A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, two months and eight days to
live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and
have a facelift, liposuction and tummy tuck. Since
she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well look
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While
crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by an
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of that
God replied, "Girl, I didn't recognize you."
[This message was edited by Yssys on May 09, 2003 at 10:58 AM.]