quote:Originally posted by Kweli4Real:quote:Originally posted by xxGAMBITxx:
I just met a woman who absolutely INSISTED that she be called "Ms New Booty", as in that stupid new song by Bubba Sparks or whatever the hell his name is. My friend Alex and I just looked at each other. You know me, I'm gonna push this for all its worth, so I asked her "What is your name?" Her name is Julia but she wants to be called that other name. We start messing with her in a vain attempt to make her realize how ignorant this was. Just when I thought I could get any deeper into the ghettofied twillight zone some bozo actually approaches her and *this is the part that had Alex and I virtually losing it* spits out "Yeah ma, I likes a shorty that knows how to pick a name that fits her." ...
Damn ... I thought I knew you.
I was certain your line after the above selection would have been: "I thought that I should kill them before they reproduced."