CORRUPTED WISH GAME

Peace...

the idea is to make a wish, any wish, and the person replying grants the wish but corrupts the outcome of the wish..After corrupting the wish of the person before you, you place your own wish and on an on...

Example...... " I wish I was wiser"

Respondent: Wish granted, however, with the instant added wisdom comes an instant 30 years of aging.



Okay, I will go first.


I wish I had a billion dollars



Kai
"Old fool! This is my hour. Do you not know Death when you see it? Die now and curse in vain!" And with that he lifted high his sword and flames ran down the blade.
Original Post
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:

I wish I had a billion dollars



Kai


granted...

with the caveat that you earn it by being a drug dealer and must constantly be on the run from rival drug lords, business/government hired mercenaries and really skanky women who want your money Smile


My Wish:

I wish that there was a successful plan for universal health care
Peace....


quote:
My Wish:

I wish that there was a successful plan for universal health care



Granted,

It is decided by world leaders that if we just kill everyone we will not have to worry about how to pay for keeping them alive, and a nuclear holocaust follows...

My wish:

I wish black people would finally give up on integration in America.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:

My wish:

I wish black people would finally give up on integration in America.



Kai


Granted:

Every black person in America simultaneously decides to riot and give up on all societal structures in favor of anarchy...


My wish:

That every black woman in America gets to marry her soul mate.....

Peace....

quote:
My wish:

That every black woman in America gets to marry her soul mate.....




Granted...

They marry their SOULMATE, however they realize that the person who matches them best is another woman.



My wish...

I wish People had the courage to do what they wanted and not bow to silly peer pressure.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
My wish...

I wish People had the courage to do what they wanted and not bow to silly peer pressure.



Kai


Granted:

Except what they want to do is exactly the same thing as their peers...



My Wish:


I wish in place of drive through "fast food" stores there were drive through "fast fruit" stores, where a mother can quickly purchase a small container of chopped Mango or a fresh Apple...
Peace....


quote:
My wish:

People would treat others how they want to be treated



Granted:

Society is changed allowing men to approach attractive women and simply grope them without introduction....


My wish,

I wish America would withdraw her troops from Iraq.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:

My wish,

I wish America would withdraw her troops from Iraq.



Kai


Granted:

America has withdrawn her troops from Iraq only to send them all to the blackest ghettoes and suburbs of America... for target practice before their next mission to Africa..


My wish,

I wish my family wouldn't pressure me so much to conform to participate in their holiday celebrations...
Your wish is granted... you have been banned from all holiday functions with your family; and they will now go overboard with decorations inside and outside of their homes; and for fun they will all dress in costumes to fit the appropriate holiday. The problem with that is you have a cousin that is a stripper that showed up to one of the family functions in his booty out Santa Clause pants, and was banned as well. This decision divided the family in half, everyone started fighting; the cops were called and all went to jail. You were called to post bail Eek... I hope you have a small family.


My wish

I wish that people would stop giving me advice when I didn't ask for it.
Peace.....


quote:
wish that people would stop giving me advice when I didn't ask for it.


Granted...

You are driving with no headlights and everyone sees but no one flashes you to tell you..well you are stopped by the State Troopers and given a hefty ticket..

My wish,

I wish they would finally find the killer of Jon Benet Ramsey
Granted:
They find the killer of Jon Benet Ramsey which leds to a public outcry for the death penalty, but the murderer escapes the death penalty pleading insanity. Riots fill the streets of boulder colorado at the verdict.

My wish:

I wish there was less black on black crime.
quote:
Originally posted by msprettygirl:
My wish:

I wish there was less black on black crime.



Granted:

Whites are peeved at the loss of a scapegoat.... so they begin dressing in black drag and killing as many black folk as they can in hopes of sparking a revival....



My wish:

I wish children would watch t.v. less and read more...
Peace...


quote:
My wish:
That we could wake up to find Hurricane Katrina never happened, it was just a horrible dream.



Granted, people all over the South awaken to find that Katrina was a dream, however they are awakened by the sounds of sirens warning the people of the sudden arrival of the world's first Hurricane at level 8. Three grades above Katrina, and the report goes on to say that the Hurricane is being pushed ashore by a Gigantic Tsunami...This Hurricane/Tsunami combo is called "the eraser".



My Wish,

I wish black men would do the right thing and pay their child support.



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:

Granted, people all over the South awaken to find that Katrina was a dream, however they are awakened by the sounds of sirens warning the people of the sudden arrival of the world's first Hurricane at level 8. Three grades above Katrina, and the report goes on to say that the Hurricane is being pushed ashore by a Gigantic Tsunami...This Hurricane/Tsunami combo is called "the eraser".



My Wish,

I wish black men would do the right thing and pay their child support.



Kai


Granted black men in mass gain a collective consciousness, turn towards the women and children in their lives and begin supporting them financially... unfortunately they can only provide $1 a month because their financial stability was rocked to the core when the "eraser" hit...


