Listen, when some asshole tells me I have a tail; I will pull down my slacks, pull down my drawers and tell them to show me where my fucking tail is!! I don't care if it'll be in downtown of my city and help my ass be hauled off to jail, I'll bet there'll be no tail found here!! All these Jesus Freaks Christians. Come here and mess with me; it'll embarrass my family and hit the TV and the NEWS, but guaranteed!! There's no tail connected to my ass anywhere. Come here and put me through the test!! I'm ready!! My days of shyness are long gone. 8,000 babies, a couple nigritos here and there, mess with me and I've got something for ya!!!! It's old and grey but it still looks good and I kid you not!!!!! Not only that, I know how to wash it, powder this and that and make the stuff smell GOOD!!!!! Ain't no slouch here!!!!!!! Streamlined and cool!! That's me!! I ain't bragging, I'm tellin' ya like it T.I.S. TIZZ!!!!!