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romance mathematics-

smart man + smart woman = romance

smart man + dumb woman = affair

dumb man + smart woman = marriage

dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


office arithmetic


smart boss + smart employee = profit

smart boss + dumb employee = production

dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


shopping math


a man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

a woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn


general equations & statistics


a woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

a successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

a successful woman is one who can find such a man.



happiness


to be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little.

to be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.



appearance


men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

women somehow deteriorate during the night.



propensity to change


a woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn

a man marries a woman expecting that she won change, and she does.



discussion technique


a woman has the last word in any argument.

anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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