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,all I wanted was a girl with large breasts.When I was 16,
I dated a girl with large breasts, but there was no passion. So I decided
I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college, I dated a passionate
girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a dramaqueen,
cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with some
stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that,
I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. At 28, I found an exciting girl,
but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling
on anything. She did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made
me miserable as often as she made me happy. She was great fun initially and very
energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on
the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took
everything I owned. Now I am 42, and all I want is a girl with big tits.


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