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A patient goes in to see his doctor. The doctor comes in and tells the patient, "Well, I have some good news and I have some bad news." The patient says, "Well, doc, give me the good news first." The doc says, "You have twenty four hours to live." The patient says, "Well what in the world is the bad news?" The doctor responds, "I forgot to tell you yesterday."
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