CORRUPTED WISH GAME

quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
I wish I could be more of a positive influence on those that I see hurting themselves through their own actions.

Oxymoron ~ you already are... but to make it official, wish granted.

The downside is that everywhere you help would start to look like you as well, and you become surrounded (Twilight Zone-style) by millions of replicas of yourself - even women and children will look like you - so noone would know which was the real you. Eek Big Grin Eventually - in your honour - the planet Earth would be named Planet Kweli4Real and being shocked and embarrassed by this you become a recluse.


Smile I wish everyone would smile more often.
quote:
Originally posted by FireFly:
Smile I wish everyone would smile more often.


Granted:

And the effects of the hardships of expensive dental costs begans to take their toll on all relationships...



My wish:

Every unemployed black man learns the secrets of successful entrepreneurship and thereafter maintains a thriving business...
Peace....


quote:
My wish:

Every unemployed black man learns the secrets of successful entrepreneurship and thereafter maintains a thriving business...



Granted, black men all over the world maintain these thriving businesses however black women fail to keep up leaving an income disparity which creates a social upheaval...Women are convinced to return to the home, wear skirts and aprons and bake pies during the day...Children have a mother at home, and husbands have wives to reutn to sometimes in the middle of the day (smile)...


My wish,

I wish the Government of America would tell the truth relating to 9/11.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
My wish,

I wish the Government of America would tell the truth relating to 9/11.



Kai


Granted:

The government tells the truth and..th.


* This post has been interrupted with an announcement from The Government:

Anyone who discusses telling the truth about 911 will be executed on the spot..*


You may now return to your game..

if you dare..

bwahahahahahahahahaha! laugh


My wish:

That I could have what I've longed for my whole life, right now....

quote:
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
My wish,

I wish the Government of America would tell the truth relating to 9/11.



Kai


Granted:

The government tells the truth and..th.


* This post has been interrupted with an announcement from The Government:

Anyone who discusses telling the truth about 911 will be executed on the spot..*

You may now return to your game..

if you dare..

bwahahahahahahahahaha!




lol bow lol

quote:
My wish:

That I could have what I've longed for my whole life, right now....


Granted, however you are become overcome with "What Now" sentiment and don't leave your house/apartment for the reminder of your life ... "What would be the use?"

I wish every child could be spared the pain of finding out his/her parent is dying. {Cheer me up, so that I can help my wife deal.}
Peace....


quote:
wish people wouldn't smoke while dancing at concerts.


Granted, however, the abstinence of smoking is compensated for by a mind bobbling spike in the abuse of drug cocktails and liqour during concerts..Medical teams are required for each show, thus raising the already ridiculous ticket prices.


My wish..I wish Iown a fully functioning teleportation device which allowed me to travel any where on Earth instantly.



Kai
[guess I should clarify: I wish people wouldn't smoke CIGARETTES Razz at concerts. That green stuff is ok]

quote:
My wish..I wish I own a fully functioning teleportation device which allowed me to travel any where on Earth instantly.


Your wish is granted. However... the gear stick gets stuck on your way to Kemet, and you land instead on the most remote of the Galapagos Islands. After an environmental Green Ban, noone visits there so you are stuck on the island for several years. To stop yourself going mad with boredom, and to pass the time, your convert the island's population of sea lions and giant lizards to the NOI, by inventing a brand new animal/human langua franc. You are eventually rescued by a Japanese whaling ship.


I wish people would stop giving Pork such a hard time.
quote:
Originally posted by FireFly:

I wish people would stop giving Pork such a hard time.


Granted:

Ironically you say this to a group of highly venerated nutritionists at a dinner party who are attentive and nodding positively to your every word, just as you finish a medium cooked piece of pork with live trichinae in .... you die a horrible death.... and become a poster child almost to the point of superstitiously never mentioning your name of whose advice NOT to follow...


