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I'm convinced now. AA relationships are'nt worth shit nowadays.

I just met a woman who absolutely INSISTED that she be called "Ms New Booty", as in that stupid new song by Bubba Sparks or whatever the hell his name is. My friend Alex and I just looked at each other. You know me, I'm gonna push this for all its worth, so I asked her "What is your name?" Her name is Julia but she wants to be called that other name. We start messing with her in a vain attempt to make her realize how ignorant this was. Just when I thought I could get any deeper into the ghettofied twillight zone some bozo actually approaches her and *this is the part that had Alex and I virtually losing it* spits out "Yeah ma, I likes a shorty that knows how to pick a name that fits her." 17
These two mental midgets, eventually walk away to "kick it", and I swear the very air got sweeter and had a higher sense of purity to it once they left. Soon as I get changed to go to dinner, I'm getting down on my knees, looking up to heaven and THANKING GOD for giving me the ability to NOT GIVE A DAMN about being with someone. I'm gonna single for the rest of my natural life and I'm throwing a party to comemerate it. Cause if this is what is passing as "the way" for my people to romantically/emotionally happy and satisfied, ya'll can have that garbage. Give me a good book and a waiting grave and I'm good to go. CIAO...
"Knowing is not enough, we must apply. Willing is not enough, we must do."----Bruce Lee "The Tao of Jeet Kune Do"
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