CORRUPTED WISH GAME

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Originally posted by MBM:
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Originally posted by Khalliqa:

My wish: That I could not feel pain

Granted - but with it you would also feel no pleasure.



Gee thanks a lot for the well wishes brother.. Razz


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Originally posted by Stranger:

Wish: To become Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp's wife.


Both married women and lesbians become offended and your attempt at the first bisexual union backfires and in the end your efforts afford you the label of social pariah, persona non grada everywhere you visit...


My wish: That all black people who are truly wrongly convicted of crimes are released, cultivated properly back into society and end up productive and law abiding citizens
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Originally posted by Khalliqa:
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Originally posted by MBM:
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Originally posted by Khalliqa:

My wish: That I could not feel pain

Granted - but with it you would also feel no pleasure.



Gee thanks a lot for the well wishes brother.. Razz


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Originally posted by Stranger:

Wish: To become Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp's wife.


Both married women and lesbians become offended and your attempt at the first bisexual union backfires and in the end your efforts afford you the label of social pariah, persona non grada everywhere you visit...


My wish: That all black people who are truly wrongly convicted of crimes are released, cultivated properly back into society and end up productive and law abiding citizens


So I guess you are against homo/bisexuality? No wonder there are so many black men hiding in the closet.

Wish granted.
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Originally posted by Stranger:
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Originally posted by Khalliqa:
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Originally posted by MBM:
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Originally posted by Khalliqa:

My wish: That I could not feel pain

Granted - but with it you would also feel no pleasure.



Gee thanks a lot for the well wishes brother.. Razz


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Originally posted by Stranger:

Wish: To become Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp's wife.


Both married women and lesbians become offended and your attempt at the first bisexual union backfires and in the end your efforts afford you the label of social pariah, persona non grada everywhere you visit...


My wish: That all black people who are truly wrongly convicted of crimes are released, cultivated properly back into society and end up productive and law abiding citizens


So I guess you are against homo/bisexuality? No wonder there are so many black men hiding in the closet.

Wish granted.



The game rules are such that after corrupting a wish you make a wish of your own..

But, thanks for playing.... you seem to be able to corrupt things well....
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Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish: That all black people who are truly wrongly convicted of crimes are released, cultivated properly back into society and end up productive and law abiding citizens
Granted: All wrongly convicted Black people are released... now the prison industrial complex collapses and through a huge chain reaction society as we know it collapses as well... Leaving no jobs to be had...

My Wish: That Microsoft would make an operating system that would not crash...
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Originally posted by AudioGuy:
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Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish: That all black people who are truly wrongly convicted of crimes are released, cultivated properly back into society and end up productive and law abiding citizens
Granted: All wrongly convicted Black people are released... now the prison industrial complex collapses and through a huge chain reaction society as we know it collapses as well... Leaving no jobs to be had...

My Wish: That Microsoft would make an operating system that would not crash...


Granted: Microsoft unveils a new sentient operating system known as SOS which begins to take over all aspects of banking, computer transactions, and medical records. SOS determines that human beings, especially black ones are an error in programming and must be scanned and deleted.

I wish Every black person on the planet had adequate means to make a living and support their families.
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Originally posted by negrospiritual:
I wish Every black person on the planet had adequate means to make a living and support their families.
Granted: After hundreds of years of physical and mentsl slavery, every Black person on earth suddenly gets adequate means... Just days prior to the takeover of the microsoft's new operating system SOS... Razz

My Wish:
That a sports team in the D.C. area would win a championship...
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Originally posted by Fabulous:
Wish: that I could open several charter schools throughout the inner city [for black children only].
Granted: Except the only people who apply for teacher positions are white, former priests!

My Wish: That Martin Luther King and Malcolm X had never been assassinated...
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Originally posted by AudioGuy:

My Wish: That Martin Luther King and Malcolm X had never been assassinated...


Granted, but a mad scientist working for the CIA creates a special "neutron bomb" that kills only black people and the African American community is completely annihilated (except for Martin and Malcolm who actually were never assassinated but were secretly taken by the FBI to their special island in the middle of the South Pacific where they were shielded from the bombs that got the rest of us. They lived a happy life along with JFK and Jimmy Hoffa!).

Wish: that the Celtics had gotten the first pick in the NBA draft lottery last night.
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Wish: that the Celtics had gotten the first pick in the NBA draft lottery last night.


Granted ... However, they select Ohio State's Greg Oden, who after one game decides to pursue his truly passion ... competitive double dutch rope jumping.

I wish a Black politician on the national level would get elected while espousing an agenda that would without question benefit the Black community.
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Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
I wish a Black politician on the national level would get elected while espousing an agenda that would without question benefit the Black community.
Granted: A Black candidate... With a grass roots, Black centered agenda... gets elected to congress... His name... Mushmouth!

