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How to impress a woman:

Compliment her.
Respect her.
Honour her.
Cuddle her.
Kiss her.
Caress her.
Loveher.
Stroke her.
Tease her.
Please her.
Comfort her.
Protect her.
Hug her.
Hold her.
Spend money on her.
Wine and dine her.
Buy things for her.
Listen to her.
Care for her.
Stand by her.
Support her.
Hold her.
Go to the ends of the Earth for her.

How to impress a man:
Show up in revealing attire.
Bring food.
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