My wish:

Black women in particular would stop justifying the need to keep toxic people in their lives....
quote:
Black women in particular would stop justifying the need to keep toxic people in their lives....


Granted, because Black women, in particular, reach the point of no longer feeling the need to justify or defend their relationships, toxic or otherwise. Unfortunately, this "new resolve" translates directly to parental/daughter relationships; e.g., daughters stop talking with their fathers about the knucklehead that is wooing her and daughters stop talking to their mothers about that girl that always seems to be interested in the same men as her.

My wish is for the existence of God debate to be finally and irrefutable resolved.
Peace....


quote:
My wish is for the existence of God debate to be finally and irrefutable resolved.


Granted..Out of sheer frustration God appears on Earth, and telepathically inserts the perfect evidence which convinces all humanity of His existence...People say "Oh..Okay great..." and go on living as before.


My wish,

I wish I could return to school and get a Juris Doctorate, a Ph.D in Physics, and a PhD in Archeology.


Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
My wish,

I wish I could return to school and get a Juris Doctorate, a Ph.D in Physics, and a PhD in Archeology.


Kai


Granted... you get all three degrees... upon receiving them.. you realize you already knew everything and just wasted an enormous amount of time and money... and no matter where you go people already know of your genius and upon finding out you now have been bestowed with title.. they say "Oh.. Okay.. great"... and go on living as before...


My wish:

I wish that college were free!
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Khalliqa:

Granted:

Whites are peeved at the loss of a scapegoat.... so they begin dressing in black drag and killing as many black folk as they can in hopes of sparking a revival....


[rotflmao 13

My wish:

I wish that college were free!

College is free for all, except that, everyone decides to go pre-law and law school.


I wish, that Africa finally extricates the bloody and murderous hand of europe from its throat, and thrives beyond our wildest imaginings.
quote:
Originally posted by nayo:


I wish, that Africa finally extricates the bloody and murderous hand of europe from its throat, and thrives beyond our wildest imaginings.


Granted:

But even in its success, it has yet to figure out what to do with white folks so it keeps them around like a ball and chain ever weighing it down until history repeats itself all over again... because they were too afraid to do what should have been done in the first place....

Big Grin


My wish:

I would like to abolish all book stores and turn all libraries into coffeehouses with the additional service option of purchasing copies of the books they loan...
Wish granted. The coffee house serves the finest coffee, has the most elegant and comfortable lounge chairs, and interesting and erudite clientele and staff. Khalliqa Coffee Houses mushroom across the planet. Wink

However, most of the authors die of hunger and poverty due to the paltry royalties and lack of revenue coming in via the coffee house/libary - as clients start to resent paying full price for books and will only pay for photcopies of small sections of the books, also the books become damaged and unsightly due to increase handling on shelves, coffee rings and sticky fingers.

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My wish is that all software upgrades are bugless and free, and the computers they run on weight 50g, are pocket-size, wireless, have a built in phone, and a built-in 100Megapixel digital camera. This device also has a multi-language translator, a database of the best cafes and jazz clubs, and retails for $US5 and, is tax deductable.
quote:
Originally posted by FireFly:
Wish granted. The coffee house serves the finest coffee, has the most elegant and comfortable lounge chairs, and interesting and erudite clientele and staff. Khalliqa Coffee Houses mushroom across the planet. Wink

However, most of the authors die of hunger and poverty due to the paltry royalties and lack of revenue coming in via the coffee house/libary - as clients start to resent paying full price for books and will only pay for photcopies of small sections of the books, also the books become damaged and unsightly due to increase handling on shelves, coffee rings and sticky fingers.

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My wish is that all software upgrades are bugless and free, and the computers they run on weight 50g, are pocket-size, wireless, have a built in phone, and a built-in 100Megapixel digital camera. This device also has a multi-language translator, a database of the best cafes and jazz clubs, and retails for $US5 and, is tax deductable.


Granted...

These new superlightweight bugless, tax deductible voice/camera/phone pocket sized, multilanguage inexpensive computers and software are marketed heavily throughout Khalliqa's Coffeehouses thus boosting traffic and sales.. increasing her bottom line.. she reinvests the money makes a killing on the market and takes the extra to buy up real estate and charitably give back to every black person the 40 acres they deserve.. this pisses off white folk who start a race war.... but Khalliqa has taken a note from Nzingha... she feigns absence while gathering troops.... returns.. aligns all black people to position themselves at appointed stations throughout Europe, America and Australia and they successfully take over all of the Western world... through a plan that she executes via communication through the new super computer...


smile...


My wish:


That silk-cotton blend fabric was made more readily available..
Peace...


quote:
My wish:


That silk-cotton blend fabric was made more readily available..



