quote:Originally posted by AlwaysFidelis:
So i met this girl who worked at starbucks, and i worked up the courage to ask her on a date. After a couple conversations at the register. She was a month older than me but I didn't really care, she was fun to be around. So we took a walk along the beach, and we kissed in the pale moonlight, a full moon, it was really romantic. We started really getting into it, and she slowly unzipped my jeans, she reaches inside and starts kissing her way down my chest, she finally gets all the way down, looks up at me with the most seductive eyes I've ever seen and says "No thanks, I had Reese's for breakfast" and I'm like "No way, you had candy for breakfast?" She replies, "Not candy! Reese's puffs cereal!" So she sliiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooth combo of peanut butter taste.
Um . . . AF . . . are you trying to share with us that your body parts taste like candy-flavored cereal? Or, that girl really wasn't a month older than you?
Either way I'm tellin'!