At a recent medical convention, a British doctor bragged, In England, the state of medicine is so advanced, we can transplant a kidney into a patient and they're up and looking for work in 12 months!"
To this, an Indian doctor replied, "That's nothing. In my beloved India, we can do a lung transplant and the patient will be up and looking for work in 6 months!"
To this, a Russian doctor stated, "Well, in my beloved Russia, we have taken half a heart from one patient and transplanted it into a second patient, and they're both up and looking for work in three months!"
Not to be outdone, an American doctor said, "Hey boys, that's nothing. In the good ole US of A, we took an A--Hole from texas, put him in the White House and Hell, by next month we'll all be looking for work!"
[This message was edited by Kweli4Real on January 29, 2003 at 02:34 PM.]