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A bus carrying 3 preachers and their wives to a convention plunges over a cliff sending all of them to their deaths. Upon arrival at the pearly gates, the first preacher steps forward and announces his arrival. But is stopped by St. Peter. St. Peter tells him, "We have no place for the likes of you. You are a man who loved money more than the Lord. You loved money so much you married a woman named Penny. So to hell you go." And the preacher vanished.

Seeing this the second minister stepped forward with confidence for he had given away all of his money years before and chose to live in poverty. But St. Peter told him, "We have no place for the likes of you. You are a man that loved the fruit of the vine more than you loved the Lord. You loved drink so much that you married a woman named Brandy. To hell you go." And the second preacher vanished.

Upon seeing this the third preacher turned to his wife and said, "Let's go Kat. They ain't got no room."
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