A man is standing on top a mountain talking to God. The man asks, "Dear Lord, is it true that a million years is but a second to You?" God replies, "That is true." Then the man asks, "Is it also true that a million dollars is but a penny to You, Lord?" God answers, "That is also true, my son." So the man, actually thinking he can outwit the Almighty, asks, "Can I have a penny?" And God answers, "Just a second."