get your morning fix, and get to work..You work in a Meth lab, and you get all of your methamphetamine for free...Oh happy day.



Kai
Peace....

Granted Kai posts wish realizes that it was way too intimate, and way too personal, luckily no ones sees it..



My wish,

I wish all child predators would glow with a special yellow color thereby warning every potential victim of their true nature.



Kai
quote:
I wish all child predators would glow with a special yellow color thereby warning every potential victim of their true nature.


Granted, however, you awake and discover that YOU glow a special color of yellow.

I wish the Black "posers" on this board would be revealed for the white females that they are.
quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:

I wish the Black "posers" on this board would be revealed for the white females that they are.


Granted

But by doing so it is revealed that MBM is one of the white women. The finding so shocks the AA.org community that it self-destructs - never to be seen or heard from again.

I wish that all hunger and starvation would be completely eradicated from the face of the Earth.
quote:
I wish that all hunger and starvation would be completely eradicated from the face of the Earth.


Granted. However, now the hunger and death suffered by the starving is replaced by the pain and death related to obesity.

quote:
I wish that Black people were more supportive to each other.


Granted. However, while progressive Black people had true and accepted the supportiveness, the Kumbya fest resulted in a lack of analysis and challenging of Black neo-con strategies for the uplifting of the Black community resulting in the widespread, but obvoiusly false, belief that race is no longer and has never been a consideration when judging individual successes or failures.

I wish that women would listen to and act based on what men actually said; rather than, what women feel that men really meant to say.
quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
I wish that women would listen to and act based on what men actually said; rather than, what women feel that men really meant to say.


Granted...

Families are plunged into poverty as wives around the world believe their men when, as they walk out for a night out with the guys, say they don't have enough money for basic necessities..... and earth becomes overpopulated within a year as women around the world believe their men when they promise to withdraw....



My wish:

There was a transportation system that did not cause any damage to environmental or human health...
Peace....

quote:
My wish:

There was a transportation system that did not cause any damage to environmental or human health...




Granted, people all around the world agree to use only this environmentally safe system of transportation..the world is elated...and from now on people just walk...


My wish,

I wish General Mills would make a commercial where the Trix rabbit Jack's the cereal with a gun...And says "Now you little bastards will regret being so stingy"..



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
My wish,

I wish General Mills would make a commercial where the Trix rabbit Jack's the cereal with a gun...And says "Now you little bastards will regret being so stingy"..



Kai


Granted except he fails to see that the children he is baiting have black pupils and are those featured in "Children of the Damned" and "Children of the Corn" and instead of the cereal they dine on rabbit sandwiches....



My wish:

I wish children would never get sick

granted:

children never get sick, but consequently adults around the world become stricken with all of the common illnesses associated with children. The job market for pediatricians falls leading to a mass suicide of doctors with huge student loan bills to pay with no hope for a job EVER.

My wish:

The weather could stay at 80 degrees year round no matter the season!
quote:
My wish:

The weather could stay at 80 degrees year round no matter the season!


Granted; however, the world is stricken by a world-wide drought since the water-table is no longer recharged by the snow run-offs in the spring.

I wish I could be more of a positive influence on those that I see hurting themselves through their own actions.
quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
I wish I could be more of a positive influence on those that I see hurting themselves through their own actions.

Oxymoron ~ you already are... but to make it official, wish granted.

The downside is that everywhere you help would start to look like you as well, and you become surrounded (Twilight Zone-style) by millions of replicas of yourself - even women and children will look like you - so noone would know which was the real you. Eek Big Grin Eventually - in your honour - the planet Earth would be named Planet Kweli4Real and being shocked and embarrassed by this you become a recluse.


Smile I wish everyone would smile more often.
quote:
Originally posted by FireFly:
Smile I wish everyone would smile more often.


Granted:

And the effects of the hardships of expensive dental costs begans to take their toll on all relationships...



My wish:

Every unemployed black man learns the secrets of successful entrepreneurship and thereafter maintains a thriving business...
Peace....


quote:
My wish:

Every unemployed black man learns the secrets of successful entrepreneurship and thereafter maintains a thriving business...



Granted, black men all over the world maintain these thriving businesses however black women fail to keep up leaving an income disparity which creates a social upheaval...Women are convinced to return to the home, wear skirts and aprons and bake pies during the day...Children have a mother at home, and husbands have wives to reutn to sometimes in the middle of the day (smile)...


