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Garbage Bags

A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large plastic
garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a
while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a
policeman stops her, and says, 'Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out
of your bag.' 'Oh, really? Darn,' says the little old lady. 'I'd better
go back, and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me...'

'Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that
money?' 'You didn't steal it, did you?' 'Oh, no,' says the little old
lady. You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium
parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through the fence
into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the fence with my hedge
clippers. Each time some guy sticks his thing through the fence, I grab
it and I say, ''$20 or off it comes!'' '

'OK, that seems only fair,' laughs the cop. 'So, good luck. Oh, by the
way, what's in the other bag?' 'Well, you know', says the little old
lady, 'not everybody pays.'