Two little brothers come downstairs to get breakfast before going to grade school. The mother asks the older brother, "What would you like for breakfast?" The older brother says, "Give me some mfkg oatmeal". The mother backhands the older boy across the face and sends him flying out of his chair and onto the floor, crashing against the wall. The mother then asks the younger boy what he would like for breakfast. The younger boy looks over at his brother and then back to his mother and says, "I sure don't want any mfkg oatmeal".