My wish,

I wish the Government of America would tell the truth relating to 9/11.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
My wish,

I wish the Government of America would tell the truth relating to 9/11.



Kai


Granted:

The government tells the truth and..th.


* This post has been interrupted with an announcement from The Government:

Anyone who discusses telling the truth about 911 will be executed on the spot..*


You may now return to your game..

if you dare..

bwahahahahahahahahaha! laugh


My wish:

That I could have what I've longed for my whole life, right now....

quote:
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
My wish,

I wish the Government of America would tell the truth relating to 9/11.



Kai


Granted:

The government tells the truth and..th.


* This post has been interrupted with an announcement from The Government:

Anyone who discusses telling the truth about 911 will be executed on the spot..*

You may now return to your game..

if you dare..

bwahahahahahahahahaha!




lol bow lol

quote:
My wish:

That I could have what I've longed for my whole life, right now....


Granted, however you are become overcome with "What Now" sentiment and don't leave your house/apartment for the reminder of your life ... "What would be the use?"

I wish every child could be spared the pain of finding out his/her parent is dying. {Cheer me up, so that I can help my wife deal.}
Peace....


quote:
wish people wouldn't smoke while dancing at concerts.


Granted, however, the abstinence of smoking is compensated for by a mind bobbling spike in the abuse of drug cocktails and liqour during concerts..Medical teams are required for each show, thus raising the already ridiculous ticket prices.


My wish..I wish Iown a fully functioning teleportation device which allowed me to travel any where on Earth instantly.



Kai
[guess I should clarify: I wish people wouldn't smoke CIGARETTES Razz at concerts. That green stuff is ok]

quote:
My wish..I wish I own a fully functioning teleportation device which allowed me to travel any where on Earth instantly.


Your wish is granted. However... the gear stick gets stuck on your way to Kemet, and you land instead on the most remote of the Galapagos Islands. After an environmental Green Ban, noone visits there so you are stuck on the island for several years. To stop yourself going mad with boredom, and to pass the time, your convert the island's population of sea lions and giant lizards to the NOI, by inventing a brand new animal/human langua franc. You are eventually rescued by a Japanese whaling ship.


I wish people would stop giving Pork such a hard time.
quote:
Originally posted by FireFly:

I wish people would stop giving Pork such a hard time.


Granted:

Ironically you say this to a group of highly venerated nutritionists at a dinner party who are attentive and nodding positively to your every word, just as you finish a medium cooked piece of pork with live trichinae in .... you die a horrible death.... and become a poster child almost to the point of superstitiously never mentioning your name of whose advice NOT to follow...


My wish:

I wish that loose clothing was the norm for women thereby eliminating the need for specific types of undergarments...
Peace....



quote:
I wish that loose clothing was the norm for women thereby eliminating the need for specific types of undergarments...


Granted, women begn to reject tight fitting clothing, and join onto the sagging pants and Basketball Jersey craze. Women begin to compete for whose pants can sag the lowest, thus revealing all undergarments, or the lack there of..men take this sagging to be an invitation and Mayhem follows.


My Wish:

I wish there was a bioological mechanism which forced women to be silent when they were ordered by their man.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
My Wish:

I wish there was a bioological mechanism which forced women to be silent when they were ordered by their man.



Kai




Granted:

Women all around the world also remain silent when their men ask them things like where they have been for the past six hours...


My wish:


That Black men take over every country they inhabit and rule successfully bringing forth peace...
Peace....


quote:
That Black men take over every country they inhabit and rule successfully bringing forth peace...



Granted, however, this peace bores the hell out of everyone, and so people request the return of the former rulers for a little excitement.

My Wish:

I wish I had an excellent personal Chef


Kai
quote:
My Wish:

I wish I had an excellent personal Chef


Granted, however, your wife/Significant Other notices the inordinate amount of attention that the chef pays towards you and fires him while you are at work.

I wish BET and TV One would really be a Black TV network.
Peace.....

Oh..alright Kweli, a male personal Chef that pays me too much attention...

En Guard!!



quote:
I wish BET and TV One would really be a Black TV network


Granted, black networks, however, thanks to this both networks lose huge portions of their audience share because people get tired of looking at this all day




A solid black Network...



My Wish,

I wish we could see an immediate return of the Clinton economy.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
My Wish,

I wish we could see an immediate return of the Clinton economy.



Kai



Granted:

And with it a return of the S&L scandals...


