CORRUPTED WISH GAME

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Originally posted by Whirling Moat:
Peace....



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My Wish: That Microsoft would wake up and realize that they shouldn't make products that are incompatible with each other...




Granted. Microsoft execs feel so bad about the problems they have caused that they all decide to close shop and call it quits. No more Microsoft.


My Wish:

I wish Barack Obama would entertain Minister Farrakhan, Osama Bin Laden, and Muammar Qadafi at the whitehouse for a muslim prayer service...On live television.


Whirling Moat


Granted:

Drawn to watch by President Obama's irresistable charm and cool.. Viewers are treated to an inspirational and cuttingly realistic view of themselves by Minister Farrakhan, are led to greater awareness of the need for unity in Africa after a speech by Qadafi .. and are motivated to do better for themselves, America and global uplift.. just before they're blown to bits by Osama...



My Wish:


I wish AG, Shango67, Frenchy,Ma'am, "one", Solitude, Lynn, Msprettygirl, XXGambitXX and Saracen (He was sooo much nicer than WM) would come back to the board!


Peace....


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I wish AG, Shango67, Frenchy,Ma'am, "one", Solitude, Lynn, Msprettygirl, XXGambitXX and Saracen (He was sooo much nicer than WM) would come back to the board!



Granted However, it is revealed that all of the posters you mentoin are actually one single poster already here...and you find out that they are all actually ...Shulamite



My wish: I wish I would have purchased alot of gold four years ago.



Whirling Moat
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Originally posted by Whirling Moat:
Peace....


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I wish AG, Shango67, Frenchy,Ma'am, "one", Solitude, Lynn, Msprettygirl, XXGambitXX and Saracen (He was sooo much nicer than WM) would come back to the board!



Granted However, it is revealed that all of the posters you mentoin are actually one single poster already here...and you find out that they are all actually ...Shulamite


laugh


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My wish: I wish I would have purchased alot of gold four years ago.



Whirling Moat


Granted: You discover that four years ago the only person from which you are able to purchase gold is Victor Danilchenko

My Wish:

That men would no longer objectify women and would appreciate them for their minds
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My Wish:

That men would no longer objectify women and would appreciate them for their minds


Grant. However, men become so enrupt with the mind of the woman that we come to engage their mind and only their mind. No hugs. No kisses. No touching at all. So the human race dies.

I wish people would awaken to the fact that all philosophical, religious and meta-physical thought boils down to the simply truths of "Live and Let Live" and the Golden Rule.
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Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
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My Wish:

That men would no longer objectify women and would appreciate them for their minds


Grant. However, men become so enrupt with the mind of the woman that we come to engage their mind and only their mind. No hugs. No kisses. No touching at all. So the human race dies.


The human race dies because with all that effort to engage their minds ... women completely lose interest in men and turn to lesbianism in droves ...

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I wish people would awaken to the fact that all philosophical, religious and meta-physical thought boils down to the simply truths of "Live and Let Live" and the Golden Rule.


Granted. But then all the drama and human interest would be completely gone from life. The television networks and movie industry would go bankrupt overnight. The military industrial complex would instantly shrivel. Academia would lose any rationale for continuing to exist. The economy would be in a bigger shitter than it already is.


I wish people would just say what they mean and mean what they say.
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Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
However, men become so enrupt with the mind of the woman that we come to engage their mind and only their mind. No hugs. No kisses. No touching at all. So the human race dies.


lol

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Originally posted by HonestBrother:
I wish people would just say what they mean and mean what they say.


Granted... but politics, and compromises allowing for effective government, would cease to exist.

I wish that we could all take early afternoons off from work to enjoy our sunny days...
Peace....


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I wish that we could all take early afternoons off from work to enjoy our sunny days...


Granted..In an act of desperation Employers all over the world join to hire an chemical manufacturer who creates a nonhazardous fume which is emitted to block out the sun....


My Wish: I Wish I was the first to create and patent a completely self recharging electric automobile.



Whirling Moat
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Originally posted by Whirling Moat:
Peace....


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I wish that we could all take early afternoons off from work to enjoy our sunny days...


Granted..In an act of desperation Employers all over the world join to hire an chemical manufacturer who creates a nonhazardous fume which is emitted to block out the sun....


My Wish: I Wish I was the first to create and patent a completely self recharging electric automobile.



Whirling Moat


Granted... Hit men from OPEC and the automobile manufacturers retaliate and take you out immediately.

I wish that everyone put communal needs ahead of individual wants.
Peace...


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I wish I had the answer to the question "Why?"



Granted


The sky rolls, and the clouds part..A beam of light descends and there appears a man on a cloud.... It is The Lord our God, and in a Mighty voice, He says...


"Because I said so..."



I wish University Of Michigan would win the NCAA basketball tournament.



Whirling Moat
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Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
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Granted


The sky rolls, and the clouds part..A beam of light descends and there appears a man on a cloud.... It is The Lord our God, and in a Mighty voice, He says...


"Because I said so..."


laugh Now that made me laugh out loud. appl


Me, too!

LOL....

"WIAW!"
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Originally posted by Whirling Moat:



I wish University Of Michigan would win the NCAA basketball tournament.



Whirling Moat
Granted: Due to further sanctions from the "Fab 5" era, MU is moved to Division III and wins the championship...

Unfortunately, no one knows...

I wish that some of the conspiracy theories of the bush administration were proven to be true...
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Originally posted by AudioGuy:


I wish that some of the conspiracy theories of the bush administration were proven to be true...


Granted: The only conspiracy theories proven true are the one with him having an affair with Condoleeza -I've got credentials-Rice... and The controversy surrounding the bad relationship he's rumored to have with the elder Bush...

and that's it...



My wish: I wish that women would form their own separate and effective economic/social structure which does not interfere with time spent with their own children...
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Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish: I wish that women would form their own separate and effective economic/social structure which does not interfere with time spent with their own children...
GRANTED: Before Barack leave office he forms a coalition to assist women in their cause and names Khalliqa it's chairwoman...

After Barack leaves office he becomes the pimp and Khalliqa the madame of "The Coretta Scott King Daycare and 'Massage' Center" aka the real "No Child Left Behind" organization...

My Wish: That Microsoft would just make an operating system that works and stick with it!
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Originally posted by AudioGuy:
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Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish: I wish that women would form their own separate and effective economic/social structure which does not interfere with time spent with their own children...
GRANTED: Before Barack leave office he forms a coalition to assist women in their cause and names Khalliqa it's chairwoman...

After Barack leaves office he becomes the pimp and Khalliqa the madame of "The Coretta Scott King Daycare and 'Massage' Center" aka the real "No Child Left Behind" organization...


stck

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My Wish: That Microsoft would just make an operating system that works and stick with it!


Granted:They make an operating system that works, they stick with it coincidentally at the same time every major customer decides to switch over to Macs...


My wish: That all new houses are built with the local environment in mind... and are no longer set to the European Victorian model as a standard base...
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Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish: That all new houses are built with the local environment in mind... and are no longer set to the European Victorian model as a standard base...
GRANTED: Except the local environment they pick is a garbage dump...

My Wish: That the majority of musical artists insisted on using real instruments...

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