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"Sex Therapy for Seniors"
A Green Valley couple, both well into their 80s, go to
a sex therapist's office.

The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'
The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed
that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual
advice, that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's
absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have

He thanks them for coming in, and then wishes

them good luck. He charges them $50.00 and
he says good bye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks
the sex therapist to watch again.

The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but again agrees.

This goes on for several weeks in a row.

The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no
problems, pays the doctor and then leave.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the
doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask.....Just
what are you trying to find out?'

The old man says, 'We're not trying to find out
anything. She's married - we can't go to her house.
I'm married - we can't go to my house. The holiday Inn
charges $98.00.

The Hilton charges $139.00.

We do it here for $50.00, and I get $43.00 back from Medicare.