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An 92 year old man meets a 19 year old woman in a bar. After several drinks, the couple hurries out of the bar, runs across the street into the motel. They get a room and can bearly contain themselves. They get in the room, fall on the bed and begin passionately kissing. Off come the clothes and after some effort, the old man enters his young mate.

After several hours of wild sex, the old man looks over and says," Dearly, you were so tight. I'm sorry. If I had known you were a virgin I would have taken my time and made love to you right." The young woman just laughed and said, "Old man, if I had known you could get it up, I would have taken off my panty-hose."
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