My Wish: That all corruption on the continent of Africa was abolished...
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Originally posted by AudioGuy:
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Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
I wish a Black politician on the national level would get elected while espousing an agenda that would without question benefit the Black community.
Granted: A Black candidate... With a grass roots, Black centered agenda... gets elected to congress... His name... Mushmouth!


Not MUSHMOUTH!!!

rofl...

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My Wish: That all corruption on the continent of Africa was abolished...



Granted: Every black person agrees to hold Africa sacred and all corruption on the African Continent is abolished... as all corruption intensifies outside its perimeter.... with people doubling their efforts to commit crimes before they are chased to the African borders.... Big Grin


Wish:That the public chooses fresh fruits and vegetables over McDonald's and all fast food stores as part of their national diet...
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Originally posted by Khalliqa:
Wish:That the public chooses fresh fruits and vegetables over McDonald's and all fast food stores as part of their national diet...
Granted: Unfortunately, they choose genetically engineered fruits and vegetables... resulting in all Black people randomly growing additional limbs...

My Wish: That bicycles become the dominant mode of transportation...
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Originally posted by AudioGuy:
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Originally posted by Khalliqa:
Wish:That the public chooses fresh fruits and vegetables over McDonald's and all fast food stores as part of their national diet...
Granted: Unfortunately, they choose genetically engineered fruits and vegetables... resulting in all Black people randomly growing additional limbs...



Ha! Ha! Ha! Cute... Smile

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My Wish: That bicycles become the dominant mode of transportation...



Granted: Shortly thereafter roads are narrowed thereby increasing the amount of property per homeowner leading to violent propertly line disputes among homeowners everywhere...



Wish: Solar power replaces electrical energy as the preferred source of energy.....
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Wish: Solar power replaces electrical energy as the preferred source of energy.....


Granted: However, the coal and oil industry join forces to purchase and shelve all current solar energy technology, and stifle the development of future solar energy research ... turning back the alternate energy cause more than 100 years.

I wish ... The Sunday News Shows would even pretend to address issues [hell, AN issue] of direct importance to the advancement of the Black community.

[Ohhh .... Ohhhh, I'll take it ...

Granted: However, every people person in america decides to spend THAT sunday morning in church.]
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Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
I wish ... The Sunday News Shows would even pretend to address issues [hell, AN issue] of direct importance to the advancement of the Black community.
Granted: However, the shows are moderated by Clarence Thomas, Condaleeza Rice, and Larry Elder and nothing gets accomplished due to all the rhetoric and hot air...

My Wish: That people would just accept that Barry Bonds is a great hitter and leave him alone...
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Originally posted by AudioGuy:

My Wish: That people would just accept that Barry Bonds is a great hitter and leave him alone...


Granted: They accept he is a great hitter and then leave him and his accomplishments alone ceasing any further recognition...


My wish:


That a four hour work week yielded the same amount of income everyone currently makes...
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Originally posted by Khalliqa:

My wish:


That a four hour work week yielded the same amount of income everyone currently makes...


Granted - but in the current economy, decreasing the amount of labor while maintaining salaries caused runaway inflation which forced millions to lose their jobs!

I wish AA.org was not only self-sufficient financially, but that it could actually blow up to the degree that it could allow me quit my "day job" and focus on the site, writing books, and speaking etc.
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Originally posted by MBM:

Granted - but in the current economy, decreasing the amount of labor while maintaining salaries caused runaway inflation which forced millions to lose their jobs!

I wish AA.org was not only self-sufficient financially, but that it could actually blow up to the degree that it could allow me quit my "day job" and focus on the site, writing books, and speaking etc.



GRANTED: You then have all of this time to become obsessed with the site.. and your presence becomes overbearing and people leave in droves... you turn to writing books and speaking but your addiction to the site has left you with a bad reputation of a "bore" and no one buys your books or listens to you...

Big Grin


MY WISH: I wish that I could go on tour belly dancing with huge crowds of all female (hetero!) audience members....
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Originally posted by Khalliqa:
MY WISH: I wish that I could go on tour belly dancing with huge crowds of all female (hetero!) audience members....


Granted: Your 1st audience is mainly members of the United Daughters of the Confederacy... Who then become stalker/groupies and travel to every show on your tour, buying up all available seating so nobody else can ever attend.

MY WISH:Matriarchal communal societies were a worldwide norm.
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Originally posted by Oshun Auset:
MY WISH: Matriarchal communal societies were a worldwide norm.


Granted: Except all the patriarchs, as a show of devotion, become eunuchs and eventually all society ceases to exist...

My wish: That the philosophy of white supremacy comes to an end...
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Originally posted by AudioGuy:
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Originally posted by Oshun Auset:
MY WISH: Matriarchal communal societies were a worldwide norm.