My wish:

Included in the design of houses is a vented but finely screened room perfectly positioned for clothes drying, so that one does not have to air their laundry in the public.....
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:

My wish:
Included in the design of houses is a vented but finely screened room perfectly positioned for clothes drying, so that one does not have to air their laundry in the public.....


Granted, immediately all homes are equipped with an air drying room, but americans begin to suffer extroardinary cases of asthma and upper respiratory concerns because of the mold in every home that is cause by the distribution of moisture throughout the home from the air drying rooms.


I wish that every african-american child had a loving family and never had to be placed into foster care.
Peace....


quote:
I wish that every african-american child had a loving family and never had to be placed into foster care.


Granted, the foster homes are emptied, however, the black children are delivered to their loving families in Latvia, and Romania, and while the families love their newly adpopted african American children, things get a little testy when the latvian parents refuse to allow rap music and seek to introduce young black teens to Native latvian folk music.


My Wish,

I wish that we lived in the Age of space travel for the average citizen.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
My Wish,

I wish that we lived in the Age of space travel for the average citizen.



Kai


Granted:

Since the average citizen is impatient... everyone leaves the earth immediately and it becomes a barren wasteland...


My wish:

That I could go to sleep at exactly the time I say I need to... instead of finding more stuff to do that keeps me awake...
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:

That I could go to sleep at exactly the time I say I need to... instead of finding more stuff to do that keeps me awake...
Granted... but you develop a severe case of narcolepsy...

My wish:

That Microsoft would develop a operating system that did not... *crash*
granted: microsoft develops a system that does not crash, but the systems somehow develop a mind of their own. With a mind of their own the systems literally have us in the palm of their "hands" and gain control of every aspect of our lives from our financial assets down to our local grocery stores-they purposely cause the economy to crash to a hault.

My wish:for people to see how good my intentions are even when things don't turn out that positive.
quote:
Originally posted by msprettygirl:
My wish:for people to see how good my intentions are even when things don't turn out that positive.


Granted: After commiting a murder everyone, especially the Judge, could see that you didn't mean it...

because you're crazy

and with compassion you are sent to the looney bin....


quote:
Originally posted by MissTical:

I wish that pesticides and other chemicals weren't used on fruit and vegetables.


Granted: The industry, headed by white men, realizes they are endangering their health by utilizing dangerous chemicals to protect crops from bugs and not having much fun on the job... so they reinstitute slavery and "hire" blacks for .10 an hour to stand in fruit/vegetable fields manually removing bugs ...


My wish:


That there is a significant and positive rise of lasting and successful black marriages in our communities..



* by the way j/k with you msprettygirl Wink
Peace....


quote:
My wish:


That there is a significant and positive rise of lasting and successful black marriages in our communities..



Granted, there is a rise, an exponential rise, of black Gay marraiges...


My Wish,

I wish I could find the time for a three month vacation.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
Peace....


My Wish,

I wish I could find the time for a three month vacation.



Kai


Granted: Your business folds... now you have the time..


My wish:

That every Black person had the financial resources to make a pilgrimage to "The Door of No Return"... in Senegal...

Peace....


quote:
Granted: Your business folds... now you have the time..


ROTFLYSATOYP



quote:
My wish:

That every Black person had the financial resources to make a pilgrimage to "The Door of No Return"... in Senegal...


Granted, the trip is free for all black people, we even get to go through the same process, we even get to sit in the dungeons, and then we realize that we have been tricked again...back to the plantations....



My Wish,

I wish that I could visit other planets.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
Peace....


ROTFLYSATOYP


done...



quote:
quote:
My wish:

That every Black person had the financial resources to make a pilgrimage to "The Door of No Return"... in Senegal...


Granted, the trip is free for all black people, we even get to go through the same process, we even get to sit in the dungeons, and then we realize that we have been tricked again...back to the plantations....


ROTFSLSPANBWLMHOYPMSS



quote:
My Wish,

I wish that I could visit other planets.



Kai



Granted:

You visit.... are accepted because you favor the indigenous inhabitants... are praised as the God they've been waiting for.... but find that their protocol won't allow God to go back to where he came from... you're stuck on a planet where you can't breathe and must wear a helmet with air tank at all times but if you remove it the civilians will think you tricked them... so all you can do is stay in fear of being caught, dying.... and revelation of sadness cuz you lonely.... then you realize you should've stayed yo' black behind on earth...

