Black For 5 Minutes
>> A little white boy was watching his mother in the kitchen making a
>> chocolate cake from scratch.
>> While the mother had her head turned, the little white boy went to
>> table dipped both hands in the chocolate frosting and covered his
>> with it. The mother turned around to see what the boy was doing and
>> said "Boy, what the hell are you doing?"
>> The son gleefully replied "Look Mama! I'm black!!!"
>> The mother became enraged and slapped the crap out of her son. She
>> then said "Boy, go show your father what you've done!
>> The boy then walked into the den where his father was reading and
>> "Look Daddy, I'm Black!!"
>> The father put his magazine down with a very puzzled look on his
>> seeing the chocolate on the boy's face. The father said "Come here,
>> boy!" The boy came to him and the father smacked his son across his
>> head. The father angrily said "Now go show your grandpa what you've
>> The boy then slowly walked to his grandpa who was on the porch and
>> said, "Um...Grandpa, Look what I did. I'm black now."
>> The grandfather said gruffly, "COME HERE BOY!" The grandfather took
>> the boy over his knee and proceeded to spank him.
>> That'll teach you! Now go
>> back in the kitchen with your mama!!!
>> The boy walks back in the kitchen and the mother said "I hope you've
>> learned your lesson young man.
>> The boy says with a scowl on his face "Hell yeah!
>> I've been black for 5 minutes and I hate you white mothaf*cka's
This was sent to me by a white dude. Go figure. HAHAHA!!!