My wish:

I wish that loose clothing was the norm for women thereby eliminating the need for specific types of undergarments...
Peace....



quote:
I wish that loose clothing was the norm for women thereby eliminating the need for specific types of undergarments...


Granted, women begn to reject tight fitting clothing, and join onto the sagging pants and Basketball Jersey craze. Women begin to compete for whose pants can sag the lowest, thus revealing all undergarments, or the lack there of..men take this sagging to be an invitation and Mayhem follows.


My Wish:

I wish there was a bioological mechanism which forced women to be silent when they were ordered by their man.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
My Wish:

I wish there was a bioological mechanism which forced women to be silent when they were ordered by their man.



Kai




Granted:

Women all around the world also remain silent when their men ask them things like where they have been for the past six hours...


My wish:


That Black men take over every country they inhabit and rule successfully bringing forth peace...
Peace....


quote:
That Black men take over every country they inhabit and rule successfully bringing forth peace...



Granted, however, this peace bores the hell out of everyone, and so people request the return of the former rulers for a little excitement.

My Wish:

I wish I had an excellent personal Chef


Kai
quote:
My Wish:

I wish I had an excellent personal Chef


Granted, however, your wife/Significant Other notices the inordinate amount of attention that the chef pays towards you and fires him while you are at work.

I wish BET and TV One would really be a Black TV network.
Peace.....

Oh..alright Kweli, a male personal Chef that pays me too much attention...

En Guard!!



quote:
I wish BET and TV One would really be a Black TV network


Granted, black networks, however, thanks to this both networks lose huge portions of their audience share because people get tired of looking at this all day




A solid black Network...



My Wish,

I wish we could see an immediate return of the Clinton economy.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
My Wish,

I wish we could see an immediate return of the Clinton economy.



Kai



Granted:

And with it a return of the S&L scandals...


My wish:

Included in the design of houses is a vented but finely screened room perfectly positioned for clothes drying, so that one does not have to air their laundry in the public.....
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:

My wish:
Included in the design of houses is a vented but finely screened room perfectly positioned for clothes drying, so that one does not have to air their laundry in the public.....


Granted, immediately all homes are equipped with an air drying room, but americans begin to suffer extroardinary cases of asthma and upper respiratory concerns because of the mold in every home that is cause by the distribution of moisture throughout the home from the air drying rooms.


I wish that every african-american child had a loving family and never had to be placed into foster care.
Peace....


quote:
I wish that every african-american child had a loving family and never had to be placed into foster care.


Granted, the foster homes are emptied, however, the black children are delivered to their loving families in Latvia, and Romania, and while the families love their newly adpopted african American children, things get a little testy when the latvian parents refuse to allow rap music and seek to introduce young black teens to Native latvian folk music.


My Wish,

I wish that we lived in the Age of space travel for the average citizen.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
My Wish,

I wish that we lived in the Age of space travel for the average citizen.



Kai


Granted:

Since the average citizen is impatient... everyone leaves the earth immediately and it becomes a barren wasteland...


My wish:

That I could go to sleep at exactly the time I say I need to... instead of finding more stuff to do that keeps me awake...
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:

That I could go to sleep at exactly the time I say I need to... instead of finding more stuff to do that keeps me awake...
Granted... but you develop a severe case of narcolepsy...

My wish:

That Microsoft would develop a operating system that did not... *crash*
granted: microsoft develops a system that does not crash, but the systems somehow develop a mind of their own. With a mind of their own the systems literally have us in the palm of their "hands" and gain control of every aspect of our lives from our financial assets down to our local grocery stores-they purposely cause the economy to crash to a hault.

My wish:for people to see how good my intentions are even when things don't turn out that positive.
quote:
Originally posted by msprettygirl:
My wish:for people to see how good my intentions are even when things don't turn out that positive.


Granted: After commiting a murder everyone, especially the Judge, could see that you didn't mean it...

because you're crazy

and with compassion you are sent to the looney bin....


quote:
Originally posted by MissTical:

I wish that pesticides and other chemicals weren't used on fruit and vegetables.


