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This guy was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very
dark night
and in the middle of a storm. The night was cold and no cars
went by, the
storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of
him.

Suddenly he saw a car coming towards him and stop. The guy
without thinking
about it got in the car closes the door just to realize
there's nobody
behind the wheel. The car starts slowly, the guy looks at
the road and sees
a curve coming his way, scared he starts to pray begging for
his life.

He hasn't come out of shock, when just before he hits the
curve, a hand
appears through the window and moves the wheel. The guy,
paralyzed in terror
watched how the hand appears every time they are before a
curve.

The guy gathering strength gets out of the car and runs to
the nearest
town. Wet and in shock goes to a cantina and asks for two
shots of
tequila, and starts telling everybody about the horrible
experience he went
through.

A silence enveloped everybody when they realize the guy was
crying and
wasn't drunk.

About half an hour later two guys walked in the same cantina
and one said to
the other. "Look Pepe, that's the weird nut that jumped in
the car when we
were
pushing it."
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