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"You scored higher than 14% on Blackness"

???? and they gave me a picture of Carlton from Fresh Prince.

IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO BE LOVED BY YOU!! Tom Jones is pretty high up in your list huh? Hey, it's OK. Yes black people tease you and make fun of you, but it doesn't make you any less of a person. Just means you should stop shopping at JC Penny and Gap and go to the Korean Swap Market more often. I suggest you also refrain from singing all the words to Backstreat Boys songs near black people. It will freak them out a bit. However, there is hope for you. You must have a black relative you can call upon for some help. The ability is there man, you just need to tap into it!
unlikely I'd get 90% lol... but here we go.... bump

You are 40% Black!!!

IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO BE LOVED BY YOU!! Tom Jones is pretty high up in your list huh? Hey, it's OK. Yes black people tease you and make fun of you, but it doesn't make you any less of a person. Just means you should stop shopping at JC Penny and Gap and go to the Korean Swap Market more often. I suggest you also refrain from singing all the words to Backstreat Boys songs near black people. It will freak them out a bit. However, there is hope for you. You must have a black relative you can call upon for some help. The ability is there man, you just need to tap into it!

For the record... Backstreet Boys are way off my gay-dar!

I scored 0% blackness and a Pic of Carlton Banks. Red Face Talk about honest, huh! Now be kind ya'll. lol
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Bishop Don Juan


You are 95% Black!!!
    Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn!! You are black and don't let anyone else tell you differently. You are a true P.I.M.P., the Muthafuggun' Bishop Don Juan! U betta watch yo self. Now you know why you can't get a cab, get a mortgage and have shop owners following you around where ever you go in their stores. It's good to know there are other black people out there on OkCupid.com. Now let's go out there and turn dis mutha out!


I can't see the picture the gave me because this raggedy computer (not mine) won't show it.
Better! I guess that is what I get for growing up with a bunch of white friends. ek

Vanilla Ice
You are 65% Black!!!
WORD TO YA MUTHA!! Ok, you may have been born in a lilly white community, a memember of the glee club and on the cheerleading squad, but somewhere along the line you picked up some blackness. You can dance, know a bit of slang and even grab your crotch while leaning against the wall. I suggest though that you stay away from anyone who looks like Suge Knight or he may hang out over a ledge off a 12 story building.




My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 55% on Blackness
Bishop Don Juan
You are 95% Black!!!
Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn!! You are black and don't let anyone else tell you differently. You are a true P.I.M.P., the Muthafuggun' Bishop Don Juan! U betta watch yo self. Now you know why you can't get a cab, get a mortgage and have shop owners following you around where ever you go in their stores. It's good to know there are other black people out there on OkCupid.com. Now let's go out there and turn dis mutha out!




*Cough* *Cough*... ummmm... My name is Virtue I can't be a *ahem* Muda---- f***- PIMP?!!!!

Why can't I just know about my culture.... Although I had to go into my head regarding what I thought were stereotypes to answer many of the questions....

Sigh....

Peace,
Virtue
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Originally posted by virtue:
Bishop Don Juan
You are 95% Black!!!
Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn!! You are black and don't let anyone else tell you differently. You are a true P.I.M.P., the Muthafuggun' Bishop Don Juan! U betta watch yo self. Now you know why you can't get a cab, get a mortgage and have shop owners following you around where ever you go in their stores. It's good to know there are other black people out there on OkCupid.com. Now let's go out there and turn dis mutha out!




*Cough* *Cough*... ummmm... My name is Virtue I can't be a *ahem* Muda---- f***- PIMP?!!!!

Why can't I just know about my culture.... Although I had to go into my head regarding what I thought were stereotypes to answer many of the questions....

Sigh....

Peace,
Virtue


Eek

Virtue, you mack.... I didn't know you had it in you
Vanilla Ice
You are 65% Black!!!

65% sounds right, but what the f*** does that have to do with Vanilla Ice???

WORD TO YA MUTHA!! Ok, you may have been born in a lilly white community, a memember of the glee club and on the cheerleading squad, but somewhere along the line you picked up some blackness. You can dance, know a bit of slang and even grab your crotch while leaning against the wall. I suggest though that you stay away from anyone who looks like Suge Knight or he may hang out over a ledge off a 12 story building.







Carlton Banks
You are 50% Black!!!
IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO BE LOVED BY YOU!! Tom Jones is pretty high up in your list huh? Hey, it's OK. Yes black people tease you and make fun of you, but it doesn't make you any less of a person. Just means you should stop shopping at JC Penny and Gap and go to the Korean Swap Market more often. I suggest you also refrain from singing all the words to Backstreat Boys songs near black people. It will freak them out a bit. However, there is hope for you. You must have a black relative you can call upon for some help. The ability is there man, you just need to tap into it!







My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:










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You scored higher than 25% on Blackness
Link: The Are you black deep down inside Test written by panthercw75 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Y'all are not believe this but this is what i got...

Bishop Don Juan
You are 100% Black!!!
Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn!! You are black and don't let anyone else tell you differently. You are a true P.I.M.P., the Muthafuggun' Bishop Don Juan! U betta watch yo self. Now you know why you can't get a cab, get a mortgage and have shop owners following you around where ever you go in their stores. It's good to know there are other black people out there on OkCupid.com. Now let's go out there and turn dis mutha out!



froI'd like to thank my mama and my granny and all my homies(*pour some liquor on the curb
Vanilla Ice
You are 70% Black!!!
WORD TO YA MUTHA!! Ok, you may have been born in a lilly white community, a memember of the glee club and on the cheerleading squad, but somewhere along the line you picked up some blackness. You can dance, know a bit of slang and even grab your crotch while leaning against the wall. I suggest though that you stay away from anyone who looks like Suge Knight or he may hang out over a ledge off a 12 story building.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 75% on Blackness

Was J.J. the dude that was always sayin' DYNOMITE!

I didn't watch that show.

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