Granted: Except all the patriarchs, as a show of devotion, become eunuchs and eventually all society ceases to exist...


lol... but not all men are patriarchs or patriarchal... So there would still be plenty of non gender elitist men to reproduce with...

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My wish: That the philosophy of white supremacy comes to an end...


19 I can't think of a negative twist on that one... I'll have to let someone else do it...
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Originally posted by Oshun Auset:

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My wish: That the philosophy of white supremacy comes to an end...


19 I can't think of a negative twist on that one... I'll have to let someone else do it...


Dag AG, why you have to mess the whole game up with that one! 17 ohsnap 15
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Originally posted by AudioGuy:
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Originally posted by Oshun Auset:
MY WISH: Matriarchal communal societies were a worldwide norm.


Granted: Except all the patriarchs, as a show of devotion, become eunuchs and eventually all society ceases to exist...

My wish: That the philosophy of white supremacy comes to an end...


It ends tomorrow at 12Am..to be taken up immediately by Asian supremacy...


Wish:

I could have all of my schooling completed by the end of this year...
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Originally posted by Santana St. Cloud:
My wish: To eat chocolate and pizza and never gain weight!
GRANTED: Except your complexion goes from silky smooth to grotesquely rough... All over!! Your husband leaves you, your family disowns you, you become depressed and a walking bag of bones...

My Wish: To see Erykah Badu & Billie Holliday in concert... together...
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Originally posted by AudioGuy:
My Wish: To see Erykah Badu & Billie Holliday in concert... together...


Done:

The audience becomes restless, then boos and leaves the concert as they have trouble determining exactly who IS singing...



Wish:

That men would would treat women better...
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Originally posted by Khalliqa:
Wish:

That men would would treat women better...


Granted: But some women would still hate themselves and treat men bad, while even more women would gain "supremist" notions, thus causing men to go on the defensive and resort to "cave men" like actions....AGAIN!

Wish: I wish the general public would be cleaner and more respectful of each other's property.

"WIAW!"
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Originally posted by ShayaButHer:
Wish: I wish the general public would be cleaner and more respectful of each other's property.


Sim sim salabim! Done!

However, now you will have to put up with extreme noise pollution and your personal space will be compromised.

Wish: I wish that there were 48 hours in a day.
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Wish: I wish that there were 48 hours in a day.


Granted: Causing havoc to the solar system... and planets collide... and as a giant asteroid is about to hit the earth from being thrown off its trajectory by the misalignment of the planets... before everyone dies... they look at you in anger... citing it was all because of yo' "wish"

My Wish: That this white I'm about to wear does not get one stain on it!
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My Wish: That this white I'm about to wear does not get one stain on it!


Granted: But your unsoiled white garments will blind a poor unsuspecting driver who will swerve into a crowded side walk. Many people will die or be injured.

My Wish: That people should have to get a minimal score on an IQ test before being given a driver's licence.
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Originally posted by HonestBrother:
My Wish: That people should have to get a minimal score on an IQ test before being given a driver's licence.
Granted: Minimum score: 1400... Now everyone walks...

My Wish: That music went back to using real instruments and real singers...
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Originally posted by AudioGuy:

My Wish: That music went back to using real instruments and real singers...


Granted - but it goes back to the 1950's and Perry Como is the rage!

My wish is that gas prices come back down to $1 per gallon.
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Originally posted by MBM:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by AudioGuy:
My wish is that gas prices come back down to $1 per gallon.


Granted - but the price drop is a result of the discovery of massive oil fields in Africa which causes an arms race between China and Amerikkkka, as well as the most violent imperialist occupation wars on the planet to be centered on the African continent for the next 200 years. Resulting in genocide, pestilence, and environmental damage like never seen before in all of human history...

My wish: That conscious hip-hop would make a comeback.
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My wish: That conscious hip-hop would make a comeback.


Granted ... but the consciousness promoted is wHITE consciousness and it is widely accepted among Black and white folks.

My Wish: Black folks wake up one morning to the realization that D whiteman's ice ain't colder.
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Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
My Wish: Black folks wake up one morning to the realization that D whiteman's ice ain't colder.
Granted: Except that morning a "War of the Worlds" style attack on the earth begins...

My Wish: That Microsoft would wake up and realize that they shouldn't make products that are incompatible with each other...
Peace....



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My Wish: That Microsoft would wake up and realize that they shouldn't make products that are incompatible with each other...




Granted. Microsoft execs feel so bad about the problems they have caused that they all decide to close shop and call it quits. No more Microsoft.


My Wish:

I wish Barack Obama would entertain Minister Farrakhan, Osama Bin Laden, and Muammar Qadafi at the whitehouse for a muslim prayer service...On live television.


Whirling Moat

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