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THERE WAS THIS OLD MAN THAT HAD A BAD STUTTERING PROBLEM. HE WOULD HAS TAKE HIS DOG HUNTING WITH HIM, BUT ONE DAY THE DOG GOT LOST, AND THE OLD MAN WAS VERY SAD. HE LOST HIS ONLY FRIEND. HE LOOKED FOR THAT DOG DAY AND NIGHT FOR ALMOST TWO MONTHS, BUT FINALLY GAVE UP. HE WENT TO TOWN ONE DAY AND LOW AND BEHOLD HE SAW HIS DOG TIED IN THE BACK YARD OF SOMEONE ELSE'S YARD. HE WENT TO THE DOOR AND KNOCKED. A MAN CAME TO THE DOOR."MAY I HELP YOU?" THE OLD MAN SAID"Y-Y-YES, T-T-THAT'S M-M-MY D-D-DOG". THE MAN OF THE HOUSE SAID" NO, I HAD THAT DOG FOR MONTHS". THE OLD MAN SAID "H-H-HE W-W-WAS L-L-LOST.C-C-CAN I P-P-P-PLEASE HAVE M-MY D-D-DOG B-B-BACK?" "WELL, LET'S SEE WHO THE DOG WILL COME TO", THE MAN OF THE HOUSE SAID. THEY WALKED WHERE THE DOG WAS, AND THE MAN OF THE HOUSE CALLED THE DOG THREE TIMES BUT HE WOULD NOT MOVE. THE OLD MAN CALLED HIM NEXT. "C-C-OME H-H-HERE B-B-BOY!" THE DOG JUMPED UP, EAR STOOD STRAIGHT IN THE AIR AND SAID "B-B-BOW W-W-WOW!" 20 20

PLEASE DON'T TELL ME THAT WAS LAME. WHEN I HEARD IT I FELL OUT LAUGHING. HOPE Y'ALL LIKE IT!
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