My wish:

That there was a device that could reveal the truth in detail whenever I decided I wanted to know
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:

That there was a device that could reveal the truth in detail whenever I decided I wanted to know
Granted:

Only you realize that the man of your dreams really wishes that he could star in his own, real-life version of "Brokeback Mountain"...

My wish:

I wish that all African peoples would unite...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:

That there was a device that could reveal the truth in detail whenever I decided I wanted to know
Granted:

Only you realize that the man of your dreams really wishes that he could star in his own, real-life version of "Brokeback Mountain"...


grrrrrr..........

quote:
My wish:

I wish that all African peoples would unite...


Granted: All African peoples unite.... with everyone but other African people....


My wish:

The weather would get no lower than 65 degrees and no higher than 80 degrees everywhere on the planet...



quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:

The weather would get no lower than 65 degrees and no higher than 80 degrees everywhere on the planet...



Granted: All rivers, streams and oceans dry up... all vegetation dies and you are forced to start eating meat again... until that runs out too...

My wish: That Black on Black crime would cease to exist...
Peace.....


quote:
My wish: That Black on Black crime would cease to exist...



Granted, after one last violent gun battle, a black brother emerges from a behind a gun riddled door, cigarette in hand, he realizes that he has won...And then he realizes that besides himself, he has just killed the last black person on Earth ....In a rage of self pity he rushes over to "friend" sheds a tower of tears, and turns the gun upon himself.."POW!!!"..and it is over..No more black people..No more black on black crime...


My wish,

I wish the Detroit Lions would win the SuperBowl in 2008.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
My wish,

I wish the Detroit Lions would win the SuperBowl in 2008.



Kai
Granted: As a joke during the game the guy who controls the u.s. nuclear launch codes, who happens to be from the opposing team's city, enters one and aims a missle at Detroit and jokes "... and if they win, I will blow the whole state off the map ha-ha..." Detroit wins... While attempting to disarm te missle one of his co-workers bumps him and he presses the "launch" button by mistake... In the midst of a city wide celebration, Saracen looks to the sky and says oh sh... *boom*

My Wish: That Vanilla Ice would have been exposed as a fraud much earlier in his career...
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Originally posted by AudioGuy:

My Wish: That Vanilla Ice would have been exposed as a fraud much earlier in his career...


Granted: Then the world would never have accepted Eminem... and then that would have spelled the end of Death Row records and then promotion of the stripper would have taken a nose dive....and then...

wait..

this was supposed to be "corrupted" right?

sorry... can't see nuthin but good coming out of that...


My wish:

That men could sincerely view life through the prism of their woman sometimes....
Peace....


quote:
That men could sincerely view life through the prism of their woman sometimes....






Granted, in order to acheive this world view which goes through women men begin to carve large holes through women. The hole is created large enough for a man to see right through her to the other side...The women die of course, and the men realize that the view doesn't change much...


My Wish,

I wish physically aging stopped at 19...


Kai
Granted: People wouldn't die any longer due to age, this will lead to a total overpopulation of earth. Water runs out and food and space to live on, leading to a worldwide war, which exterminates the entire human race

My wish
I would wish that love alone could safe a life so that a beloved one would never die
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Originally posted by listener:

I would wish that love alone could safe a life so that a beloved one would never die


quote:
Originally posted by listener:
Granted: People wouldn't die any longer . . ., this will lead to a total overpopulation of earth. Water runs out and food and space to live on, leading to a worldwide war, which exterminates the entire human race


I wish that I could experience the 72 virgins that greet Islamic terrorists upon their death without having to either die or harm others. 4
Peace...


quote:
I wish that I could experience the 72 virgins that greet Islamic terrorists upon their death without having to either die or harm others.


Granted, however what you experience is not what the matyrs experience, instead you are confronted with 72 virgin suicide bombers who are eager to take you with them into paradise...Somehow Islamic clerics determine that this special method of martydom will be rewarded by making the man become the special 73rd virgin in line waiting for Saddam Hussein after his execution...

My Wish,

I wish that Souhern rap music would finally play out, and the world sees the reutrn of conscious hip hop.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
Peace...


quote:
I wish that I could experience the 72 virgins that greet Islamic terrorists upon their death without having to either die or harm others.


Granted, however what you experience is not what the matyrs experience, instead you are confronted with 72 virgin suicide bombers who are eager to take you with them into paradise...Somehow Islamic clerics determine that this special method of martydom will be rewarded by making the man become the special 73rd virgin in line waiting for Saddam Hussein after his execution...


rofl...

quote:
My Wish,

I wish that Souhern rap music would finally play out, and the world sees the reutrn of conscious hip hop.



