Reply to "CORRUPTED WISH GAME"

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Originally posted by Kweli4Real:
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My wish,

I could read and retain the information of entire text books in 30 seconds.


Granted: however, the physiological changes to your brain that allows for your new ability is accompanied by a swelling of your brain and the surrounding cranium, causing you to develop a freakish huge head - large to the point where you cannot leave your home without being met with scares from adults and screams of fear from little children.


I'm soooooo sorry Kai.. but... bwahahahahaha! laugh

Kweli, that was a good one! rofl....

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I wish for peace on Earth and goodwill to all mankind.



Granted: You wake up to find a huge billboard with the word "PEACE" has fallen from a low flying cesna during a commerce transport and embedded itself deep into the earth in your backyard.... just as you view the tele to find out that the nefarious new drug euphemistically and ironically referred to as "goodwill" is plaguing all of mankind....

My wish:

Condoleeza Rice finds a righteous, conscious black man to marry who affects her so much she quits her job and becomes a stay at home homeschooling mother pledging to raise the next Malcolm X
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