Granted: The industry, headed by white men, realizes they are endangering their health by utilizing dangerous chemicals to protect crops from bugs and not having much fun on the job... so they reinstitute slavery and "hire" blacks for .10 an hour to stand in fruit/vegetable fields manually removing bugs ...


My wish:


That there is a significant and positive rise of lasting and successful black marriages in our communities..



* by the way j/k with you msprettygirl Wink
Peace....


quote:
My wish:


That there is a significant and positive rise of lasting and successful black marriages in our communities..



Granted, there is a rise, an exponential rise, of black Gay marraiges...


My Wish,

I wish I could find the time for a three month vacation.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
Peace....


My Wish,

I wish I could find the time for a three month vacation.



Kai


Granted: Your business folds... now you have the time..


My wish:

That every Black person had the financial resources to make a pilgrimage to "The Door of No Return"... in Senegal...

Peace....


quote:
Granted: Your business folds... now you have the time..


ROTFLYSATOYP



quote:
My wish:

That every Black person had the financial resources to make a pilgrimage to "The Door of No Return"... in Senegal...


Granted, the trip is free for all black people, we even get to go through the same process, we even get to sit in the dungeons, and then we realize that we have been tricked again...back to the plantations....



My Wish,

I wish that I could visit other planets.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
Peace....


ROTFLYSATOYP


done...



quote:
quote:
My wish:

That every Black person had the financial resources to make a pilgrimage to "The Door of No Return"... in Senegal...


Granted, the trip is free for all black people, we even get to go through the same process, we even get to sit in the dungeons, and then we realize that we have been tricked again...back to the plantations....


ROTFSLSPANBWLMHOYPMSS



quote:
My Wish,

I wish that I could visit other planets.



Kai



Granted:

You visit.... are accepted because you favor the indigenous inhabitants... are praised as the God they've been waiting for.... but find that their protocol won't allow God to go back to where he came from... you're stuck on a planet where you can't breathe and must wear a helmet with air tank at all times but if you remove it the civilians will think you tricked them... so all you can do is stay in fear of being caught, dying.... and revelation of sadness cuz you lonely.... then you realize you should've stayed yo' black behind on earth...

My wish:

That there was a device that could reveal the truth in detail whenever I decided I wanted to know
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:

That there was a device that could reveal the truth in detail whenever I decided I wanted to know
Granted:

Only you realize that the man of your dreams really wishes that he could star in his own, real-life version of "Brokeback Mountain"...

My wish:

I wish that all African peoples would unite...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:

That there was a device that could reveal the truth in detail whenever I decided I wanted to know
Granted:

Only you realize that the man of your dreams really wishes that he could star in his own, real-life version of "Brokeback Mountain"...


grrrrrr..........

quote:
My wish:

I wish that all African peoples would unite...


Granted: All African peoples unite.... with everyone but other African people....


My wish:

The weather would get no lower than 65 degrees and no higher than 80 degrees everywhere on the planet...



quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:

The weather would get no lower than 65 degrees and no higher than 80 degrees everywhere on the planet...



Granted: All rivers, streams and oceans dry up... all vegetation dies and you are forced to start eating meat again... until that runs out too...

My wish: That Black on Black crime would cease to exist...
Peace.....


quote:
My wish: That Black on Black crime would cease to exist...



Granted, after one last violent gun battle, a black brother emerges from a behind a gun riddled door, cigarette in hand, he realizes that he has won...And then he realizes that besides himself, he has just killed the last black person on Earth ....In a rage of self pity he rushes over to "friend" sheds a tower of tears, and turns the gun upon himself.."POW!!!"..and it is over..No more black people..No more black on black crime...


My wish,

I wish the Detroit Lions would win the SuperBowl in 2008.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
My wish,

I wish the Detroit Lions would win the SuperBowl in 2008.