Granted, department stores are completely stocked with beautiful cotton silk blend fabrics, however, due to the increased demand, farm owners are forced to reinstitute archaic forms of cotton processing...they return to manual cotton picking, and the prison industry supplies captive black workers to pick cotton in the fields...Also the silk demand creates a need for more silk worms and the need inporting of silk worms creates a pandemic of worms in the inner city..


My wish,

Women stop taking secrets to the grave.



Kai
quote:
My wish,

Women stop taking secrets to the grave.


Wish granted, All women stop taking secrets to the grave; however, they begin to speak any and every thing that comes to their mind, no matter how hurtful.

My wish is that all amnkind would begin treating every person they come into contact with in the manner that they wish to be treated.
quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
My wish is that all amnkind would begin treating every person they come into contact with in the manner that they wish to be treated.


Granted...

20% of the population is immediately killed off by those who are suicidal....


My wish:


The entire world ceases to accept pork as edible....
quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:

My wish is that all amnkind would begin treating every person they come into contact with in the manner that they wish to be treated.


great minds think alike ey i said that too Smile

back to the game...Khalliqa GRANTED: the entire world ceases to accept pork as edible. Pig farmers across the country burdened with debt from having pig farms in a market where there's no demand for their product go bankrupt, are forced to supplement their income with welfare and other governmental benefits which you in turn have to pay into whereas the rest is taken from the existing pot of monies allocated for education in this country.

My wish: To wake up everyday happy to go to work.
Peace....


quote:
My wish: To wake up everyday happy to go to work.





Granted, you wake, roll out of bed ecstatic, you don't even bother to shower, or brush your teeth...You throw on yesterday's clothes and jog to the corner house with all the thugs out front, walk in, get your morning fix, and get to work..You work in a Meth lab, and you get all of your methamphetamine for free...Oh happy day.



Kai
Peace....

Granted Kai posts wish realizes that it was way too intimate, and way too personal, luckily no ones sees it..



My wish,

I wish all child predators would glow with a special yellow color thereby warning every potential victim of their true nature.



Kai
quote:
I wish all child predators would glow with a special yellow color thereby warning every potential victim of their true nature.


Granted, however, you awake and discover that YOU glow a special color of yellow.

I wish the Black "posers" on this board would be revealed for the white females that they are.
quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:

I wish the Black "posers" on this board would be revealed for the white females that they are.


Granted

But by doing so it is revealed that MBM is one of the white women. The finding so shocks the AA.org community that it self-destructs - never to be seen or heard from again.

I wish that all hunger and starvation would be completely eradicated from the face of the Earth.
quote:
I wish that all hunger and starvation would be completely eradicated from the face of the Earth.


Granted. However, now the hunger and death suffered by the starving is replaced by the pain and death related to obesity.

quote:
I wish that Black people were more supportive to each other.


Granted. However, while progressive Black people had true and accepted the supportiveness, the Kumbya fest resulted in a lack of analysis and challenging of Black neo-con strategies for the uplifting of the Black community resulting in the widespread, but obvoiusly false, belief that race is no longer and has never been a consideration when judging individual successes or failures.

I wish that women would listen to and act based on what men actually said; rather than, what women feel that men really meant to say.
quote:
Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
I wish that women would listen to and act based on what men actually said; rather than, what women feel that men really meant to say.


Granted...

Families are plunged into poverty as wives around the world believe their men when, as they walk out for a night out with the guys, say they don't have enough money for basic necessities..... and earth becomes overpopulated within a year as women around the world believe their men when they promise to withdraw....



My wish:

There was a transportation system that did not cause any damage to environmental or human health...
Peace....

quote:
My wish:

There was a transportation system that did not cause any damage to environmental or human health...




Granted, people all around the world agree to use only this environmentally safe system of transportation..the world is elated...and from now on people just walk...


My wish,

I wish General Mills would make a commercial where the Trix rabbit Jack's the cereal with a gun...And says "Now you little bastards will regret being so stingy"..



Kai
quote:
Originally posted by Saracen:
My wish,

I wish General Mills would make a commercial where the Trix rabbit Jack's the cereal with a gun...And says "Now you little bastards will regret being so stingy"..



Kai


Granted except he fails to see that the children he is baiting have black pupils and are those featured in "Children of the Damned" and "Children of the Corn" and instead of the cereal they dine on rabbit sandwiches....



My wish:

I wish children would never get sick

granted:

children never get sick, but consequently adults around the world become stricken with all of the common illnesses associated with children. The job market for pediatricians falls leading to a mass suicide of doctors with huge student loan bills to pay with no hope for a job EVER.

My wish:

The weather could stay at 80 degrees year round no matter the season!
quote:
My wish:

The weather could stay at 80 degrees year round no matter the season!


Granted; however, the world is stricken by a world-wide drought since the water-table is no longer recharged by the snow run-offs in the spring.

I wish I could be more of a positive influence on those that I see hurting themselves through their own actions.

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