So I see this guy on the subway with a dozen red roses and a big ass Valentine's Day card w/o an envelope. Thing is, it's Feb. 15th! So, I'm wondering, "did he do this because he knew it would all be half-price today? Did his baby mama cuss him out for not coming through on Feb. 14th?" I deduced the baby mama; he wasn't wearing a wedding ring, and he was carrying diapers.
Heck, one of my favorite days of the year is Feb. 15th. Chocolates are 50% off.