Kai
Granted: As a joke during the game the guy who controls the u.s. nuclear launch codes, who happens to be from the opposing team's city, enters one and aims a missle at Detroit and jokes "... and if they win, I will blow the whole state off the map ha-ha..." Detroit wins... While attempting to disarm te missle one of his co-workers bumps him and he presses the "launch" button by mistake... In the midst of a city wide celebration, Saracen looks to the sky and says oh sh... *boom*

My Wish: That Vanilla Ice would have been exposed as a fraud much earlier in his career...
quote:
Originally posted by AudioGuy:

My Wish: That Vanilla Ice would have been exposed as a fraud much earlier in his career...


Granted: Then the world would never have accepted Eminem... and then that would have spelled the end of Death Row records and then promotion of the stripper would have taken a nose dive....and then...

wait..

this was supposed to be "corrupted" right?

sorry... can't see nuthin but good coming out of that...


My wish:

That men could sincerely view life through the prism of their woman sometimes....
Peace....


quote:
That men could sincerely view life through the prism of their woman sometimes....






Granted, in order to acheive this world view which goes through women men begin to carve large holes through women. The hole is created large enough for a man to see right through her to the other side...The women die of course, and the men realize that the view doesn't change much...


My Wish,

I wish physically aging stopped at 19...


Kai
Granted: People wouldn't die any longer due to age, this will lead to a total overpopulation of earth. Water runs out and food and space to live on, leading to a worldwide war, which exterminates the entire human race

My wish
I would wish that love alone could safe a life so that a beloved one would never die
quote:
Originally posted by listener:

I would wish that love alone could safe a life so that a beloved one would never die


quote:
Originally posted by listener:
Granted: People wouldn't die any longer . . ., this will lead to a total overpopulation of earth. Water runs out and food and space to live on, leading to a worldwide war, which exterminates the entire human race


I wish that I could experience the 72 virgins that greet Islamic terrorists upon their death without having to either die or harm others. 4
Peace...


quote:
I wish that I could experience the 72 virgins that greet Islamic terrorists upon their death without having to either die or harm others.


Granted, however what you experience is not what the matyrs experience, instead you are confronted with 72 virgin suicide bombers who are eager to take you with them into paradise...Somehow Islamic clerics determine that this special method of martydom will be rewarded by making the man become the special 73rd virgin in line waiting for Saddam Hussein after his execution...

My Wish,

I wish that Souhern rap music would finally play out, and the world sees the reutrn of conscious hip hop.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
Peace...


quote:
I wish that I could experience the 72 virgins that greet Islamic terrorists upon their death without having to either die or harm others.


Granted, however what you experience is not what the matyrs experience, instead you are confronted with 72 virgin suicide bombers who are eager to take you with them into paradise...Somehow Islamic clerics determine that this special method of martydom will be rewarded by making the man become the special 73rd virgin in line waiting for Saddam Hussein after his execution...


rofl...

quote:
My Wish,

I wish that Souhern rap music would finally play out, and the world sees the reutrn of conscious hip hop.



Kai


Granted: Southern rap music is dead... and we return to conscious hip hop... now brothers talk about "conscious" thangs... like f da police... and "fear of a black planet" ... and "the red the black the green" and "don't push me cuz I'm close to da edge".... and white folx get scurred and riots happen... and protests.... and then west coast rappers get play... then Southerners .....

ya feel me?


My wish:


That Lasik eye surgery was confirmed as a safe procedure and became an inexpensive procedure available to all who deem it necessary
quote:
Originally posted by Khalliqa:
My wish:


That Lasik eye surgery was confirmed as a safe procedure and became an inexpensive procedure available to all who deem it necessary
Granted: Lasik becomes cheap and many find it very necessary... Eye doctors jump "into the game" at an alarming rate... Soon Lasik becomes like crack and eye docs start doing drive-byes in order to get more "turf"... Many lives are lost in the "Lasik Eye Surgery Epidemic"...

My Wish: That public school education would rise the standard that private school has...

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