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And now... for some politics...

"The name of my cousin Dick Cheney will not be on the ballot.
That was really embarrassing when the news came out!
When they do these surveys, you hope you're related to
someone cool... Dick Cheney... that was really a let down."

– Barack Obama at a stop in Boise, Idaho, joking about a recent
story showing that he is a distant relative of current
Vice President Dick Cheney, February 2, 2008

"I wonder if it's possible to be a Republican
and a Christian at the same time."

– Hillary Rodham Clinton on C-SPAN, June 21, 2004

"The idea of Bill Clinton back in the White House
with nothing to do is something I can't imagine."

– Mitt Romney's response when asked at the Florida
primary debate about how he'd run against the
Clinton team, January 24, 2008

"I can't make her younger, taller, male, there's a lot I can't do."

– Bill Clinton in New Hampshire referring to differences
that cannot be changed between his wife, Hillary Clinton,
and her rival Barrack Obama, January 6, 2008

"One of the great challenges facing us is that we do not commit the same
mistakes with our growing Hispanic population that we did with African
Americans 150 years ago and beyond. We're still paying the price for the
pathetic manner in which this country handled that... I think, frankly, the
Lord is giving us a second chance to do better than we did before."

– Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee at a meeting of
the Political Animals Club in Little Rock, Arkansas, December, 2006

"Shamefully, we now learn that Saddam's torture chambers
reopened under new management: U.S. management."

– Ted Kennedy on the floor of the Senate calling for a
complete investigation into the abuse of Iraqi
prisoners in a Baghdad-area jail, May 2004

"No Child Left Behind is the most ironically named piece
of legislation since the 1942 Japanese Family Leave Act."

– Al Franken in a speech at the University
of Missouri-Columbia, Nov 19, 2003

"I don't want to be invited to the family hunting party." --Sen. Barack Obama, on revelations that he and Dick Cheney are eighth cousins

"My job is a decision-making job. And as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --The Decider, George W. Bush

"If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president. It's kind of a pipe dream, it's a personal fantasy of mine, but I don't think it's going to happen. And it is a good way of making the point that women are voting so stupidly, at least single women." --Ann Coulter

"I've got God's shoulder to cry on. And I cry a lot. I do a lot of crying in this job. I'll bet I've shed more tears than you can count, as president." --President George W. Bush, as quoted by author Robert Draper in Dead Certain

"We Bushes cry easily." --President George Bush Sr., in 1989

"At my age, any scream is a good scream." --Former President Bill Clinton, on an Iowa woman mistaking him for Bob Barker

"PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." --Presidential candidate Mitt Romney, on why he strapped his dog to the roof his car

"Friends, the press and the government are in bed together in an embrace so intimate and wrong, they could spoon on a twin mattress and still have room for Ted Koppel. Journalists used to questions the reasons for war and expose abuse of power. Now, like toothless babies, they suckle on the sugary teat of misinformation and poop it into the diaper we call the 6:00 News. Demand more of your government. Demand more of your press." --Kent Brockman, on The Simpsons