smart man + smart woman = romance
smart man + dumb woman = affair
dumb man + smart woman = marriage
dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
smart boss + smart employee = profit
smart boss + dumb employee = production
dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
a man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
a woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn
general equations & statistics
a woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
a successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
a successful woman is one who can find such a man.
to be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little.
to be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.
men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
women somehow deteriorate during the night.
propensity to change
a woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn
a man marries a woman expecting that she won change, and she does.
a woman has the last word in any argument.
anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.