Kai


Granted: Southern rap music is dead... and we return to conscious hip hop... now brothers talk about "conscious" thangs... like f da police... and "fear of a black planet" ... and "the red the black the green" and "don't push me cuz I'm close to da edge".... and white folx get scurred and riots happen... and protests.... and then west coast rappers get play... then Southerners .....

ya feel me?


My wish:


That Lasik eye surgery was confirmed as a safe procedure and became an inexpensive procedure available to all who deem it necessary
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:


That Lasik eye surgery was confirmed as a safe procedure and became an inexpensive procedure available to all who deem it necessary
Granted: Lasik becomes cheap and many find it very necessary... Eye doctors jump "into the game" at an alarming rate... Soon Lasik becomes like crack and eye docs start doing drive-byes in order to get more "turf"... Many lives are lost in the "Lasik Eye Surgery Epidemic"...

My Wish: That public school education would rise the standard that private school has...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:


That Lasik eye surgery was confirmed as a safe procedure and became an inexpensive procedure available to all who deem it necessary
Granted: Lasik becomes cheap and many find it very necessary... Eye doctors jump "into the game" at an alarming rate... Soon Lasik becomes like crack and eye docs start doing drive-byes in order to get more "turf"... Many lives are lost in the "Lasik Eye Surgery Epidemic"...


okay... that was a good one... didn't see that coming!

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My Wish: That public school education would rise the standard that private school has...



Granted: Now all parents are required to pay for public school so that all children will come out knowing the difference between the words "rise" and "raise" Big Grin



My wish:

That Obama and Powell are really double agents for the black liberation separatist movement.... and in a few years the rest of the world will be let in on the secret coup planned by these masters of deception and strategic planning
quote:
My wish:

That Obama and Powell are really double agents for the black liberation separatist movement.... and in a few years the rest of the world will be let in on the secret coup planned by these masters of deception and strategic planning


Granted: however, when the plan is implemented, it is revealed that your Black heroes that you patterned your personal values and life philosophies were all active agents for the integrationalist movement.

My Wish:

To always be able to find a parking space at the mall, nearest to whatever store I need to go to. [And, don't make me become suddenly handicapped].
quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
My Wish:

To always be able to find a parking space at the mall, nearest to whatever store I need to go to. [And, don't make me become suddenly handicapped].


Granted: You're homeless... with a parking spot for your cart right near whatever store you're looking to enter! Big Grin hug



My wish:

That food could be dispersed to all who were truly in need of it....
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That food could be dispersed to all who were truly in need of it....


Granted: All people on earth get enough food. Nobody will die of starvation and malnutrition. This will lead to overpopulation. No, not to extermination of the entire human race this time;-) People start exploring the universe and settle down on Mars. There they will find Outlander living. And history repeats.

My wish: That there is no Xmas next week
quote:
Originally posted by listener:

My wish: That there is no Xmas next week
Granted: The president, the Veep and all the leaders in succession the throne are eliminated after a state dinner where spinach and green onions where served... Due to the fact that he missed the dinner, the only member of congress with enough seniority left is Joe Lieberman... he then becomes the president and his first executive order: Cancel xmas!!

My Wish: That dodgeball be reintegrated back into the schools...
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Originally posted by MissTical:
My wish

I wish that all marriages were happy, pure bliss till death. girl


Granted: With the caveat that the kiss given upon stating their vows is one laced with poison...

sck


My wish:

That court proceedings would go swiftly, easy and with justice served
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:

That court proceedings would go swiftly, easy and with justice served
Granted: The Diebold company (same company that makes electronic voting machines) comes up with an "electronic judge & jury"... you submit your case and in a flash it is decided - no questons asked... and then the sentence is carried out immediately, on the spot, with no appeal - including death penalty cases...

My Wish: That music became music again - with real musicians playing...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:
My Wish: That music became music again - with real musicians playing...


Granted: Every time you turn on your stereo your car is flooded with band members....

My wish:

That all envelopes were manufactured as premoistened...
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:

That all envelopes were manufactured as premoistened...
Granted: Child labor laws are rescinded... Children are then pressed in to service as envelope pre moisteners... each child must work a 12 hour shift, 6 days a week... licking envelopes...

My Wish: That Gangsta Rap never made it off the west coast...
Peace....

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My Wish: That Gangsta Rap never made it off the west coast...



