A ventriloquist is going through his routine of jokes about mentally challenged blondes when a blonde jumps up and says, "I have had enough about you making fun of us. We are human and we have feelings. Why are you always picking on us and making us the object of ridicule all the time?" The ventriloquist starts to apologize when the blonde says, "You stay out of this, mister. I'm talking to that jerk sitting in your lap."