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Once a long time ago an old farmer and his newly wed wife decided to take a trip into town for their honeymoon. They get to town check, into the saloon and enjoy their honeymoon. The next day they head back home an as they are playing lovey-dovey games the horse steps into a hole and trips. The farmer calmly gets out walks up to the horse and grabs it by the bridal and says "that's one". Then he gets back into the wagon and continues on the way home. Once again the horse steps into a hole and stumbles and the farmer once again walks up to the horse, grabs the horse by the bridal and says "that's two". He gets back in the wagon and continues home and about 100 yards from the house the horse hits another hole and stumbles. This time the farmer gets out of the wagon, pulls out his rifle and shoots the horse between the eyes. The wife not believing what she has seen starts yelling at the farmer, "You idiot, we were only 100 yards from the house, why did you shoot the horse". The farmer walks over to his wife looks her in the eyes and says "that's one" ............. l
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