quote:My wish,
I could read and retain the information of entire text books in 30 seconds.
Granted: however, the physiological changes to your brain that allows for your new ability is accompanied by a swelling of your brain and the surrounding cranium, causing you to develop a freakish huge head - large to the point where you cannot leave your home without being met with scares from adults and screams of fear from little children.
I wish for peace on Earth and goodwill to all mankind.