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I met a guy once at a party, who lived in California,I was out there for New Year's Eve. We had a vert long discussion about sex, and the topic of anal sex came up and he said, Are you into anal sex, I said no are you, he said no because if some chick let me put my dick in her ass, at some later point I'm gonna want a blow job, well after that she is probably going to want to kiss and I cannot imagine kissing someone who gave me a blow job after my dick was in her ass, so I always ask in case someone else's dick has been in her ass and then she wants me to kiss her, no way. lol I have always regretted not living in Cali because of that statment, I loved his logic. He is one of the few guys I regret not getting a chance to know better.
Much to my surprise, I like to give booty sex with my tongue.

It started with this woman - I had a 'heat of the moment' type thing. She would joke with me sayin: "kiss my ass"; so, one day, I decided to do it. She had this tight round ass. I loved gently caressing her soft tush with my warm, moist lips; and her moaning suggests she enjoyed it, too. She liked it so much, it had gotten to a point where she would just stick her ass in my face; so, I'd kiss, caress, and slowly run the tip of my hot wet tongue all-around her ass-cheeks, then run it along the crack of her ass...then tease & probe her deeper with slow, narrow circles. After riding my tongue, she tells me she never did it before, saying she didn't know what she was missing; neither did I.

Since then, I look at many women differently, imagining how they'd react if I slowly glided my tongue along the cracks of their asses.
Of course, it goes without saying (but I'll say it anyway) that the issues of cleanliness were ALWAYS addressed: You gotta scrub your buns if ya wanna test-drive the tongue. tongue

And Art-gurl-my young grasshopper - when it comes to the mystic art of eatin' booty, you have much to learn. It takes skill & balance to master this ancient butt-fuckin technique. Observe, as I show you the magic, the wonder, the odyssey that is ass-munchin:

1)Wash ALL INTIMATE areas of your body.
2)Have your man microwave some honey till it's warm.
3)Place a shower curtain on your bed or couch, so you won't make a mess.
4)After you towel-off, lay (flat on your stomach) on the bed so your man can massage your booty with warm honey.
5)Now, spread that honey-glazed booty for a slippery tongue-fuckin, and brace yourself for an ass-gasm.

THE BOOTY-OLOGIST...I SPECIALIZE IN RESULTS!
Franky, the idea of anal sex really irritates me. What's next, letting them stick it in our ear canals? it's lazy in my opinion, because a man wants a tighter hole, but doesn't want to work on the vagina to make it all tight and wet. it's a quick fix for his pleasure. i can't help but wonder what latent homosexual tendencies must be lingering that so many men are expressing interest in this now.
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Originally posted by little minx:
i can't help but wonder what latent homosexual tendencies must be lingering that so many men are expressing interest in this now.

exactly. I wonder about this as well.

max, I'm gonna have to just take your word on that. I don't have a shower curtain. laugh
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Originally posted by Max:
Of course, it goes without saying (but I'll say it anyway) that the issues of cleanliness were ALWAYS addressed: You gotta scrub your buns if ya wanna test-drive the tongue. tongue

And Art-gurl-my young grasshopper - when it comes to the mystic art of eatin' booty, you have much to learn. It takes skill & balance to master this ancient butt-fuckin technique. Observe, as I show you the magic, the wonder, the odyssey that is ass-munchin:

1)Wash ALL INTIMATE areas of your body.
2)Have your man microwave some honey till it's warm.
3)Place a shower curtain on your bed or couch, so you won't make a mess.
4)After you towel-off, lay (flat on your stomach) on the bed so your man can massage your booty with warm honey.
5)Now, spread that honey-glazed booty for a slippery tongue-fuckin, and brace yourself for an ass-gasm.

THE BOOTY-OLOGIST...I SPECIALIZE IN RESULTS!


Max, I'll take your word for it Dude... I think I'll just stick to the old fashioned ways.
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Originally posted by art_gurl:
You can answer this annoymously coz it's a Poll or comment if you feel brave.

We know 99.99999% of men like a good booty, and shall we say, ahem, entry from the rear.

But let's cut to the chase... does a good booty also mean a desire for anal sex? Ever wondered or ever asked or experimented? How popular is it with women?



Any man that would want to fuck a woman in the ass probably has gay tendencies. Yeah, yeah, tell me, not to be so narriw-minded. But a lot of men who are curious about gay sex will use a woman's ass to learn about that act.

You'd better watch letting a man enter your back door. Remember, he may be a versatile, which means, he takes it up the ass and gives it.

So the only thing you should stick up your ass is an enema bottle.
I guess you guys are right, you have to take my word for it. I must admit though, I don't see what the big deal is: most women like to have their vaginas orally stimulated, and we all know what comes out of there EVERY MONTH. But, whatever...

And Homo-whu? How does wanting to ram it up her ass make men latent citizens of Homo-Land? If she can take it up the coochie, in her mouth, between her tits - she might as well take it up the ass...why let a good orifice go to waste?! Hell, I'd fuck her arm-pit if she let me!

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