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A man and his wife have separate bedrooms because of his loud snoring. One night when he was feeling amorous, he called out to his wife. "Oh my little boopey-boo, I miss you."

So his wife got up went to his room, but as she was walking in she tripped on the carpet and fell flat on her face.

"Oh," he said sweetly, "did my little honey-woney hurt her little nosey-wosey?"

The woman gets up, enters her husband's bed and they make passionate love.

Afterward, as she is going back to her room she once again trips on the carpet and falls flat on her face.

The man raises his head from the pillow, looks at his wife lying on the floor and says, "Clumsy bitch."
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