Granted, however, instead of Gansta rap spreading across the country, a new bizarro form of Techno Gangster Folk music takes hold......


My wish,

I could read and retain the information of entire text books in 30 seconds.



Kai
quote:
My wish,

I could read and retain the information of entire text books in 30 seconds.


Granted: however, the physiological changes to your brain that allows for your new ability is accompanied by a swelling of your brain and the surrounding cranium, causing you to develop a freakish huge head - large to the point where you cannot leave your home without being met with scares from adults and screams of fear from little children.

I wish for peace on Earth and goodwill to all mankind.
quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
quote:
My wish,

I could read and retain the information of entire text books in 30 seconds.


Granted: however, the physiological changes to your brain that allows for your new ability is accompanied by a swelling of your brain and the surrounding cranium, causing you to develop a freakish huge head - large to the point where you cannot leave your home without being met with scares from adults and screams of fear from little children.


I'm soooooo sorry Kai.. but... bwahahahahaha! laugh

Kweli, that was a good one! rofl....

quote:
I wish for peace on Earth and goodwill to all mankind.



Granted: You wake up to find a huge billboard with the word "PEACE" has fallen from a low flying cesna during a commerce transport and embedded itself deep into the earth in your backyard.... just as you view the tele to find out that the nefarious new drug euphemistically and ironically referred to as "goodwill" is plaguing all of mankind....

My wish:

Condoleeza Rice finds a righteous, conscious black man to marry who affects her so much she quits her job and becomes a stay at home homeschooling mother pledging to raise the next Malcolm X
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:

Condoleeza Rice finds a righteous, conscious black man to marry who affects her so much she quits her job and becomes a stay at home homeschooling mother pledging to raise the next Malcolm X


Granted, but George takes it personally and declares war on all black peoples - bloodshed runs through the streets and Condoleeza is never heard from again from the guilt and shame of her actions.

Wish: I wish I found a bottle with a genie in it to answer my every wish. 16
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Originally posted by MBM:
Wish: I wish I found a bottle with a genie in it to answer my every wish. 16
Granted: Except the "bottle" has alcohol in it too... You take a swig, and become intoxicated... Now everytime you make a wish, you instantly become drunk...

My Wish: That the NFL had a Black owner...
Peace....

quote:
My Wish: That the NFL had a Black owner...



Granted, Don King, 50 cents, lil Wayne, and Jim Jones collaborate on the creation of a New NFL franchise in Neptune, New Jersy, called the "Neptune Niggas".

Their helmets display a picture of the Cannibas plant, with the Words "BALLIN!!!" across the side...

The black community is so embarassed that we demand that the only black ownership in the NFL be rescinded...

My wish,

I wish the building plans and engineering equipment used to build the pyramids was revealed to the public.



Moat
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
My wish,

I wish the building plans and engineering equipment used to build the pyramids was revealed to the public.



Moat


Granted:

Because they are interlaced with four dimensional spiritual knowledge and understanding... still no one can figure it out.... and you hear a collective arrrrggggggghhhhh come out of every engineering lab on the planet...

Smile


My wish:

The government would give enough aid to single mothers to allow them to stay at home with their babies until they are 6 years of age and continue to give support if the mother decides to homeschool... holding the mother accountable for the child's reasonable progress... and the men in their lives become shamed and turn a new leaf, owning their own successful businesses, dropping any destructive habits and offering marriage to the women who are successfully raising their children...
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:

The government would give enough aid to single mothers to allow them to stay at home with their babies until they are 6 years of age and continue to give support if the mother decides to homeschool... holding the mother accountable for the child's reasonable progress... and the men in their lives become shamed and turn a new leaf, owning their own successful businesses, dropping any destructive habits and offering marriage to the women who are successfully raising their children...
Granted:

After years of irresponsibilty, men are turning over new leaves... They start businesses that are very successful, drop the destructive habits, and offer marriage... to all their babies mama's...

My Wish: That all corrupt police officers, past and present, are brought to justice...
granted AG: all corrupt police officers past and present are brought to justice, but after this is done mass chaos ensues as there are no policing agents left to "serve and protect" citizens.

My wish: That cigarettes would ceize to exist, companies would simply stop producing them.
quote:
My wish: That cigarettes would ceize to exist, companies would simply stop producing them.


Granted: But who would'a guessed the matchbook and desposable lighter industry employed so many people?

I wish I would wake up to find that the last few months was just a awful, awful dream.

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