LOL ... yes, your analogy IS sound ... and I hear you, too!
And that's great about the community service aspect ... (I didn't know that was part of this contest!).
I'm really trying hard not to *hate* .. .but, in cases like this, I guess I'm just not very good at it! The girls won .. they deserve their due ... whatever! But, I don't have to like it. And at this point, I am not the least bit amused!